Night in the Woods:Mae Borowski blоws up a gas station and does a fortnite dance on a police car (UNR€4L $W4G) Mae Borowski starts her day as a usual Silvagunner fan would. Suddently, she wanted to blоw up some stuff, concidering that she has 3 C4s "Duh, i think a gas station is the best spot. The gas station explosion gets me every time😸😸😸" says Mae to herself, and decides to get ready. Mae packs up her C4 into a black bag and goes to a nearest gas station. Mae comes to the gas station, takes out the bоmb and writes the whole NITW lore in it. While she is at it, the gas station worker comes up to her and says "Hey uhh... What exactly the fuсk are you doing?" "AH!" yelps Mae and turns to the gas station worker "Its none of ur business, so fu¢¢ 0ff $u¢¢€r😼😼($0 6ang$ta😼😼😼)" and continues typing in the NITW lore. "Mae, quit doing that, you know you can't do this!🙂" says the gas station worker to Mae "Nuh-uh! 😾😾" says Mae and keeps typing. "Damn, fine. Here kitty, you can has cheezburgur🍔" says the gas prices stationeer worker man and gives a cheezburgur to Mae "WAAAAH😾😾" meows Mae and keeps typing "Mae srsly, quit it, you know i hate my job and i have low wage, and it's the only job that i have. I need money to supply my family😔" says the Gas interprices stationeer worker guy man to Mae "Nah fuсk you😼😼i'd rather blоw up my whole town and just diе anywhere else😼😼😼eff everyone $u¢¢aZ😼😼" says Mae and fibishes typing on the bоmb "Aw look, the bomb is now activated! 😸😸 *_This whole place gonna go DOWN soon_* 😼😼😼" says Mae awkwardly.. "No, Mae, this is enough of you, im calling the bоmb defusal squad.😡" says the gas enterprice work worker guy man and calls the bоmb defusal squad. "Eh, call whoever you want, the bоmb's still gonna go off😸😸" says Mae toо the gas station worker The bоmb defusal squad drives to the gas station, but it is already too late. Mae scolds the defusal squad "Lol, 10 seconds remain, yall late $U¢¢AZ!!! 😸😸😸" The bоmb explodes, and everyone get blasted away by the explosion shockwave. When everyone woke up, Mae was missing from all the people blown by the explosion. When one member of the defusal squad turned around, he saw Mae running away from the scene. The defusal squad member quickly stands up, runs after Mae, and after getting close enough, he quickly draws the service rifle and after 4 precise shots, Mae falls to the ground. "Mae, like, i get that you can get bored and stuff, like, cats always do some silly shenanigans, and i _usually_ don't blame them, but.. You are 20 years old, Mae! You have a cute lil' head on your shoulders, and you should understand that your deeds are harming the enviroment, you included! Those activities are downright CRIМЕS, Mae! Yeah, i gwt that you are immune to laws, but... **sigh** Do good things, Mae. I hope you understood." says the judge befor Mae gets imprisoned for 69 years for teггorism. "Ugh,should've just accepted the cheezburger from that gas station man, atleast i would have a cheezburgur, but what do i have now? Nothing. God damn it!😾😾" mutters Mae angrily before calming down. After 69 years, Mae didnt quit such things. What a stubborn being! It is currently unknown what weather is in Illinois. 69/10 NO MEMES?! 😭😭😭😭wait only one BUT STILL NOT SO MUCH GUUUHHHH😭😭😭 but overall pretty good🙂🙂
Hmm... Author just liked my comment... Excuse me are you rеtаrdеd?! This copypasta is not suppose to make you like this comment, what part of the comment did you even like?! This copypasta is just a shiтshow i thought of, not a piece of art.
