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@Rumym8
@Rumym8 Месяц назад
this is why i hate zebra crossing my bro almost got run over as a kid and the amount of people that dont stop makes me only cross when its empty
@thebadseed90
@thebadseed90 2 месяца назад
1:24 lmao
@arnoudjanschut
@arnoudjanschut 2 месяца назад
420 euro ticket in NL. So if you do this and the drivers gets aggressive, and the police shows up he gets the 420 and you have to pay the window
@harveyohare
@harveyohare 2 месяца назад
cringe power fantasy
@luigicavallo270
@luigicavallo270 3 месяца назад
"Don't overwater it.... Cunt!"
@dbs567
@dbs567 10 месяцев назад
Classic range rover dick 😂
@MoniqueOrtiz
@MoniqueOrtiz Год назад
Like Batman...but mental. 🤣🤣
@nickvegas2459
@nickvegas2459 Год назад
He doesn't have enough Cactuses for Bangkok. I dodge bikes on the footpath and drivers just ignore zebra crossings as standard, despite there being laws against both crimes, and the lazy police do NOTHING! Correction they watch football in their booths, and collect made up fines as they are underpaid, again as standard.
@darrylkemp3253
@darrylkemp3253 Год назад
I had a mate who actually used to carry around a rock in his pocket to do exactly this
@kpopfan674
@kpopfan674 Год назад
To be fair, if the car is mega close, and you suddenly decide to use the crossing, to expect it to slam brakes on is silly
@glowing571
@glowing571 Год назад
Despite understanding the frustration I can't actually enjoy this as funny because it's dangerously psychopathic behaviour. How does he know there are not kids in the back seat, or he's not going to cause the car to swerve off the road and crash in to someone? There should have been at least one scene in the series where Tony faces the consequences of these over the top acts of revenge. Should have at least cut the scene as the guy gets out of the car and then have Tony show up with a black eye and say "I probably took things too far" or some recognition that just being annoyed doesn't give you licence to potentially kill someone.
@thebaiblade
@thebaiblade Год назад
Makes it funnier that the first car was a BMW.
@bren8168
@bren8168 Год назад
1:26
@heisafraid
@heisafraid Год назад
Spiderman would wipe the floor with him though
@139-b7j
@139-b7j Год назад
Because we all know cars stop and start as easy as walking.
@olivermay647
@olivermay647 2 года назад
1:18 1:23 1:26
@bmad1131
@bmad1131 2 года назад
It's such bad form not to stop at a crossing but with fuel prices as they are, that'll cost about £5 to accelerate from stationary
@lukedukey
@lukedukey 2 года назад
Probably the only thing I disagree with him on. Might be different where I live, but is it really that hard to wait 2 seconds for a car to pass vs having them slam their brakes AND WASTE GAS so you can execute your right of way? Are people that desparate for power? I personally HATE walking in front of cars, so i have no issue looking both ways (just like we learned in grade school) and waiting the 2 seconds for a car to pass
@Tykeonabike
@Tykeonabike 2 года назад
If you are observing your surroundings ahead and going at a safe speed they would have to slam on their brakes.
@kilometerzmoralez2024
@kilometerzmoralez2024 2 года назад
1:15
@Wraith96518
@Wraith96518 2 года назад
Don't Overworre
@Fete_Fatale
@Fete_Fatale 11 месяцев назад
I had to listen to that three times ... ... then I came to the comments so I could actually get what Ricky said.
@Cachicochip
@Cachicochip 2 года назад
Don Ovawowa eh
@user295.
@user295. Год назад
Funniest American joke
@daevpaeldruid8200
@daevpaeldruid8200 2 года назад
So many times I wish I'd had a cactus.
@Boygonebad
@Boygonebad 2 года назад
The end laugh with the brother in law was great 😂
@roberthayes9842
@roberthayes9842 2 года назад
Stealing so many of Karl's best quotes here, naughty Ricky
@someonesaccountforwritingn9894
@someonesaccountforwritingn9894 2 года назад
imo episode 1 was pretty dry with jokes, but this was the absolute payoff of the episode that resolved everything. genius
@maavet2351
@maavet2351 2 года назад
Deep inside most people want to do this
@Tykeonabike
@Tykeonabike 2 года назад
To be honest I’d happily boot a car or lob a piece of food. I can’t stand selfish people.
@lewisgreen2957
@lewisgreen2957 2 года назад
So British 😅
@Baresi-Unico-Capitano
@Baresi-Unico-Capitano 2 года назад
The double standard to criticise the driver for not sparing 10 seconds to stop, when you yourself as a pedestrian aren't prepared to wait a few seconds.
@jplegend98
@jplegend98 2 года назад
A Delay in driving isn't as big a time waster as a delay in walking imo
@Baresi-Unico-Capitano
@Baresi-Unico-Capitano 2 года назад
@@jplegend98 10 second delay in walking is going to change your life?
@emmuzboosh
@emmuzboosh 2 года назад
Pedestrians have right of way (especially on a crossing) so they do have more of a reason to be upset.
@Baresi-Unico-Capitano
@Baresi-Unico-Capitano 2 года назад
@@emmuzboosh But common sense also applies. You could be quite close in your car up to a crossing when someone turns up. Going thru would make more sense than having to harshly brake. I don't even drive. I cycle and walk everywhere. My point is that the virtue of patience kinda works both ways. 5 or 10 seconds isn't really going to ruin your life, is it? Especially if you see yourself as the 'better person'.
@qmkut9121
@qmkut9121 2 года назад
@@Baresi-Unico-Capitano I've had drivers violently accelerate when I've started crossing on a zebra to try and bully me back onto the pavement - in all cases the were nowhere near when I started crossing and simply decided they shouldn't have to brake when someone else has clear right of way. That's not common sense, it's dangerous and entitled.
@kieranhaynes3986
@kieranhaynes3986 2 года назад
Said that all my adult life “wish I had a brick” hahaha
@roybennett9284
@roybennett9284 2 года назад
Lmfao that is what I want to do with people
@wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563
@wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563 2 года назад
"Don't over water it" 🤣🤣
@eddief1984
@eddief1984 2 года назад
Absolutely awful show
@H.K.5
@H.K.5 2 года назад
Of course Ricky Gervais won't let his own character get battered for doing stuff like this. Lol
@zuur303
@zuur303 2 года назад
That's the next season, on after-life support.
@Rio_VR
@Rio_VR 2 года назад
Did he freaking catch it or what? Like he'd not even say anything and just drive off with his new cactus
@z-rex6068
@z-rex6068 2 года назад
I laughed out so hard at this bit when I saw this episode 😂
@finncullen
@finncullen 2 года назад
Lovely comments section full of outraged people. I bet they're on the Fawlty Towers clips too, "If you treated a worker like that you'd be closed down!" and "A rat wouldn't sit in a biscuit barrel like that!"
@KinseyReynolds
@KinseyReynolds 2 года назад
Except Fawlty is shown as being a mean pathetic man and no one would think of emulating him. While Ricky's character is shown as being a cool, clever, edgy kind of guy, with a morality that people should follow. Everything in this scene portrays him as doing something right, even if it's very wrong, while Fawlty meaness was always played for laughs not for people to go "Oh I wish I would do that"
@H.K.5
@H.K.5 2 года назад
@@KinseyReynolds Facts.
@trevorjones8799
@trevorjones8799 2 года назад
My mrs said when she watched this. Typical twat in a Range Rover
@robleary3353
@robleary3353 2 года назад
Only doing what soo many of us have thought about and wanted to do!. Sticks through the wheels of cyclists who ignore Pedestrian crossings also comes to mind! 🤣
@neildempster2827
@neildempster2827 2 года назад
How about just all cyclists, full stop!
@eddiedudfield7744
@eddiedudfield7744 Год назад
Also some people with bikes on the road are a bit annoying too, I mean I know that's the law and if they are fast enough on bikes then that's not a problem, some people usually go on the path and that's the slow people but I don't blame them if no one gets hurt, but if they are too slow on the road then they only have themselves to blame
@10beanz
@10beanz 2 года назад
He got a free cactus, tho.
@udel_badak
@udel_badak 2 года назад
He sound like an Iconic spidermen super Villain
@mckdogdrums3543
@mckdogdrums3543 2 года назад
Yeah honestly ppl that drive through who see people are the worst. This scene is 'car'thartic.
@markhigh6271
@markhigh6271 2 года назад
I appreciate i am perhaps in the minority but I actually think this is some of his weakest work to date. Same cycle over 6 episodes x 3 seasons. Anyone that has seen his stand up will know that the monologues are all directly lifted and inserted into this narrative. For someone that is actually very authentic, some of the stuff in this season is beyond absurd. If I was to throw an object through someone’s car window, I am pretty certain I would get a punch in the mouth.
@John_Buckson
@John_Buckson 2 года назад
True
@lewisgreen2957
@lewisgreen2957 2 года назад
Exactly. None of the characters or scenario’s in Afterlife are real, I found it unwatchable. Gervais is so talented but I also thought this was his weakest work..
@WhoCares-_-.
@WhoCares-_-. 2 года назад
@@lewisgreen2957 then why are you guys watching after life clips on RU-vid 😂
@lewisgreen2957
@lewisgreen2957 2 года назад
@@WhoCares-_-. eh, because I want to. And I like RG. And i want to comment on his work- problem?
@Mr.Hyde_23
@Mr.Hyde_23 2 года назад
@@WhoCares-_-. to bitch, basically.
@ALFIEBOY-de9rh
@ALFIEBOY-de9rh 2 года назад
In real life a fight would break out
@dcworld1076
@dcworld1076 2 года назад
christ if this happened in real life a massive fist fight would break out
@jasonaxiak6316
@jasonaxiak6316 2 года назад
Maybe a case of a homicide
@ib2sweet
@ib2sweet 2 года назад
Not necessarily..like my old krav maga mentor said ‘one kick in the bollocks and it’s all over” …ha ha ha
@Boygonebad
@Boygonebad 2 года назад
Not really. Probably someone gets shot because the world is full of wimps who can’t fight and are afraid of an ass kicking.
@eddiedudfield7744
@eddiedudfield7744 Год назад
Well that guy driving was just a doormat, is he so weak he's not even gonna say anything to him?
@MSkallywagg
@MSkallywagg 2 года назад
Hasn't most of us wanted to do that
@baronbayne9899
@baronbayne9899 2 года назад
I find the whole show poorly written. This scene should have been funnier. There's nothing clever about it. Sure I watched it but it's no where near as funny as Ricky's first two shows.
@Stuart267
@Stuart267 2 года назад
Well the majority of the audience would disagree. Literally MILLIONS of people across the globe love this show because it shows grief for losing a loved one, something most people can relate to. There is a reason Netflix BEGGED Gervais to do a 3rd Season
@baronbayne9899
@baronbayne9899 2 года назад
@@Stuart267 Popularity doesnt automatically mean it's brilliant. McDonald's is popular. Afterlife has connected with people. Which isn't hard - almost everyone has experienced loss.
@jimmythemadostrich8947
@jimmythemadostrich8947 2 года назад
@Baron Bayne script help from a lanky goggle-eyed freak ( or Frankenstein albino gonk) perhaps?
@steakeggs2744
@steakeggs2744 2 года назад
Not sure the bloke would have been able to pick the cactus out of the boot within two seconds
@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017
@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 2 года назад
Not sure he'd have let the whole thing go without any remonstrating whatsoever , either.
@donalokeeffe7504
@donalokeeffe7504 2 года назад
How many of us have ever wanted to do that??? 😂😂😂
@MasterChiefSpartan117
@MasterChiefSpartan117 2 года назад
Me 🤣
@lukedukey
@lukedukey 2 года назад
Not me, i have no issue letting a car pass as it takes 2 seconds for them. You of course. prefer they slam on their brakes and waste gas while you mosey on by. You probably complain about climate change..However, how much gas would we save if everyone let the car pass in these situations?
@donalokeeffe7504
@donalokeeffe7504 2 года назад
@@lukedukey P. S Its a pedestrian crossing. The vehicle is meant to stop for the PEDESTRIAN!!!!!!
@lukedukey
@lukedukey 2 года назад
Only time I've wanted to do it is when car is already stopped and guns it while I"m walking across. In the situation in this clip, i would of noticed the car and waved him through...Probably wouldn't of even broke a stride as fast as that car was going
@moth5799
@moth5799 2 года назад
@@lukedukey If half of humanity sold their cars we'd have far lower emissions. That's an achievable goal. The only way we'll get change like that to happen is through activism. The small amount of emissions generated by damaging a few cars is far outweighed by the emissions we would stop with better urban design.
@notamuffin
@notamuffin 2 года назад
The first 10 seconds is exactly what I'm like when someone just drives through a zebra crossing while I'm stood there lmao
@spenser9908
@spenser9908 8 месяцев назад
So you have to wait half a second longer to cross the road than normal? Get a grip.
@shaundstone
@shaundstone 2 года назад
Listen: If you slung a fucking cactus through the back window of a passing car, you would end up: A) Nicked. B) Getting knocked the fuck out. C) Or BOTH 🙄
@nektekket852
@nektekket852 2 года назад
Then don't drive through a zebra crossing when people are crossing?
@Ryan33-d5h
@Ryan33-d5h 2 года назад
Whilst also admitting you drove through a zebra crossing.
@finncullen
@finncullen 2 года назад
"I'd like to see him come at me with all that 'I'm a hard bastard stuff,' I'd say 'Put the baseball bat down, send the minders home. It's just you and me, skin on skin, stripped to the waist. Mano an mano" --- Ross Kemp of the Super Army Soldiers
@gordonsmith4884
@gordonsmith4884 2 года назад
Maybe, hasn't happened yet:-) Mind you, don't use a cactus.
@H.K.5
@H.K.5 2 года назад
Or stabbed.
@coster3660
@coster3660 2 года назад
He delivered it so good🤣