8:08 will always be my favorite Alfred scene... no disrespect to The Monologue but it's eclipsed by the absolute deranged lunacy of "im like a puppet on a string, rrRrrRRRRrrrrrRrrr" and "i put the thing and I pull it out and then i rRRRRNNNGH"
1:21 - I can finally leave martha im coming home sweetie 🥺 3:25 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHADOW DICK!?!? 🍆 4:08 - IM Back At The Fucking Building Again OMG!!! 🤦♂️ 4:35 - You fool i have seventy alternative accounts 😈 4:50 - And she had diamond in her vagina 😦 5:34 - What the actual shit where did amy go she was right in front of me!?!? 🧍♂️ 5:57 - I miss my wife 😔 6:09 - You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes ☠ 6:56 - I've come to make an announcement... Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker 🤬 9:17 - Why is Sonic on the same line as the Villain Line 💬 9:57 - Who Posted my NUDES on Twitter dot com?!?! 🤯 10:30 - Bitch you are gon get in this car or I'm poppin between your eyes! 😡 10:44 - Get the fuck out or im gonna 🗣 11:00 - You thought you were gonna escape so i knew you were gonna fart in here so I had to put up a fucking seal 😤