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Mainly vlogs direct to camera about football in general and Burnley FC in particular. Has a production budget of 20p that is rarely spent in full. Contains deadpan sarcasm. Free movie or TV reference in every video. Often wrong, but never in doubt.

All thoughts and opinions my own, because God knows anyone else who would want them. Fans of other teams welcome to leave comments, as long as they spelled correctly and aren't abusive.
Mirrorball - Burnley 5 Cardiff City 0
19:10
14 дней назад
The Game Within The Game
28:01
Месяц назад
The B stands for Boomerang
8:37
2 месяца назад
Down and Dusted - Spurs 2 Burnley 1
14:48
3 месяца назад
Maho Beach, St Maarten
1:57
4 месяца назад
Tipping Points - Burnley 0 Arsenal 5
18:57
6 месяцев назад
Friday Night Gaslights - Burnley 1 Luton Town 1
22:22
7 месяцев назад
Philosophy and Results - Burnley 0 Everton 2
21:23
8 месяцев назад
A little bit of politics - On abuse of Referees
11:46
8 месяцев назад
Two Words - Burnley 0 Crystal Palace 2
17:02
10 месяцев назад
The Primark Francis Rossi - Burnley 1 Chelsea 4
13:19
10 месяцев назад
The boo boys are back - Burnley 2 Spurs 5
12:59
11 месяцев назад
Mission To Burnley
13:51
Год назад
Комментарии
@fluffymadsquirrel5946
@fluffymadsquirrel5946 День назад
Squad is currently rated at 190 million which is 90 million more than two years ago and it has a much younger average age. As a whole the squad and club is doing great but still a work in progress, which is currently going in the right direction.
@GroverTmuldoon
@GroverTmuldoon 4 дня назад
I do blame Trafford for the goal. Not that he didn’t save it. - no keeper would have saved it. But I blame him because he is James Trafford. What I mean is it’s only be a Trafford was in goal that he took that shot. It’s obvious that they targeted Trafford as a weak link in the team. They tried to chip him after 20 odd seconds. If any other keeper was in goal he would not have had a shot.
@Bibg867
@Bibg867 4 дня назад
Trafford’s not the keeper we hoped he would be, and like most I hope he goes. That said he’s in no way to blame and the lad just tried his luck as he would either anyone in goal.
@ewanconnor1403
@ewanconnor1403 4 дня назад
@@GroverTmuldoon I agree he's vulnerable , I hope we don't have the same problem as last season
@ewanconnor1403
@ewanconnor1403 5 дней назад
I must have watched a different match , two mid level championship teams is what I watched, Laurent poor on the ball but good at marking etc , too slow . Worrell doesn’t have pace . Nothing coming through the middle , no one carrying the ball like sander did, all we did was punts up the pitch or hopeful up the sides which amounted to nowt
@Bibg867
@Bibg867 4 дня назад
First game after a transfer window that saw us sell more than we would have liked. First half we were fine but Lacked finishing. The new lads mostly playing their first league game. Most of stats apart from the goals leaned heavily in our favour. First half I thought we did ok second not so much.
@ewanconnor1403
@ewanconnor1403 4 дня назад
@@Bibg867 factor in that Blackburn are poor quality
@Bibg867
@Bibg867 4 дня назад
@@ewanconnor1403 I just factored in it was first championship game after window closed.
@tony152
@tony152 5 дней назад
Some good signings, so glad we kept Foster, Esteve and Koleosh.
@johnslattery6194
@johnslattery6194 5 дней назад
I know you were talking about Brownhill not scoring a free kick for Burnley Mike but i just had to look it up if he'd done it for Bristol City and he did it twice, a 30 yd thunderbolt against Preston and a top bins one against that lot down the road in a 4-1 win. heres hoping at Leeds next😂
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 5 дней назад
Well let’s be charitable and say that he’s overdue. A long way overdue!
@johnslattery6194
@johnslattery6194 5 дней назад
@@SDPlissken tbf hes only 63 behind Beckham but could Beckham do back flicks like Brownhill ? I think not 😁
@gingerali
@gingerali 5 дней назад
Francis Rossi talking about football 😂
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 5 дней назад
Whatever you want...
@st3ddyman
@st3ddyman 9 дней назад
This needs an update now. I bet you didn't expect the carnage we have seen since
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 9 дней назад
Heh. You have a point.
@micka5617
@micka5617 10 дней назад
Did well until you brought your politics and vendetta against Musk. Yawn.
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 10 дней назад
So I’m not allowed to use my own blog to explain my reasons for not using Twitter any more?
@adrianbrown5443
@adrianbrown5443 11 дней назад
And there I was thinking I was the only calm person in a chaotic world. Nice to see balanced reasoning. Ta for the show.
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 10 дней назад
Well, you know what they say. “If you can keep your head while all around are losing theirs, then you probably don’t understand the gravity of the situation…”
@bluefunkdawg
@bluefunkdawg 11 дней назад
We’ve also had time to learn how to pronounce Sander’s name properly. Not Berger, not Burge but Berg as in JBG. The “e” is silent. Details matter.
@user-klaretkeith55
@user-klaretkeith55 11 дней назад
I agree with Benson not being good enough for the premier league. They know he has to cut inside to be effective, and premier league defenders were savvy to him early on. We know he doesn't defend. Yet we have treated him badly, well VK did for sure. Yet Vincent was amazing with Lyle. I have mixed feeling over VK he gave us the best season ever for thrills excitement goals and passion. I like your videos I subscribed today.
@johndominicdrews1673
@johndominicdrews1673 12 дней назад
This time you're completely wrong. Our best players have gone, and the money is going straight out of the club into investor's pockets. Benson not good enough?. Listen to yourself!
@flyoverfredusa
@flyoverfredusa 12 дней назад
I usually agree with everything you say Mike but on last weeks sales I don't. We all knew certain things would happen but when you listen to the interviews of Parker, Brownhill and Esteve they were shell shocked. Look at the unity at Luton, compare that to Sunderland. There are ways of doing things and ALK got it massively wrong. HUGE week for the board to fix the mess. You are right about Twitter, I've blocked plenty for the negativity
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 11 дней назад
I don’t think that you can plan for timing, especially other clubs. If someone made an offer for O’Shea on Saturday morning, then what do you do? I looked it up. After a flurry of PSR related shenanigans at the end of June, there were only 34 reasonably significant transfers into Premier League clubs in the whole of July. Basically everyone is leaving their business to August this year. I wonder if the PSR deadline has something to do with that going forward.
@johnslattery6194
@johnslattery6194 12 дней назад
I know youre the voice of reason Mike and we do need to keep calm captain Mainwaring but it would help if we knew what was going on at boardroom level for once and didnt have to wait for Mission to Burnley to reveal it a season later!someone like you as a fan allowed on the board would help
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 12 дней назад
Ha! I don't think I'm the guy for the job. Or maybe I am, because I don't think I'm the guy for the job? Besides, whoever would be there would get a lot of jealousy from other fans - just look at the way members of the Fan Advisory Board get treated - mainly by people who would give their eye teeth to be members of the Fan Advisory Board. A club having a trusted inner circle to quietly and almost covertly take the temperature on issues is always a good idea in theory, but in practice almost impossible to accomplish for very many reasons. I could have gone on - especially about how clubs should NOT be engaging on/reading social media - but it would have been another half hour worth of me getting increasingly ranty! Anyway, thanks for your comment. As always, much appreciated.
@graham907
@graham907 18 дней назад
Great vlog Mike, thank you.
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 18 дней назад
Glad you enjoyed it!
@softailrider3129
@softailrider3129 19 дней назад
Well said Mike, it just emphasises the chasm between the Championship and PL. The wealth off the PL needs to be shared more generously with the EPL as we see far too many relegated PL clubs bounce straight back.
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 18 дней назад
Alas, the problem is that the clubs (who are the PL) are looking to make the problem worse rather than better. It does feel that we are two or three seasons of the Championship clubs getting promoted and then immediately relegated after one season away from calls for promotion/relegation to end in the interests of "competition".
@iangarvey110
@iangarvey110 19 дней назад
Once again Mike a very inciteful Vlog and oh so true , we were massively out everything 'ed ( if that's a word )😊 last season on so many occasions, it hurt to watch week in week out . Hopefully this is as you quite eloquently put it is what happened to us last season is now happening for us in the reverse this season . We are certainly not at our best so far and worryingly for most of the rest of the championship , the question now is how well can this team do . Yes we have very good depth , but we still need to be careful . History proves one thing , what has happened before will happen again ! Thank you Mike , just to let you know I am 62 and have been watching the Clarets since 68/69 so I have seen the ups and the massive downs that come with our beloved sport , but we love our team cheers my friend ! U.T.C.
@gingerali
@gingerali 19 дней назад
Yes, let’s all be negative about the Clarets after just two games into the season . May I remind you as to how long it’s taken us to get to where we are since the days of Waddle and Miller ?
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 18 дней назад
Just because we're the ones getting the benefit, doesn't mean that everything suddenly becomes fair and reasonable. Football matches should never been foregone conclusions. Three consecutive seasons in the Championship and we're the ones on the other side of it. That's all it takes.
@flyoverfredusa
@flyoverfredusa 19 дней назад
Nice one Mike, you'll need to re-do it next week as half the squad won't be here. Spot on about Saturday and the finances, for me the pyramid is absolutely screwed.
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 18 дней назад
Checked my phone this morning and some surprising names rumoured to be heading out of the door!
@flyoverfredusa
@flyoverfredusa 18 дней назад
@@SDPlissken it's potentially a season ruining window unless inbounds are of a very good standard
@10bremerelanesidlesham78
@10bremerelanesidlesham78 19 дней назад
Am enjoying your blogs Mike Best regards Mike G (southern based Claret )
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 19 дней назад
Much appreciated!
@graham907
@graham907 Месяц назад
Great show Mike. My answer to the first question is no...I'm still annoyed at having to pay 75pound more than last year season ticket. Eventually they will keep putting it up until a oap ticket becomes full price adult. Question 2 please sign a goal machine in time for Bastards utc
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken Месяц назад
Cheers for the feedback, much appreciated! The point of the two questions is effectively the same thing, just on a different scale - putting the club in debt in order to get success. It's just the definition of "success" has changed from "winning things" to "making money". The ticket pricing I could have gone on about - along with many other aspects of the business side. Why are they squeezing the ticket prices when they largely don't matter? Because they can. The major US sports (I don't think) have such age based pricing discounts and as far as the owners are concerned, the seat is a fixed cost whether you sit in it aged 5, 15, 50 or 85.
@PaulBaines-pi9xk
@PaulBaines-pi9xk Месяц назад
Great insight. Keep putting out the podcast always thought provoking.
@jonkers2007
@jonkers2007 Месяц назад
Fascinating insights.
@killorfill6953
@killorfill6953 Месяц назад
Mike do you know that the new government have put in process legislation that water company bosses will face personal criminal liability for breaking laws on water quality? The bill also introduces “automatic and severe” fines for transgressions, and water companies will be required to install real-time monitors at every sewage outlet, with data independently scrutinized by regulators. Not sure I see the word "no" anywhere in that lot, however, I do see an increased level of corporate liability. I will be very surprised if any water company bosses go to prison, but at least it might be possible now... Maybe there's a tiny chance for decent football regulation in the UK? 😀
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken Месяц назад
That's classic New Labour. Look like they are doing something, but not actually doing something. All those measures are about stopping the problem getting worse. Not fixing it.
@johnhorkin44
@johnhorkin44 Месяц назад
The final question you should have asked is. If the liquidation value of Burnley is £150 million And you could buy it for £100 million, would you buy and liquidate it and then walk away with £50 million.? What do you think ALK would do, if they could liquidate Burnley for profit?
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken Месяц назад
That's not the ALK way of doing business - they take what they considering underperforming businesses and turn them into ones making some/more profit. As for the wider point of asset stripping... there isn't really the value in a football club to make it worthwhile. A club has assets of a training ground, stadium and players. Players are constantly depreciating assets. The land for the training ground and stadium are worth nowhere near the required price and that's before you consider the pitchforks and firey torches that would appear if someone tried it. One of the things about phoenix clubs like Bury, Wimbledon and others is that the grounds are still there and usually in use. I think Turf Moor is an Asset of Community Value so has protections upon it. It's a worst case scenario, but one that is highly, highly improbable.
@iangarvey110
@iangarvey110 Месяц назад
Well that was information overload or what I have a reasonable idea how a club is run or so I thought , but you have what they call in certain parlance put me to bed . That was a very thoughtful and incisive video. Thank you ! 🤘
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken Месяц назад
Didn't mean to get too into the weeds, maybe I should work how how to use captions and slides properly. There is so much of this financial engineering happening in business, not just football, that I could have gone on for hours!
@maltacalcio
@maltacalcio Месяц назад
Yes, something to be said for Parker's proven track record in the Championship. I find the quite negative reception from large parts of the fanbase a bit unfortunate. The manager (or, Head Coach rather) should get the chance at least to prove himself. Actually as for Gudmundsson I had the same thought, he probably tested the market and found nobody biting on a 33yoi striker; so might as well stick with what you got. Also I like the option of getting the shirt w/o any sponsor.
@graham907
@graham907 2 месяца назад
Great show Mike, thanks. looking forward to the next one. Enjoy your summer.
@danproject5981
@danproject5981 2 месяца назад
Just found your channel. Nice bit of banter to add the way you bring the news. I like it! UTC’s!!!
@Snarlygraph
@Snarlygraph 2 месяца назад
Corberan would have been my choice.
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 2 месяца назад
He was certainly one I wouldn’t have minded. But there was no perfect candidate out there.
@dandanthesoundman7607
@dandanthesoundman7607 2 месяца назад
Great thought provoking video, UTC!!!:)))
@nigelbaldwin1038
@nigelbaldwin1038 2 месяца назад
Enjoyable podcast, from a 🐝💤 fan !!!
@graham907
@graham907 3 месяца назад
Thanks Mike good to catch up on episodes ive not seen. Spot on with your fan assessment, ive never had a problem with Coventry fans . I might have got carried away with the saga two seasons ago....in the past i always wanted them to do well in the fa cups in times gone by and marveled at some of their players and managers. Your analysis of our play brought it all back. Work the opposition for 60 mins then bring some fast lads and shithousery on. Hope we repeat that this seasn. Utc
@graham907
@graham907 3 месяца назад
Totally agree Mike
@ppburnley
@ppburnley 3 месяца назад
For goodness sake can we please raise the level of intellectual debate here? Booing the knee is NOT racist. The fact is that it has become a toe curling and embarrassing prelude to a game and that’s why people boo, not because they are racists.
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 3 месяца назад
Yes it is racist. There is no debate to be had and you clearly didn’t even bother listening to it. Bye.
@ppburnley
@ppburnley 3 месяца назад
@@SDPlissken “There is no debate to be had” Hmm - always the refuge of someone who’s on the wrong side of an argument! I note with approval that the wise heads at UEFA spared us the embarrassing American knee import at this Saturday’s Wembley UCL between Madrid and Dortmund. In fact it’s generally being fazed out now thank goodness. Let’s fight racism by all means, but not by the use of pantomime!
@peterfletcher6521
@peterfletcher6521 3 месяца назад
Yes, very good this. Where can I comment at length?
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 3 месяца назад
Erm. Good question. Here I suppose. I don’t really do the social media thing apart from being on Mastodon.
@user-hz6pd3ei5r
@user-hz6pd3ei5r 3 месяца назад
When someone contacted me on the phone telling me VK was Bayern bound, I thought it was a 'Gottcha' My response was jovial laughter with very industrial language. 🙃
@huwgrossmith9555
@huwgrossmith9555 3 месяца назад
VC is BMs 8th choice!
@walverden1
@walverden1 3 месяца назад
Shock and disbelief is an understatement VK is and was a great Championship,but not a premiership one. Good luck to him . UTC👍👏❤️⚽️
@sebiejohnson8110
@sebiejohnson8110 3 месяца назад
Nobody lost their Minds the bloke did some good work with Anderlecht and the germans were watching the reason Burnley went down because they didn't hav the personal to execute his game plan its going to be interesting at bayern were he will hav better standard of player
@orwellboy1958
@orwellboy1958 3 месяца назад
Welcome to the managerial merry go round. As a neutral, I have a soft spot for Burnley. I hope you get the manager you deserve. I keep an eye on the championship so I look forward to seeing Burnley at the top of the league. I miss Goldbridge saying "why is it always bloody Burnley".
@graham907
@graham907 3 месяца назад
Great calming points again, Mike. Thank you. i'm reset now.
@Bibg867
@Bibg867 3 месяца назад
At least VK is leaving after the season has ended rather than just before it starts. Good luck and whoever comes in will do a great job I’m sure UTC
@superburnley1882
@superburnley1882 3 месяца назад
Can't blame him for leaving, I'm less confident about getting back up now but i'm relieved we won't have to see another Premier League season under Kompany, i'd have sacked him at the end of this season regardless. Steve Cooper for me.
@LeePerryUK
@LeePerryUK 3 месяца назад
Just grateful that we are being paid for him to leave now, and not having to pay him to leave in October when the window is closed. utc
@ABOVETOPSECRET1
@ABOVETOPSECRET1 3 месяца назад
Moyes for me,we need a steady hand and experience and some new experienced signings and not a scatter gun approach to signing players like what has happened in the last two years.
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 3 месяца назад
He’s a very good manager but is he the sort of manager ALK want?
@soulboy6073
@soulboy6073 3 месяца назад
Better Bayern ' than Blackburn !!! its football😎
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 3 месяца назад
It’s a tremendously difficult choice, that.
@flyoverfredusa
@flyoverfredusa 3 месяца назад
I'm in the same place, disappointed but whatever !
@AndyP1961.
@AndyP1961. 3 месяца назад
I’m sure we’ll be fine and all the best to VK, Cooper for me.
@burnleytilidie1882
@burnleytilidie1882 3 месяца назад
Moyes or cooper for me
@SDPlissken
@SDPlissken 3 месяца назад
Moyes doesn’t seem like an ALK type appointment.