Hahaha, when I was a kid, I had two GI Joe figures, once I swapped heads, and another time painted one of the figures as a Power Ranger...was lucky my toys did not shot at me.
I like to think I was relatively nice to my toys, I just kept forgetting to put them away...except for that one barbie who got her face bitten off by my dog and I tried to make her new one out of playdough....and another Barbie that I gave a Mohawk to and painted her hands green with nail polish...and there was another barbie that I threw out the window when I was like 4 because for SOME reason I kept throwing things out the window.. ...yeah all my barbie probably hated me LMAO