With the news that premier inn have developed a plate that stops the beans from touching the rest of the breakfast, using a sausage as a breakwater will no longer be necessary
I actually know a bloke who is exactly like this , one Sunday after his missus had spent all day cooking his dinner he then proceeded to complain about how she was lazy with the gravy.
His improv is so good. There's a great interview out there of Bob Mortimer asking him a load of unscripted questions and it's over half an hour of hillarious bollocks.
Cooks him a Good English Breakfast and then happily agrees to make love straight after - Now I know why that Bloke ran off with that Ukrainian refugee him and his wife took in...
Mail bride orders from Ukraine and Russia will be past future phenomena said economist they said when Ukraine Russia reach 30% EU level of life quality they say :/
Brilliant comedy, timing, characters. .......Cougan brilliance. I think he's enough to keep me entertained for the rest of my life. ......I'm hoping that's about 50 years. .....💪👽