One of my co-workers was born in Russia so whenever he walks into work we play this song on the speakers. We do it to each other so it's fine... Mine is Twa recruiting sargents because I'm Scottish.
Here’s a little lesson, in conquering! This is going down in History! If you wanna be a Comrade#1, You have to chase a fascist Army on the run! Just follow the T-34s, and circle around, Be careful not to make a sound! SSSHHHH! Don’t start singing Kalinka!! ( chorus ) Now look at these MOLOTOVS That I just found. When I say go, be ready to throw! Go! THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME BLYAT
Lyrics: BLYAT! We Are Number One BLYAT! We Are Number One Now Listen Closely 1st Verse: Here's a Little Lesson in Cheeki Breeki This is Going Down in History. If you wanna be a Gopnik #1, You have to Chase a Western Spy on the run Just Follow my Moves, and Sneak Around, Be careful not to make a Sound. Nyet, Don't Touch that. 2nd Verse: Hahaha!!! Now look at this Net that i just found, When i say Go, Be ready to throw. GO!!!! Throw it on Him not Me!!! BLYAT! Let's Try something else. Now watch and learn, here's the deal. You slip and slide on this Mayonez!!! Hahahaha!!! What the blin are you doing?! Ending: We are Number One We are Number One We are Number One CYKA BLYAT!!!!
