“Man I wonder what their search history is💀” *I wonder..* Welcome Home I’m Gonna Make You Wish That You’d Stayed Gone Say Hello To A New Status Quo Everyone Knows That There’s A Brand New Dawn Turn The Tv ON Cameras Rolling In 3 2 Welcome To The Show Top Of Hour We’re Discussing A Certain Hazbin Who has been Cavorting Around Town (if there’s anything after that I forgot) Did Anyone Notice Did Anyone Care (is that the words-?) More On Tonight’s Program So The Radio Demons Back In Town Why’s He Hanging around What Does That Mean For Your Family Well Handily I’ve Got Good News He’s A Loser A Fossil And I Don’t Mean To Sound Hostile But The Demon Is A Coward While He Hid In Radio We Pivoted To Video Now His Medium Is Getting Bloody Rare Hells Been Better Since He Split Where’s He Been Who Gives A Sh!t Salutations Good To Be Back On The Air Yes I Know It’s Been A While Since Someone With Style Has Treated Hell To A broadcast Sinners Rejoice What A Dated Voice Instead Of A Clout Chasing Mediocre Podcast Oh Come On Is Vox Insecure Pursuing Allure Everyday He’s Got A New Format You’re Looking At The Future He’s The Sh!t That Comes Before That Is Vox As Strong As He Proports Or Is It Based On His Support He’d Be Powerless Without The Other Vees Oh Please And Here’s The Sugar On The Cream He Asked Me To Join His Team I Said No And Now He’s P!ssy That’s The Tea You Old Timey Pr!ck I’ll Show You Suffering Uh Oh The TV’s Buffering I’ll Destroy You I’m Afraid You’ve Lost Your Signal Let’s Begin I’m Going To make You Wish That I’d Stayed Gone Tune On In When I’m done Your Status Quo Will Know It’s Race Is Run Oh This Will Be Fun Fuck
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted put cavorting around town (welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program So, the radio demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible Stop givin' him the time of day Don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay But he should've stayed away While he hid in radio We pivoted to video Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit!
It's like a cool blue advertisement in the Netherlands lol I don't know whether other countries can relate, maybe let me know through the answering mechanism attached to my comment...
