Just a conundrummer in a band, called life puzzler. Some say my philosophical weapons grade life have flipped more lids than a monkey in a soup kitchen... People say I'm chump, a dweeb, a honky, dweeby chimp, and worst of all, ChompskyHonk. Did you know there's over 87 soul scalding combinations of those words? I found out the hard way, oooh niiice. Sorry babe I'm a rambler, I guess I'll just be moseying on now, down that long hard dusty road, searching for what? your not even sure. At least each morning brings me ketchup. It's like they say; Close your mouth dear, you catch more flies with honey, than you do with bad breath.