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When I find time + motivation I give my opinions on film. But I'm an idiot with idiot tastes, go watch what you want
Casablanca, The Mirror Crack'd - Film Diary
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5 месяцев назад
Copy Paste Villain
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Morbius in 1956? Forbidden Planet - Film Diary
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Frustrations with The Killer - Film Diary
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Dumpster of Film Garbage: The Marvels
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Spider-Dune: Across The Spiderverse -  Film Diary
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The 2023 Oscars - Film Diaries
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Film Diary: The Batman (2022)
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Film Diary: The Guest (2014)
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Комментарии
@exeterjedi6730
@exeterjedi6730 8 дней назад
The King's Gays?
@echo.echo08
@echo.echo08 11 дней назад
Even my teen cousins who haven't watched Star Wars or Seven Samurai or played Warhammer 40k found it boring and pretentious and asked to switch to another film midwatch. It's not bad because it's being compared to much better films or sources of influence. It's just bad, period. It's ugly, the world-building is a mess, the characters are bland or annoying, the fight scenes are generic by today's standards and have nothing new to offer, and the overuse of slow-mo is just fockin painful! very painful to watch! jeezus!
@shalinalewis2957
@shalinalewis2957 12 дней назад
So the space nazis didn't want all the food from the planet they nuked? Lol
@nygmla
@nygmla Месяц назад
Please review part 2! Your reviews are so funny
@Janx14
@Janx14 Месяц назад
Nah, the anthony hopkins monologue at the start isn't the most boring intro.... ...that goes to the anthony hopkins monologue at the start of part 2!
@djash7161
@djash7161 9 дней назад
Zack Snyder is a Hack
@afhlhrwxgjfvmmmyessh
@afhlhrwxgjfvmmmyessh Месяц назад
That Men-at-Work drop was awesome! I cracked up!
@TJC7C
@TJC7C Месяц назад
great video hope you can cover more things from dc!
@s3.14dervision
@s3.14dervision Месяц назад
When I heard Nick Fury say "black girl magic" I rolled my eyes and puked!
@Rocket5150
@Rocket5150 Месяц назад
DJ had better accept the Razzie Award like a champ. This "movie" was a total waste of Sydney Sweeneys cleavage.
@arnesahlen2704
@arnesahlen2704 2 месяца назад
Come on, Razzies! I'm eager to see how this trashfire will be awarded🤪
@omegaminoseer4539
@omegaminoseer4539 2 месяца назад
You would THINK that Star War/hammer 40K / Seventh Samurai would make for an excellent film. However, Hack Snyder has to do his very best to stick his fat fist through a beautiful premise and then confusedly use his best material in snippets of the film. A much more unique take on this film would be seeing how Kora becomes disillusioned, like an inversion of Saving Private Ryan. We've never had a, STAR WARS film about The Empire. That could be him making new ground and he could even have his Seven Samurai film as each of her squad gets killed, justifying the premise.
@master2uall88
@master2uall88 2 месяца назад
Yeah the weird fascination of Miss Marvel with Captain Marvel borderline pedophilia and then when you see the cutscene of the black king of Asgard and she tells Miss Marvel to get a strap-on I mean strapped in was definitely a good decision to cut that from the movie but then Miss Marvel says captain my captain or some shit and it comes off as really weird cringy pedophile like and yeah that was some really good shit the way Captain Marvel like she's got a love crush on her or something and she's a 16 year old child in love with a woman that is apparently 60 plus years old but doesn't age because she's Captain Marvel now or some shit? Whatever
@jeanferguson9063
@jeanferguson9063 2 месяца назад
17:04 Kal El NOOOO! 🤣😂😂 I love your sense of humor, keep making more videos like this... 👏👏👏 23:29 And one more comment, if you thought that the way they introduce the main characters and their history was lasy, let me tell you that I thought it was an improvement and it was way better than doing it by just opening an e-mail... 🤷🤣😂😂
@youcancallmejoker340
@youcancallmejoker340 2 месяца назад
Chocking !!!!!!! 😝😝😝😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
@AIONBERSERKER
@AIONBERSERKER 3 месяца назад
You know it's bad when Disney turns it down lol
@mykhailohohol8708
@mykhailohohol8708 3 месяца назад
there were people in the back of my theatre who clapped in the end. One can only hope it was sarcastic clapping.. when describing scenes from the movie I called them schizophrenic as well.
3 месяца назад
your animations are better than the CGI in the movie 😂😂
@RossM3838
@RossM3838 3 месяца назад
Dakota Johnson is a pure nepotism baby. Her father is Don Johnson and her mother is Melanie Griffith and her grandmother is blithe danner Hmmm I wonder how she got this part
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 3 месяца назад
Me asking: who are any of these people?
@jonvalentin849
@jonvalentin849 3 месяца назад
I think the chameleon is worse than Kai even she’s smarter that’s why
@joshuabrzezinski2828
@joshuabrzezinski2828 3 месяца назад
Did you catch how only the white men are over-the-top bad? Imagine if it was all the blacks portrayed as killer rapists thieves. There would be hell to pay everyone would be called racist oppressor colonizers its ridiculous
@BizznessBox
@BizznessBox 4 месяца назад
Wait…. the soldier is going to teach the general to lead? Does Zack know how military hierarchy works?
@ericvulgate7091
@ericvulgate7091 4 месяца назад
auralnauts episode four Snyder version kicks ass.
@DecidedchumpX2929
@DecidedchumpX2929 4 месяца назад
bro kung fu panda is peak shut up
@matttriano
@matttriano 4 месяца назад
HE REALLY IS JUST SPAMMING THESE STORYTELLING TECHNIQUES how does the girl represent the bucket Zach she spilled too?
@TrueAli
@TrueAli 4 месяца назад
stop cry pls
@shamrockdragon7634
@shamrockdragon7634 4 месяца назад
I liked it for the most part, but there were a few things/scenes/characters that needed more work. Funniest scene was the graveyard though.
@shamrockdragon7634
@shamrockdragon7634 4 месяца назад
Casablanca is one of my favorite films, and the best film i've seen Humphrey Bogart in. The Mirror Crack'd, yeah that is not a good version. I recommend the version with Joan Hickson, she did quite a few Miss Marples and played the character very well.
@shamrockdragon7634
@shamrockdragon7634 4 месяца назад
Good review, we actually do see the orc guy again though. He's the one Kai talks to when setting up the trap to grab Kora and the others.
@brinestein
@brinestein 3 месяца назад
Ah, thanks!
@shamrockdragon7634
@shamrockdragon7634 3 месяца назад
@@brinestein You're welcome. In case you're interested, I did a video where I rewrote Rebel Moon 🤣
@brinestein
@brinestein 3 месяца назад
Good video! You did a good job refocusing the direction of the story and giving more reasonable motivations for the actions of the characters/plot. Sometimes the music was too loud to hear what was being said (towards the end) and some criticisms at the end could have been rolled into the 'why rebel moon doesn't work' section at the beginning. Otherwise the comparisons and criticisms were accurate, relevant, and succinct. Keep it up!
@shamrockdragon7634
@shamrockdragon7634 3 месяца назад
@@brinestein Thank you!
@2Goood
@2Goood 4 месяца назад
Netflix doesnt want movies, it wants content
@chardy7071
@chardy7071 4 месяца назад
Spot on! I'm not a sci-fi fan, but I can still find enjoyment in this genre. However, this film underestimated my intelligence to the point where it really irritated me.
@robertperry1241
@robertperry1241 4 месяца назад
It’s so annoying I loved this movie and I’m a big stars wars fan. Snyder did state he a fan too and got inspiration but people are giving bad reviews because they are comparing it to stars wars. I thought the concept was great I do wishe Snyder just released the Snyder cut at the beginning . But yeah I think people are comparing too much and just giving reviews based off that
@ericvulgate7091
@ericvulgate7091 4 месяца назад
slower! SLOWER.
@bjdepro
@bjdepro 3 месяца назад
It’s not about comparing to existing movies, rebel moon just didn’t fulfill the basic storytelling nor logic of a “basic” film should have!
@MRptwrench
@MRptwrench 4 месяца назад
Tbh, I'm keeping a bit of hope up for projects like Rebel Moon. It was better than any of the Disney Lucas Film bowel movements. Also, maybe more creators like Zack Snyder will move forward with their own projects. It's as if Rebel Moon opened the door to produce & release films that go after the same target audience as the Disney/Lucas/Marvel/D C. Sure some will suck, but there's bound to be some gems in the pile.
@giftmpho876
@giftmpho876 4 месяца назад
Still ur review is funny😂❤
@jacobchildersScience-Gaming
@jacobchildersScience-Gaming 4 месяца назад
Y’all I didn’t even know this was a Star Wars movie until I read the comments
@giftmpho876
@giftmpho876 4 месяца назад
I loved it too❤ I thought it was entertaining 😊
@ericvulgate7091
@ericvulgate7091 4 месяца назад
**jiggles keys*"
@juliandarch9278
@juliandarch9278 4 месяца назад
I didn't think it was that bad, it was basically the magnificent seven in space. Very similar to a guardians of the galaxy movie
@aatrox5559
@aatrox5559 4 месяца назад
based, also think i the same
@DarkJak
@DarkJak 4 месяца назад
Cry more, star wars fan
@DarkJak
@DarkJak 4 месяца назад
@@wingnut7408 Makes sense, hate watching is a degenerative vice
@davidmaldonado9811
@davidmaldonado9811 4 месяца назад
Cry baby talking 😅
@jonsays3762
@jonsays3762 4 месяца назад
Given current events, how long until we start generalizing land grabbing, resource thieving, people exterminating, jack booted cowards “Space Israelis”…instead of…not-sees?
@Urmother34417
@Urmother34417 4 месяца назад
Imagine being a grown man hating on a kids movie that didn’t even realease
@PM-lx5jv
@PM-lx5jv 5 месяцев назад
I really agree with you, I love KFP so fucking much- but there's something about it that feels ``lazy``? It's like they're trying to play it safe. The villian is almost an exact COPY. Kung Fu Panda 2 is my absolute favorite movie in all of the trilogy. I've watched it so many times- listen to their incredible score almost every day. The visuals weren't ``over exagerated``, it was the perfect balance between amazing graphics, and REALISTIC lighting. / Kung Fu Panda 1 being nearly just as good Now let's get to Po, the way he acted felt so much more realistic. At times he was silly, but when the serious times came- he was SERIOUS! It seems like in the 3rd film- and now the 4th, they try to make him ``silly and goofy `` all the time. Po in the 1st and 2nd film had such a lovable personality, he had so much EMOTION, his facial expressions weren't over the top either. And I feel as if the characters actually had ``mass`` - like they were actually there. Also like, can we treat the villians seriously like we did in the first two films? They treated Kai like he was a joke- he had a lot of potential to be an INCREDIBLE villian! Especially with his theme song. The lighting, backrounds, ESPECIALLY THE STORY, and the overall design of the movie was a perfect balance of everything. In a way, ( Hopefully this makes sense ) - when I watched Po in the first two movies, I heard PO. I didn't hear Jack Black. But now, all I hear is Jack Black TRYING to be Po. It's just not the same anymore. And Lord Shen, the darker tone to the film made it just THAT good. He had such a personal relation to Po- which made him all the more terrifying. I could go on for ages about how beautiful this movie is, but I've written plenty already. Of course, it's all just my opinion. And if really corny millennial humor is everybodies idea of a good movie, then good for everyone else 👍 I'm aware it's just the trailer, but there's so many signs pointing towards a ``low-quality`` movie.
@tiffanysatterfield
@tiffanysatterfield 5 месяцев назад
⭐ "promo sm"
@lpallad1
@lpallad1 5 месяцев назад
it is similar but different, because when Kai stole the Chi from his victims he could only transform them into jade zombies at his command and use that chi to increase his personal power. He didn't learn how to use all their moves. Instead, Chameleon can directly copy the powers of others. And from what we've seen, Chameleon also has necromancy powers. Besides, Chameleon also has real henchmen, while Kai was alone, even if he had jade zombies. And I think Chameleon has a direct goal. Instead Kai was simply a Chi addict.
@josephteller9715
@josephteller9715 5 месяцев назад
Only 1 of the 14 most expensive block buster films of 2023 turned a profit to date (Guardians of the Galaxy 3). Something is VERY wrong with the Hollywood Business Model.
@Givemeahug321
@Givemeahug321 5 месяцев назад
Yorumu ingilizceye çevirmekle uğraşamıyacağım için kusura bakma. Şu an bu film için bir yazı hazırlıyorum ve videolar arasında dolaşırken buna rastladım. Güzel iş dostum. Umarım video çekmeye devam etmek için yeterli süre ve motivasyon bulursun.
@MrBrigadierArchived
@MrBrigadierArchived 5 месяцев назад
Did anyone say POWER? (C) Lord Shen But the strangest thing there's nothing told about that flying fish... its the only suspicious character to me 😅
@calvinfujii5921
@calvinfujii5921 5 месяцев назад
I heard rumors that she is going to be the COMPLETE MIRROR FOIL for Po, possibly having gone through a similar situation as he did but for the wrong and more malevolent reasons. If that’s the case, then she’s bound to be the main villain of the fifth and sixth movies as well.
@ericvulgate7091
@ericvulgate7091 5 месяцев назад
I think this is a great movie. Loved it since I was a kid in the 70's.
@merrialicehobbs5344
@merrialicehobbs5344 5 месяцев назад
That's what I'm saying!!! They couldn't think of anything original!?
@kade-qt1zu
@kade-qt1zu 5 месяцев назад
They did think of something original, yet for some reason people don't agree.