The last time I ate at Little Caesars was just yesterday. It was lousy ass pizza. That’s it! The next Little Caesars pizza I get BY ACCIDENT is going straight into the dumpster. I’m dead serious.
The Scoundrel podcast tells the story of the guy who sold him, and anyone else with the money, Radithor, water with Radium in it. Radium... the radioactive element. Yep that was in water and sold to people as a health product.
I'm in Little Rock, Arkansas and we also have a lot of rivers and creeks that just wind through the landscape. During Summer a friend and I walked a creek about 5 miles just doing what you're doing just without the canoe. There was a couple areas that we had to swim through and that was sketchy. Ever since then I've always wanted to get a kayak/canoe of some sort to do something similar - just float along and check it out minus the barefoot adventure. Edit: Came back to like the video, thanks for the adventure.