Im convinced he would have a way easier time with this game on ps2 or pc.

How the hell did you manage to get all the way to the islands without doing any distributions?

You obviously have a PC to edit on. Just play the game on PC.

Why are you killing gangs to get money?? Do Felix missions then get a supplier mission then sell the coke. Are you playing this bad on purpose?

Do you not know how to call a car to get away from the cops???

You got turf ownership for killing the gang. It's not always money

why is this so good tho 💀

They tried really hard to get the crowd to boo him.

Great presentation 👍

This guy makes me dislike streamers...

Seymour the Pineapple's on Fire ❤‍🔥🔥🔥

2:03:20 😂😂😂😂 Phil couldn’t even fail properly!

You picked the best classic episode card music too.

24:08 1:10:10 1:10:45 1:27:15 1:27:51 1:29:35 1:32:34 1:34:51 1:36:09 1:39:51 1:40:30

0:44 1:18

Would've been funny to see him play Most Wanted 2005

the best part about this dude is that he insists on lock-on aiming instead of free-aiming which would make it easier to kill large groups people, and then never uses the lock-on to his advantage, just always shoots center-of-mass instead of like i dunno at their heads to kill them faster? not to mention him doing the taunt even when he's in full view of the dudes shooting at him like wtf

this game is so easy i beat it when i was like 14 XD how this dude so bad

Idk why he hates this game. Yes it’s tedious…BUT it was mad fun even with the jank ass barely 20FPS lmao.

damn, well done! how about the full episode?

huh

2:57 HELP HELP

26:51 Completely lost it. 🤣

The intro is so epic 😂😂

I just realized Phil sings whenever he has no idea what to say

you shouldve made krusty burger the Krusty Krab tbh

1:27 The "pwaps" when they both blink is a nice touch.

wow...youtube you recommended me this masterpiece

“The know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at the Krusty Krab.”

1:20

2:00:05 Jackson Storm to DSP: Enjoy Your Retirement

The dialog in Scarface may be even more obnoxious than Phil

2:00:00 "Seeya later D1ckface!" >> runs off road and loses race. LMAO!!!

dude why is this so good what the hell

your man really tried to argue that TURNS are bad for racing games

Honestly, the bar for difficulty in games should be "If DSP can beat it, it's not hard enough."

Love how 99.9% of the time that he complains about "AI getting an artificial speed boost", it's actually because he crashed and lost half of his speed, making them twice as fast if not more relative to him.

It's so frustrating listening to him complain about turns when he could easily make them if he just learned how to drift, smh.

2:33 this part with that music is perfect

0:30 POV: You’re in Ohio

Steamed patties: Seymour, squidward charlmers Mr krabs

Chalmers: Squidward Skinner: Fred

Man this crash is lame, who ever decided to count Phil’s crashes should go back rematch what are actually crashes and not, crashes against cops are a must to destroy the cops, learn the name of game.

Credit to Phil (can't believe I would ever say that), Montana is derived from the Spanish word Montana, with the "n" being pronounced like "nya"...

Wow his stupidity is almost violence inducing.

There was nothing he could do dood

Ending phil rant with zelda music was not just a cherry on top but twisting the stem into a knot with your tongue. Good shit.

1:49:49 "I love how randon the traffic is wtf" What did you just say?

MAIMNE KI PATNI IS PASS TO DIPESH PARICHHA IS GOD IS JEHOVAH IS LIGHT IS LIFE IS DIPESH PARICHHA IS LIFE IS LIGHT IS LIFE IS GOD IS FIRE IS JEHOVAH ELECTRICFYING IS ELECTRIC IS GOD IS JEHOVAH SAID TO YOU YAHOWA IS YESHU MAISH IS EMMANUEL IS SUN IS YAHOWA IS AAG IS PARAMPRADHAN PERMESHWER YAHOWA IS PANKAJ RAJA BENERJIEE IS PERMESHWER IS GOD APOLLYON IS MAHAMAHIM PERMESHWER APOLLYON

Great intro