Did the moonwalk all over the bosses tits! 😂😂😂😂

These kill me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead, sitting opposite a guy at the airport who is doing this right now!! Had to watch classic Bon doing it ❤❤❤❤❤

I walked into a coffee shop and asked fir a cappa choo choo. They asked me to leave.

"Virtual Ping Pong". I have been known to use the phrase 'Verbal Table Tennis'☺️😊.

I cant stop watching this... even my wife has started doing the voice. Absolute legend.

Every Apprentice winner ever

"Busier than tits on a fat ball" is a line I regularly use now.

They say the lifts are so swift, your tits kiss your ballbag on the way up.

Peaceful ferret. Yah.

Omg I’m screeching here 🤣 love him!!!!!

And Vic

I love Bob

So true and cringeworthy when I hear people who do this on transport😂

For sure for sure

I love to meet Jeff Linton

It's so funny he is the best , have a nice Christmas Bob and your family you are the best ,

Would love to hear Jeff's pitch for the rabbit hutch cctv.

Metal tits!? 😂

I'll ping you in the loop

Nice one for uploading these, you are as ever, a rampant woodlouse ☕️

6:43 is the best one I think

Quite a rush-a-doodle-do, like driving an Aston Martin straight into a fox 😂😂😄

No point repeating it, that is just a genius at work

Poor Jeff Linton.....😢

that noise at 7:07 always gets me🤣. So accurate, always get that guy behind you who you want to smack.

I rem this over 10 years ago...the proper train muppet. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-c8Qjjh0fJjM.html&ab_channel=GehanGonsalkorale

Iv'e heard of Broken English, but Broken Posh Voice is a new one on me. Funny stuff though.

When you are Silicon Valley but also British

"Networking for real estate giants" what an upstanding and respectable man!! 😁

River Island 😂

8:34 this clip mustve been specially selected

Bob , you are as always an overachieving gazelle.

I hope Bob releases some goofs/vids that he cocks up some time. The equivalent of an outtake etc, you can imagine him bursting out laughing when doing some of these, with that "he he he" laugh he has. These are great.

don't watch this while drinking coffee, it'll end up everywhere😂😂😂

Is that Geoff Linton as in owner of Linton's Travel Tavern? Must be.

Gold. I can't get enough of this. You are as always a vigorous pigeon.

"Driving an Aston Martin at a fox!" 😂😂😂 that got me bad that! 😂

Boozeathonadingdong

Hilarious

Makes me laugh to think someone might of over heard this and thought he was we being totally serious. In other words the train guy might of been real to some people

😂😂😂😂😂

"I did the moonwalk over the bosses tits" 🤣

You are as always a disgruntled pug!! Ya, ya!

Love Bob 😂 I wonder who or what makes Bob laugh?

Bob is a legend! Knows how to be funny and how to deliver it!!! Awesome man!

🐐 material 😂😂

Got a comedy conspiracy theory for you: So Matt Berry responded with a video as Geoff Linton. On Saxondale Berry also appeared as a guy called Geoff, doing some anger management with Tommy. I propose that Train Guy, Col and Geoff live in the same universe as Tommy Saxondale. Imagine that!

Jeff Linton…. Still fat, still sweaty, still single 😂

The master that is Bob Mortimer. Ha ha ha ha. How many people have you seen/heard like this on the train before 😆

I love this man. How the hell does he do it. Crying laughing