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Socialism is not a charge word, is the name of a death cult.

This reminded me that some CSM are genuinely okay and not twisted people who, although morally crooked, are still halfway decent people and it makes me grin

Hilariously appropriate scene

when you find out the "drukhari" might be the reason the Sentenilese are so xenophobic

i remember dying like that

"YOU get an Alpharius! And YOU get an Alpharius! EVERYONE'S AN ALPHARIUS!"

Brah I have no idea whats happening and I think thats the point.

He really loves chaos Emperor : oh nooo

Honestly, if Clint Eastwood was a Space Marine, he'd be the Lion. It's perfect.

The effort of recoloring Blark's hair, only to not recolor the decoy's wig, is hilarious

Thats not how it works with most regiments but if we are talking Death Corps this is a standard intelligence maneuver. If the officers where doing their job they even kept track of which knights where killing guardsmen the slowest and is therefore the softest targets.

Pretty soon the reason it'll be called '40k' is because that's how much an army will cost

"I am Alpharius" Headass

Even hiccup was tired of their shettt

I know who .. i am alpharius

"I want 50,000 Primaris Reivers because they look cool" lmao

As a templars fan I am both deeply offended and still laughing

I've read the Alpha Legion books. They apparently can just disguise themselves so well that no one looks twice at 7.5 foot 400 lb man hanging around.

When Alpharius realized he's not Alpharius.

"I'm a rooster illusion."

Tech priest laughing in the background

Yeah I'd last about 30.05 seconds in the guard

And everything they just said was a lie

Hi. Please take the song “ready for this” from Hazbin hotel, and put abadon as Charlie, and various chaos gods as her mentors. Just the last 20 seconds the final verse. No other creators have your whimsey, and I think you could kill it. Please, I can’t do it.

"Go on... I left all my STLs in that place... The Age of Pirates... Has begun!"

What is the movie they're from? It was Gran Torino

Damn bro. Got chills lol

*Death Approaches* 😂

I don't think he's too happy about his sons still keeping the whole "half pur legion turned traitor" after 10,000 years

Remind me of a story from 3rd or 4th edition. A story of a powerful Eldaris champion wake up from stasis to fight invasion on a craftworld and he went in alone to ask Tyranid swarmlord for a duel. Tyranid have no concept of honor or duty, so they just swarmed him and ate him. 😂

Joe Nurglan made my night.

If they made the hand gun into a bolter it would of been perfect

When Sly Marbro is forced to retire, but then proceeds to enter the eye of terror and do more killing

Lorgar: Brother, can you read? Angron: AAAAAAUUUGGHHHH!!! Lorgar: Yeah, that checks out... Guilliman, brother, lets form a book club! Guilliman: AAAAAAUUUGGHHHH!!! Lorgar: Calth was 10,000 years ago, how are you still mad?? Corvus: *I'LL READ WITH YOU BROTHER, JUST OPEN UP THE DOOR!!!*

And then he continued to f himself and his son in dumb decisions

Tropic thunder is amazing

Where this clip from??

Ah, when two Astartes from the Horus Heresy meet after 10,000 years

Why the fuck this go so hard?

This is so perfect 😂😂

This doesnt really look like word bearers to me i mean their whole thing is the empire is or is founded on a lie therefore chaos is the truth rah rah chaos or usually how they are written. This is somebody who is apathetic or nilistic in the sense that they recognized society is built on a lie but that lie is necessary to keep society functioning and have social cohesion. I could see this being said by rowboat or caul with respect to the imperial creed being false. Of couse i could see how a traitor could then turn that into we offer a better lie and better society. Given how the iron warriors kinda have a culture of life sucks ur highest purpose is to be the meat in the meatgrinder and the second ur not useful your disposed of, i could unironically see an iron warrior saying that, or nightlords since they are all about fear and might makes right so i could see them saying this for that reason.

I seriously want to write a 40k satire novel about a grunt guardsman based on this entire concept and see him rise to become a hero lol

Just a heretic propaganda. IG don't loose that many troopers.

To be honest, Hiroyuki Sanada would be amazing as the Khan.

What's the clip source?

I wish Charles Dance was my father 😢

Caleb Pressley in his most intense role yet.

Damn, charles dance hair is so majestic

This is good shit