how I think this would go: Spotted: FIRESTAR WANNA SMELL MY FUR? Fire: Erm... no. Also, how are you texting me? Spotted: How is there WiFi in the forest? Fire: Answer my question. Spotted: I guess from StarClan? I really don't know... Alsoooo, how are you? Fire: Good, you? Spotted: i smell your fear-scent whats wrong Fire: Nothing.... Spotted: Come on, tell your super hot girlfriend Spottedleaf:) Fire: I have a mate... Also no. Spotted: Fine! Be like that.... **firestar is silent** Sand: Hey Firestar! Spotted: Who are you?- Sand: Who are YOU? Spotted: STAY AWAY FROM MY SUPER HOT BOYFRIEND Sand: Wow, first you like someone older than you, now you like someone younger than you? Spotted: **hesitantly** We're the same age... Sand: You're not! Spotted: Well, Firehot is mine. Sand: He chose me over you, so you're lying! **the two cats argue over Firestar** Sand: FIRESTAR LOVES ME MORE HE CHOSE ME AS A MATE!!! Spotted: I'M A MEDICINE CAT, YOU- Sand: Firestar, who do you love more? Fire: Er... Spotted: You know you love me more... Sand: **mutters** Like he would... **in normal voice** I'm your mate! Spotted: Well, I'm your DEAD GHOST MATE!!! Sand: **gasp** Fire: Well-- I like both of you... Spotted: But you love me more, right? Sand: He loves me more! Spotted: Well, I love him more than YOU do! Sand: No you DON'T!!! Fire: I think I'm going to puke... Spotted: I'll get you some herbs to make you feel better:) Sand: No, I will! Spotted: You're not even a medicine cat! Sand: Yes, but guess what? Spotted: What? Sand: I'm the mother of Firestar's babies>:) Spotted: **offended gasp** Fire: **shakily** wait what Sand: Ha! Think of THAT next time, Spottedleaf!
if this map is still open, i would love to take a part! Hm, Bluestar would be a security guard! Maybe Thistleclaw can be Phone guy and Tigerstar as Purple guy. Mapleshade can be Freddy, Hawkfrost can be Toy Bonnie, and maybe Sleekwhisker can be Chica!
Spottedleaf: "Ha! You're Spelling is horrible!" Sandstorm: "And your grammar is horrible...at least my grammar is better than yours..." Firestar: "Okay ladies let's settle this"
Spottedleaf: "What's wrong? I can tell when something is wrong!" Firestar: "N-Nothing!" Spottedleaf: "Cmon! Tell Spottedleaf!" Firestar: "Um" Spottedleaf: "Okay then. Keep your secrets." I know that meme.
