M'y kuva liche is chilling on earth since 2020... She's fat as hell now

Guardians/The Tenno be like: 0:59

i hatte the farm.. i love the personalities

“The next time you drop someone at death’s door…” “ *knock* “

he such a goofy guy my lich is like a creepy pedo uncle

fighting kuva liches was super fun and exciting, until I started using nyx + pennant combo

"Death, its overrated really"

I got one with this this voice pack and knew I couldn't kill him. Whenever I visit his sector he says "Sectors a dump, but it's my dump ♡"

The fact who also looks kinda menacing af is also a plus lmao

"little meat"

I just converted the Kuva Lich I made two years ago when I didn't quite know how the whole system worked. I couldn't bring myself to kill him after he called me friend even though so much time had passed. His gun is pretty good (pretty much the best element and dmg% it could've got) but he wields it proudly when defending my railjack, and that makes me happy.

Kuva liches are the best homies you could have

this would literally be me if i was assigned to hunt down someone whose killed me

Ugh People with radiation leeches are annoying af in a public mission bc they be dying instead of helping with their own leech

you guys are lucky. mine calls me short ("little meat")

Mine was dum. He'd be like "I shoot you I stab you aaa" and then "dont hurt me"

Bro that is one scary litch! 100% would keep this dude!

Lucky you, mine is this calculating asshole

"As I watched you hack my limbs off..." No attempts lol

Vudd Moss was my first lich. He had this voice and personality

This is the absolute best lich.

I still have a Kuva Lich who every time I log on says: "I'll take that. Thaaaaaank you! Somebody plant a flag."

I hope my next Lich looks like him, he’s got a really really cool design imo.

I once had a sister who was like flirtatious

I have made it my mission to get a friend like this. The one I find will replace the first lich I ever converted

the "did you know most americans pray before each meal?............ i don't think I could pray 15 times a day" line in the chat is pristine

"97 hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, then me hitting you 95 more times"

I had this type of lich twice. First time I killed. Second time I converted

"You can't kill me if you keep hitting me in the bits I've had replaced."

Does not beat my converted lich scream about shooting things in the genitals

31% would be killed immediately

"you can't kill me if you keep hitting me in the bits I've had replaced"

This is the same personality as my first lich. Except he had the god-tier name of "Oburgo Figg"

Darth vader

He looks amazing. I want him

My first lich had these lines. Freaking converted him and I have no regrets. Love you friend, Obhakk Stibb.

If not friend, why friend shaped :(

He looks like an Orc from Mordor.

I had one like that, but with a way more annoying voice, i had to stab the shit out of him

I honestly wiah i had help killing mine bc its level 5 and apparently God tier think it's called yahoss rakk she's a pain in my ass for the last 3 years and too powerful for me to attempt to figure out the combination

I.....I wish I had him instead he sounds funny to have her the one kuva litch I wouldn't mind stealing my crap

Why can't my liches be like yours

bruh my kuva lich is so annoying but I'm not even close to prepared to kill him yet... Like I don't even have any requiems, I know all the requiems I need though

....I had a guy who was saying the same thing ...I killed him

The only lich worth converting

Got this and felt really bad about vanquishing, but I mean he did have my bramma

Its the little things like this

That's some sick looking kuva lich right there

Ya I’ve got one exactly like this. Not as neat looking as yours tho.

and here i thought my lich was polite