27:35 the Ivy saga is the most disgusting cringeworthy thing ever in Christory Just one big 🤢🤮 He talks to her like she’s a little kid and at the same time tells her how he wants to fuck her
I'm not at all envious of Chris Chan. But I would very much like to get money for nothing. I could quit my job and pursue more creative avenues. I am aware of the parallel to Chris Chan and Sonichu there and it scares me but it's kinda the reality. If I could push a button and just have enough money damn right I'd never work a day in my life for anyone but myself or perhaps to help other people. I also wouldn't be an internet Lolcow however, I can't imagine a much worse fate than *Actually* being Chris Chan.
The only persone who managed to make those Aviator glasses look good on them is Brad Jones, a.k.a. The Cinema Snob. Everyone else looks like a Serial killer or a chomo with those glasses on. Unless the lenses are tinted. Then you either look like Walter from The Big Lebowski, pretty cool or like an extra for a gay porn from the late 80s, early 90s
i mean, chrischan is hilarious and all, but how the fuck don’t you have anything better to do? You are a 20something man, you should be ploughing your way through life, banging the hottest chicks you can find and carving out a name for yourself as a cool person offering something of value to society. instead you’re projecting wikipedia explanations of an obscure weirdo who has no effect on your life at all on youtube . Shouldn’t you be living a cool life or something or is life over the pond that completely dystopian?
Oh, 'Tom Tom' was a euphemism used on a niche [adult swim] show called "Lucy, Daughter of The Devil". There was a song on it called 'You Can Pound My Tom Tom'. Not surprising he got this from a television show.
Comment for the algorithm but you've got some gems in that 3ds case. Soul Silver and Platinum especially keep climbing to silly prices. I own a bunch of consoles, including a couple of multiples (3ds and 3dsXL, 2 Switches, 2 Gameboy Advance and Advance SP, being the main ones I can think of) but when I own multiple consoles either one is being kept "Clean" whilst the other is modded or I got them cheap as collectibles/to do things like trade with myself. I sometimes feel bad for having spent so much on consoles etc but goddamn if Chris doesn't make me feel far better.
I get told I'm a failure from time to time but my parent treats me like a dogsbody a bit but guess what, Chris? I hoover nearly every day when I need to. I think Smokey Mcc said it best that Chris got told to do stuff literally one time and it uses it as the "feel sorry for me" card. Also Chris speaks about trials and tribulations which are literally fake girlfriends that a child could sus out and doing chores once. Chris is such a bloody moron.
31:37 I wouldn't wanna hire him either, even long before doing the dirty to his mom. But it seems like Chris is gonna end up on the streets soon since nobody's willing to hire him & I'm sure the house that he's living in isn't gonna hold up much longer anyways.
She does look young, but I believe she could be 30. That happens sometimes. She might have some kind of disability. She looks very short and could have a form of dwarfism. My fiancé has a similar disability and was 26 when we met (I'm two years older) and most people assumed she was my daughter. She's starting to get a few age lines recently, now that we're both over 30, so that's getting less common.
I fed this through an AI a year or so ago to anime-fy it, and it gave me a brown haired little boy with two hands on his left side holding two red cups almost stacked on each other
She’s not chris’ gf. Why? Because Chris admitted it himself multiple times. Chris would never call a sweetheart simply a friend. Plus Flutter doesn’t really seem like his type from what I’ve read from the various sagas.
btw, that "autstic killed 20 kids" comment that person made is a reference to the sandy hook massacre just in case you didn't know. Pretty insane reach if you ask me
Bluespike the first Chris Chan troll that regrets their own actions Towards Chris before his final troll aka bella janke the woman. That is downright way more insane and crazy than Chris and She sure does makes bluespike look like a saint and even I'm sure. Bluespike himself would see himself as a saint and would be glad He wasn't so messed up like bella sure is and I can still agree. What bluespike say that trolls themselves can be way worse Than chris and Bella janke sure is the worst one ever that made Many of the other trolls to Chris regret their own actions towards Chris LMAO! 😂
I think it may be possible to be full female in the coming decades, given the advancements of 3D printing technology being considered for kidneys at the moment. If successful, I'd imagine this would open the doors for trans people to fully transition, uterus, ovaries and all, through 3D printing technology, of their own organ tissue. Chris most likely believes he'll magically transform, what with his terminal Peter Pan syndrome.
I deleted my first comment due to being triggered. Because I realized I was stating the obvious & trying to reason with a LOLcow is like farting in the wind... ... ... Sincerely my bad.
Love how chris tries to inflict hexes and curses at "trolls" (people who wont play along his baby games or give in to his tantrums) but in reality the only people inflicted with bad days and hexes are people who try to befriend him.
The reason Chris didn't report Blue spikes abuse is because due to some of Chris's run ins with the law the police would not do anything about it and the police won't arrest or prosecute blue spike cause mainly the fact that he's a minor but he'll be put under the condition to seek help.
As a supposed straight female myself who's maybe been on seven dates within the last two years, reading about Chris' romantic overtures always makes even me cringe. I've never been in a relationship and at this point I consider myself biromantic aroace at the very most. Sure, casual coffee date for me is the best way to go. Then again, I get ghosted 99% of the time and have nothing else after the first meet. And this is already being the shy, nerdy rizzless gal in secondary school. Chris never had a bloody hope. Also the creepy incel stuff.
I remember Absolute Boyfriend because my token emo friend had a Shonen Jump preview book she gave me that I still have when I was about 14. My first manga was The Electric Tale Of Pikachu back in the 90s and I was a DBZ kid.
@jaredgarcia8638 he was at one point, but sadly they got him off and now he's wandering free like nothing happened. There's still hope he might get thrown back in the slammer because he's technically on probation. But this is the worst timeline.
I feel like when Chris tries to sound angry, they are just parroting the anger that they see in cartoons which is why it is so insincere and over the top. Chris Chan, much like most things in their life, learned emotions through cartoons.
