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Hi Everyone,

I'm Javier Jarquin and I'm a comedian, CARD NINJA, gamer, dad and creator.
Some things I do are good, some are bad. I'm human.

On this channel you'll find the outpourings of my efforts. Please like/share/subscribe/live/learn/be kind/don't be a dick.

See you round!
1989
48:26
9 часов назад
1988
52:14
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1987
45:27
14 дней назад
1986
42:24
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1985
39:02
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1984
42:19
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Top 5 Misjudged Dads
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Top 5 Things the British Will Fight About
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Top 5 Famous New Zealand Animals
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Top 5 Questions on Modern Dating
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Top 5 Artist Skills
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Top 5 Reasons to Send Free Stuff to Me
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Top 5 Badass Mums - Happy Mother's Day
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Top 5 Angry Guys Named Walter
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Top 5 Ways to Support an Artist
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Top 5 Movie Bits I've Thought About Too Much
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Top 5 Ways to Deal with Heckles
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Top 5 Things You Learn Moving to the UK
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Top 5 Things to do when Moving Past Open Mics
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Top 5 Times to Eat these New Zealand Snacks
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New Zealand Vs United Kingdom
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True Crime
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Why Walkmans Were Better
2:59
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Most Cringe Audition - Nic Kyle
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Комментарии
@OkinInc
@OkinInc День назад
I’m now a total prick. 😂😂😂
@hine.
@hine. 3 дня назад
Flight of the Concords was painful to watch because its true, deadpan comes naturally to us.
@OkinInc
@OkinInc 6 дней назад
E Flat can get fuuuuu 😂😂😂
@virologis
@virologis 7 дней назад
"oh shit I've been shot" "that's mean as bro"
@otherguyjo1684
@otherguyjo1684 7 дней назад
Karl Urban, Kiwi
@baabaabaa-yp2jh
@baabaabaa-yp2jh 13 дней назад
Hahahaha!! Ive worked with Kiwis, big rugby playin buggas.. With abnormally high putched accents!!
@KNWBDY.important
@KNWBDY.important 13 дней назад
Fukn oafs ghee
@declanweyers2677
@declanweyers2677 14 дней назад
As a South African I can say this is fair
@charliedrew9838
@charliedrew9838 18 дней назад
Love listening to you always fun and enjoyable😁 not sure I agree about Roger Moore though 🤣 next you'll be saying Sylvester McCoy was the best Dr Who 🤣.
@ThisJavier
@ThisJavier 17 дней назад
Thanks mate! although I stand behind my Roger Moore statements. Never got into Dr Who - probably for the best. There's like 13 of them to argue over!
@richardkirke
@richardkirke 19 дней назад
That Diet Coke story is romantic AF!
@ThisJavier
@ThisJavier 18 дней назад
@@richardkirke we're absolutely willing to sell the rights to it. The Notebook ain't got nothing on this.
@tedheath9018
@tedheath9018 20 дней назад
The Iroquois engine has fine wire screens on the engine intake then a particle removing system where the air is routed 180 degrees and and any debris goes straight ahead and dumped so your apple story is bs.
@ThisJavier
@ThisJavier 18 дней назад
I don't know what to tell you Ted. He threw the apple and then they were poking round the engine for a long time.
@MaTtRoSiTy
@MaTtRoSiTy 27 дней назад
I mean, yeah he isn't wrong lol
@giasone1123
@giasone1123 27 дней назад
When are you doing a NZ comedy Tour!!!!! 😂😂😂 this is gold
@anyamckinney2449
@anyamckinney2449 Месяц назад
It was and still is a very popular Christmas song in Australia and New Zealand, reaching number one on the singles charts in 1967.
@Pufferfish242
@Pufferfish242 Месяц назад
Me who’s kiwi and trying to start my acting career 👁️ 👄 👁️
@miketaylor4221
@miketaylor4221 Месяц назад
Thx big dawg!
@BloodlessJG
@BloodlessJG Месяц назад
😂😂😂
@jesih-w3449
@jesih-w3449 Месяц назад
Growing up with an American mom and a British father is so dame difficult. I’ll finish a race and ask him how I did and all he’ll say is “not bad.” My mom can’t say anything because she can’t tell which twin I am.
@eddyblackmore4188
@eddyblackmore4188 Месяц назад
bear in mind, if someone who doesn't speak the language or know the local customs takes your job, you were probably shit at it.
@siobhanair2659
@siobhanair2659 Месяц назад
😭🤣🤣🤣
@richardhampeys4059
@richardhampeys4059 Месяц назад
Well, I'm not gonna wait for the funny part....
@coryaw95
@coryaw95 Месяц назад
This is actually great lol
@jamewakk
@jamewakk Месяц назад
And wellfare checks to collect
@mightylove5641
@mightylove5641 Месяц назад
Its annoying when people label all immigrant's the same. there is a huge difference between legal and illegal immigrants. Full respect to legal immigrants, zero respect to illegal immigrants/invaders
@RedHair651
@RedHair651 Месяц назад
Why do you care?
@1367DammanKO
@1367DammanKO Месяц назад
Like you?
@charliedrew9838
@charliedrew9838 Месяц назад
Asians 11 😂😂😂
@Emprodutions
@Emprodutions Месяц назад
😝 😂😂😂😂
@user-ii1iy8fz1d
@user-ii1iy8fz1d Месяц назад
❤😂
@alexekdikitis5978
@alexekdikitis5978 Месяц назад
Nice flash
@lilacscentedfushias1852
@lilacscentedfushias1852 2 месяца назад
I hate biscuits and tea & don’t drink beer so I’m pretty easy to get along with 😂 unless someone asks for tea, not coffee! I don’t know how it’s meant to look
@user-hf9vq6sg6n
@user-hf9vq6sg6n 2 месяца назад
The chocolate digestive has been tried and tested, it is unequivocally the best.
@legacystudentschannel
@legacystudentschannel 2 месяца назад
Scones mate…. Ps it’s called a cob 😂
@kieranmoore8501
@kieranmoore8501 2 месяца назад
This is 100% correct.
@MikeHoncho-si8vr
@MikeHoncho-si8vr 2 месяца назад
“I dont f**king believe this, could everyone stop getting shot”
@Nae2023
@Nae2023 2 месяца назад
Haha that was good im a kiwi so funny 😁
@eedjok
@eedjok 2 месяца назад
Not funny
@ThisJavier
@ThisJavier 2 месяца назад
No problem. Thanks for the comment though. Really helps with the engagement 👍
@Kpooji
@Kpooji 2 месяца назад
So many comedians do this cheap stuff about their race. Write a damn joke!!
@ThisJavier
@ThisJavier 2 месяца назад
I've written lots of non race based jokes. Check my profile. Doubt you will though.
@Kpooji
@Kpooji 2 месяца назад
@@ThisJavier I’ll take your word for it. Years from now you’ll be famous and instantly recognisable, and people will have forgotten how weird you once looked to them. 👍🏼 You can do it.
@ThisJavier
@ThisJavier 2 месяца назад
@@Kpooji thanks mate! 🤜🤛
@classmst89
@classmst89 2 месяца назад
Honestly i almost joined the nz air force, but the fact that i dont want to fly helicopters or a boeing means it aint for me 😂
@suzyp7178
@suzyp7178 2 месяца назад
Chucking cards. 52 pick up. ❤
@suzyp7178
@suzyp7178 2 месяца назад
Turns out, they were just a bit hungry. Ha ha, yeah.
@suzyp7178
@suzyp7178 2 месяца назад
Yep. Mixed races... me too. I get it. True.
@suzyp7178
@suzyp7178 2 месяца назад
Nailed it! Funny man! On ya! 💛
@PaperParade
@PaperParade 2 месяца назад
I’m American and dated a guy from NZ in high school, and the learning curve with his accent was a lot of fun 😂
@bibinmathew5222
@bibinmathew5222 2 месяца назад
Kiwi cricket commentator simon doull speaks exaclty in the same way
@dcmastermindfirst9418
@dcmastermindfirst9418 2 месяца назад
That swipe at love Island was hilarious 😂 😃
@Biffties
@Biffties 2 месяца назад
What can I say, we really do know how to use the full range of the English language. Full On Dictionary Style..!.
@moirahenry5195
@moirahenry5195 2 месяца назад
Aussies don't talk like that.
@Tankhorse02
@Tankhorse02 3 месяца назад
Australia gets all the coconuts 🤣🤣🤣 Samoans/Tongans/Fijians/Nuiens/ the lot not because they hard workers but because theres less reading and writing lol
@KNWBDY.important
@KNWBDY.important 13 дней назад
We have more Pacific Islanders in New Zealand lol
@thekeeper11
@thekeeper11 3 месяца назад
"How dare you my voice doesn't sound like that" says out loud......Dang
@someoneIikedyourcomment
@someoneIikedyourcomment 3 месяца назад
dating = test drive a car of a showroom without sign any agreement
@Talented_Frog088
@Talented_Frog088 3 месяца назад
Oh sh*it ive been shot is so relateable 😂