call me smank! he/they i’m mostly known for voiceovers, but every now and then an animation pops up. i like to draw and make stupid videos. instagram: smankonthy tik tok: smankonthy
“ Cedar! Have you seen Blondie anywhere?” “ She told me She’d find some shrooms I can Blaze in the forest tonight, But I overheard the Bears cursing her out “ “ *FUCK YOU BLONDIE LOCKS THATS THE LAST TIME A BLONDE COMES INTO OUR HOUSE AND FUCKS UP OUR LIFESTYLE* “ “ What the Fuck Happened, What’d she do? “ “ Strange cause I heard Faybelle talking about Darings Orgie Party He was gonna have tonight and- “ “ OH. MY. GOD. THEY’RE *FUCKING* LOST “ *Oh their fucked, What are we gonna do, NoT mY gIrLfRiEnD* “ We have to help them, and then we’re going to *Fuck* them! “ 👹 *THATS MY GIRLFRIE-* 👹 “ Uhm, it’s been Hours, do you think Her and Headmaster Grimm are blowing each-other somewhere?” “ I wouldn’t be Surprised “ “ Ugh I’m sick of waiting, Time to learn how to drive a chicken house.” “ Oh I love rides! One time raven and I tried out this awesome ride where she sat on my face- “ *EW, NO APPLE* “ Ok, After Apple tried to expose our Sex Life, does anyone know how to-“ *Ineligible babbling* “ Oh Sick! A secret Entrance! It’s just like Driving, Uh Forward, “ *BACAWK* “ AAAÆAAAÆ STOP- OH GOD UH- “ *COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO* *Insert Hunter Being launched everywhere* “ NO STOP, OH SHIAHT “ “ OH FUCK, OH FUUUUCK, “ RAVEN IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU-“ “ I can’t tell if I’m gonna Piss or throw Up-!” “ what in ever after is happening-“ “ OH SHIT “ “ This is the of shit I live for 😊 “ “ RAVEN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT STOP THIS THING I WONT LET YOU RAIL ME TONIGHT “ “ WHÆT Ravens supposed to rail ME!?” “ Can we Please remember my Bisexual Girlfriend could possibly be dead by now-“ “ OH FUCKING STOP “ “ I’ve been sitting perfectly this whole ti- oh shit-, “ “ Yay…” “ Uh oh- OH SHIT- FU- AAAAAAÆA “ “ THE WINDOW :( “ “ Who turned off the Lights? “ “ Uh my skirt flew up- “ “ I’m gonna throw up-“ *G r o a n* “ I KNOW YOURE SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOUR HUSBAND MILTON GRIMM YOU *SLUT* “ “ Thanks for freeing me from my prison Milton Grimm put me in- Oh did Blondie locks come in here-?” “ She has a reputation for Fucking up Everybody’s Houses-“ “ *RÆVEN* “ “ YOU FUCKED UP MY HOUSE?! “ “ Uh- At least we didn’t fuck in it- “ “ Oh good you’re following your destiny “ “ Why Are your eyes so big what the fuck-“ “ Fix up my house-“ “ Madame yaga, our friends have been stuck in the forest all night long! “ “ They could be dead by now!” “ They probably got murdered!” “ Oh their probably dead, Let’s go Find them and, 👹 *FUCK EM UP* “ 👹 “ Their probably Dead-“
“ Uhm Professor Piper can you show us that Absolute banger of a song again?” “ WhY oF cOuRsE!” “ I hate this fucking song please do-“ *Insert WAP* “ If anyone played that song to me I’d have a WAP •Insert laughing • “ “ Holy shit is that David boe-“ “ Raven queen get your fucking ass in the office.” “ My Ass?” “ YES YOUR ASS- YES YO ASS. *YOU BETTER BITCH-* “ “ Madam yaga I wanted to kno- “ “ Is this a support group?” “ Raven as a faculty of the school we wanted to bring you over since you’ve been behaving..uhm.” “ Like a Cowardly little bitch.” “ What?! Wait hang on-“ “ I gathered a few lgbtq community- UHH I MEAN- were here to talk about the affair you had with professor Jac- wait no that was another student ah shit. I’m just gonna let your friends talk.” “ Raven we have a lot to talk about! But yknow- you should just follow your FUCKING destiny. I mean I have a happily ever after to uphold and Prince daring-! Also, How are we supposed to play out my apple fetish if your not even there to poison me. That’s like the whole point of my fetish Raven.” “ First off , you told me that you were a lesbian like 5 days ago.” “ Don’t out me Raven my mom doesn’t even know yet-!” “ Apple everyone in ever after knows except your mom.” “ Less about lesbianism and more about destiny “ *THWOMP* “ Which lesbian is next, briar?” “ Ok everyone- I don’t think I’m lesbian but I think I might be bi-“ “ What- I mean good for you but- I- this is about Raven. Maddie?” “ I personally am pansexual but I don’t think we should focus that much on labels unlike someone else in this room- “ “ Is this bitch trying to tell me how to do my job • Maddie still talking • “ “ I think Raven can fuck whoever she wants.” “ Maddie.” “Yes?” “ Shut up.” “ Oh,” “ This Bitch can go now.” “ Did you just call me a bitch yknow what fuck you- OFF WITH THE HEADMASTERS DICK-“ “ Lowkey agree “ *Illegible arguing* “ *Raven shouts* “ COCK- I mean buckawk I mean- good job Raven- even though this turned into a support group for lesbians I really think we made some progress- but uh- I said cock didn’t I-?” “ WAIT WHAT IF IM GAY- “
