Cancer is caused by stress. Stress is the result of thinking too much. It happens when you get too inside your own head. The cure? To cure cancer you must remove the stress. That means you need to relax. Do what makes you happy, and the problem will solve itself.
My homework usually involved nightly shouting matches over math and the correct way to do it with my dad My sister would be with mom watching tv and she'd tell my sister " it looks like they got to the math"