Did you know the character "Shrek" is neither fat or obese, but is actually pregnant from Fiona's child? It was explained in the Dreamworks Immersive Cinematic Kit (DICK), which was included in the Shrek 4Ever After Blu-Ray, that ogre males carry the child of the female, and after ejaculation, the male ogre's donger must remain inside the female ogre for extended amounts of time until the fertilized egg can travel back through the male's urethral tract and into his womb.
To achieve this, ogres have evolved a remarkable system where the vaginal muscles clamp down on the male's phallus to keep it inside while the egg fertilizes and transfers back to the male. They give birth through the anus, which has caused male ogres to gather with his male tribe members to have a fully grown onion, which is roughly the size of a newborn ogre's head (the largest part of the body at birth) to prepare his anus for the pain and stretching he must endure when giving birth. Thank you for your attention.
never let your lords and ladies forget that you can walk out the courtyard anytime, who gives a shite? being a peasant or being a prince happy is a matter of perspective
I always say that release order is the best for a first time viewer for all the exposition and natural progression points you bring up, but chronological has a special satisfaction of it's own that it's good for rewatches.
I worked at Burger King as a cashier 25 yrs ago. It was ok, and I did a good job....they wanted to make me a shift manager fairly soon. (3-4 mo. or so) It was then that I decided I wasn't quitting, but....I just stopped going there.
I actually think the Luke & Leia storyline is just as powerful when revealed in Ep III. If someone hasn't seen SW before, has watched Eps III & IV, then goes back to the prequel trilogy, it is still a big surprise to learn that Luke has a twin sister, and that she is Leia. Then go back to ROTJ to wrap it all up. Otherwise having ROTJ before the prequel trilogy is like reading the end of the book before the beginning. If anything, you can drop the sequel trilogy. It has nothing to do with the 6 other films.
I have been a teacher for 14 years. I took a year off during the pandemic to work from home for a corporate life insurance company. Fast forward to 2021, I hated my job so much that I was ready to get back into teaching. One example, I had FIVE managers in one week. Even though my job and job title didn’t change. Each one of them got laid off. I got a teaching job. I decided to do the right thing and sent my 2 weeks notice to my manager, team and supervisor. My supervisor texted me and said and I quote: “Whatever.” I immediately finished what I was doing, uploaded all of my work to the proper drive. I left short instructions of what needed to be done. I contacted my manager with screen shot of what my supervisor said. I immediately quit. I signed out put everything in a box and never went back online. My manager called and apologized and begged me to come back to work. I said hell no. I took a 2 week vacation and started back my career in teaching. I saved the biggest spoiler for last: 2 weeks after I quit, the entire department got laid off! Talk about dodging a bullet! 😂😂
My former boss once told me that he hated his job and wondered if the landscape guy, working outside the window, was a happier person. My former boss works for Dell now, so you know for sure that he REALLY hates his job.
I work for a utility boring contractor. My boss is 85 years old, and looking to retire. He's asked me to buy the company from him and keep it going. You would never get that kind of opportunity working in an office building. I am going to buy the company from him, and use the knowledge and wisdom I've gained from my work over the last 5 years, along with the other things I've learned about business and customer service over the last 20 to take the company to the next level. Fuckin'-A.
Watching it the first time in chronological order is the worst way imo it’s how I got into the Star Wars and I regret it. The difference in tone watching ANH after ROTS is jarring. ANH has a lot of expedition and world-building that you won’t appreciate watching the Prequels first. Release or machete order.
Retired after 32 years in corporate world after having served in US Army for 8 years...and I'm happy to report..I am more relaxed and happier than I've ever been!
Respect to Peter for having the balls to rip one of their stupid motivation banners down. So selfish knowing it just gets you to work harder. Respect G
Bob: Looks like you’ve been missing quite a bit of work lately. Peter: Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been MISSING it, Bob. Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta
I have that exact same Porsche 911 SC from 1982. Made me sad when they ripped off the rear bumper but I was relieved to see it fixed when they torched the building. Happy ending.
