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@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
can you couldn’t believe I fell for it or didn’t wanna believe I think I have word out my welcome dictated a bunch of nonsense uninterpretable bullshit but then the day my biggest thing I can’t tell you now but I don’t even know how this thing works. I’m pretty sure I think you get a confirm or maybe not ever seen as someone might think someone had it. Someone looked at it whatever I don’t believe that would happen in real world, but I could have a Convo on the telly with my more than my besties Kurt Russell, a.k.a. snake Pitkin all the bad people are criminal the scumbags with this that other guy just shot my brain I think even the climber no special gear up a red brick building to the 20th floor and you’re not gonna be tethered to anything they see what is flying around here OK cause I know. , well if this situation rises and it’s appropriate, not my comments were our or will be but this is you know straight up straight up and I know that totally truthful you like that what do you call that fake news and telly shit like the prior performance prior preparation prevent piss poor performance… There are some more plenty more alliteration shit what is it called? I can’t believe it they probably, everything that begins with the same letter least the word first plan of the 13th incoming load filled with nuclear powers to Air Force One. There’s another Air Force one decoy what was you? I’m in third person but not directed anything to this group back to the good south we do that. What have you done, never never never make. I mean one for good too for bad. Oh yeah, they kept it together in the NFL room freaking afternoon that did not hurt there or interfere to any significant degree. They had me and I did the same shit on here. I knew it knew it when you least expect it you’re elected. You’re smile, but don’t look to that sunlight cause it’s not sunlight it’s just a big giant burn through your corneas out that kind of thing I do I do I do do do I somehow cause I’m thinking who wants to share it but some point in the future share lines over general commander whoever it’s over what is this business about the English version of the Japanese Tora Tora? No one situation wasted time money but you go for it you wonder why all these provinces and another big I think I can finish what I was going for luck nothing really matters or fucked hosed screwed over big town every person for themselves anyway get to the point where they think they’ll never or not overwhelmed you can’t sit back and say some idiotic cool what’s a cool that you retard and then you gotta tell yourself wanna hang around anywhere close not punk somebody like I got but who use this invention to do this? I don’t fear it. Anyway, you’d like we’re still Royally screwed scaredscrewed. Erase the word you fucking typed it. Go back. Erase the word scared it’s screwed you
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
So hats off to them, but aware of the concept less is more so whenever I would yeah just ask a simple quick question I was shush quiet and listen to the end of the world that brain dead. I wish I could’ve said no I’m not cause there’s no fucking way I’d be asking like this if it was the real thing however I didn’t get to that point right off of that, I remember standing up sit down relax relax that’s the first time relaxing is gonna keep that radiation away from me goddamnit one way or the other sitting down is not playing gravity for all the shit down around my head was wicked one hand I never even put it together. None of them chuckled or laughed or give me any hint at all. I can’t blame on the fact that oh yeah I just got home like three in the afternoon. I just done my 20 mile run now Sorry Less is more damn thing forever. I’ve got the girls all lose it same time and you’ve got a very very VA. Your excuses your lies. The deck probably worked out not what to do. Oh I don’t know. My younger sister sings one thing it doesn’t the other she wouldn’t get through words out of her mouth when her sister would cut her off and face the narrative, but they choose, what’s friends family colleagues and these Romans I mean he underground bunker sounds so sweet. You can’t get a neighborhood to create anything and they can get way ugly so more like that with daddy. I’m standing here with my arms full like I knew it. I fucking knew it, South Carolina, I ignorance I North Carolina like the back of my hand but nag back of my brain don’t let that possibility about five minutes I was spent I gave up where’s my smallpox vaccine? Where is the nearest reverse lavender air flow bubble five contamination prevention SUITS blah blah blah blah getting out of myself, I can’t remember who actually did it the beans I was so fucking mad sleepers or not. I just got off the phone with my my BFF yeah that would be my BF in total agreement with this whole thing until it happens to you. You got me, but can you get me with a different topic? Yeah this one’s a bummer, penultimate country of the best propaganda now you might think oh no rush the Russians coming that’s where that is coming well coming but these 13 Mrs. with nickel warhead it’s not like Zarba or big daddy things I don’t know nuclear is something but the thing is, I can’t believe I fell for it They pull it off very very sweet. It’s an exercise and futility yeah maybe you’ll be one of the ones that after 1015 years don’t get a rush. Don’t check through the damn thing every five seconds come on this country we do things bass awkward it starts. We don’t have to hush up in catalog everything chronicle everything, some dip shit hard someone no school delivery and no
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
So my little prank her I was punk prank whatever I just graduate undergrad now they called the gap year. I called the working side working at a psych ward night pizzas Domino’s weekends and flicking burgers the rest of the time that’s a perfect storm. Let’s see I’m not a fan of the 11 piece shift but pretty quite not that big of a deal, however Domino’s that little twerp if you smack them, Bill the top part of the visor part and the front Domino’s and the logo you see it at night dark hard to find the locations much easier much more vision availability normally didn’t help either, but whatever he would constantly be flicking up or flicking down whatever so you can do it one more time punk you’ll see what happens to you in a row, Helms doppelgänger long lost, twins, separated by birth to bed that was successful speaking. The whole thing is pathetic but it’s a sad commentary this country and don’t we have every single weapons of mass destruction and others that haven’t been quite substantially like I said enough to wipe up the times, you know likely will be out the vaccines about Covid not even Covid. Let’s go to McDonald’s. Food sucks. OK let’s go food truck get together. Food truck suck most of them. Can you imagine? Maybe that’s how they have a planned 1 trillion McDonald’s places around the country local McDonald’s that’s where individuals show up at give you a soft drink for free possibilities. How long would it you gotta think of everything you can’t just think of the best case scenario Trumpy reality what to guess people how long 13 minutes there’s 13 Russian ICBM‘s fully loaded, locked and loaded who raw and screw will be here within an hour two hours that both motherfuckers are gonna be there. We can blink blink and I don’t think you’re seeing clips open the eye this guy can be Stevie Wonder blind. We don’t have any knives and capacity I think in the whole country there’s maybe a dozen that’s stretching it of the big deal you like the movie contagion or Thomas trainwho gets the dozen or what the who cares that industry forever everyone’s going to leave especially if forever is nits warranted call me selfish I want to take care of my brood not strangers sorry but I’m not but that’s not worse. I get ridiculous.
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
So let’s close this dictated filibuster of sorts however propose it this particular time of year specifically and election year already of kicking in $5.10 dollars and maybe 10,000. If you can forward it it’s widely better than that who wants to have any of the hard money donated to get the Secret Service to actually pay the hookers what they ask and maybe tip them. I mean you are there to bang chicks, right screw And any notes you need to pass along to the big prize he passes notes to himself. Everyone wants to take credit for that day, but it was a stand around and do nothing survivors someone ground the Boston bomber suit shit not a person and they never was there and there ain’t gonna ever be keep the mouth shut all the north Whitewater gate Willy Quinn, Quentin Bell I don’t think you big that area. I hate you Trump first point totally disrespectful poor Jim not poor Jim he’s getting shit. He’s getting death threats so just to those who are test 86 you and all the fam don’t forget Mr. big hands I walk out on fifth Avenue no no Social Security shit no Secret Service I’ll give them the night off And book on down to Bolivia Chile Argentina, Uruguay Paraguay, Ecuador, no Columbia a shitty job Mr. I think I might. I don’t know what is wrong but I know it got me out of going to war and got the ball along with every other creep. Muhammad Ali said why the fuck would I go out of my way Sidebar you might not like it Cassius clay bullshit going to Muhammad Ali met the guy exit 87th St. off the Ryan heading West. I’m in the far lane closest to the barriers cause the trains in between and the other side of there for more lanes so I’m in the left lane think it’s gonna get me there work faster I pull up and there is this just stated but beautiful as the color of yellow to die for soft mustard, light, yellow, dark, blue, deep blue and then pale, pale yellow, but it makes the room that CHASE bombs many types. A shit for Aunt ballistic Mrs. can’t even show up know where they are so we can take them down. it only takes about I don’t knowactors, producers, director, cinematographer, editor, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah to get some shit project together and eventually made well dream on. It’s impossible my point.
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
So let’s close this dictated filibuster of sorts however propose it this particular time of year specifically and election year already of kicking in $5.10 dollars and maybe 10,000. If you can forward it it’s widely better than that who wants to have any of the hard money donated to get the Secret Service to actually pay the hookers what they ask and maybe tip them. I mean you are there to bang chicks, right screw And any notes you need to pass along to the big prize he passes notes to himself. Everyone wants to take credit for that day, but it was a stand around and do nothing survivors someone ground the Boston bomber suit shit not a person and they never was there and there ain’t gonna ever be keep the mouth shut all the north Whitewater gate Willy Quinn, Quentin Bell I don’t think you big that area. I hate you Trump first point totally disrespectful poor Jim not poor Jim he’s getting shit. He’s getting death threats so just to those who are test 86 you and all the fam don’t forget Mr. big hands I walk out on fifth Avenue no no Social Security shit no Secret Service I’ll give them the night off And book on down to Bolivia Chile Argentina, Uruguay Paraguay, Ecuador, no Columbia a shitty job Mr. I think I might. I don’t know what is wrong but I know it got me out of going to war and got the ball along with every other creep. Muhammad Ali said why the fuck would I go out of my way Sidebar you might not like it Cassius clay bullshit going to Muhammad Ali met the guy exit 87th St. off the Ryan heading West. I’m in the far lane closest to the barriers cause the trains in between and the other side of there for more lanes so I’m in the left lane think it’s gonna get me there work faster I pull up and there is this just stated but beautiful as the color of yellow to die for soft mustard, light, yellow, dark, blue, deep blue and then pale, pale yellow, but it makes the room that CHASE bombs many types. A shit for Aunt ballistic Mrs. can’t even show up know where they are so we can take them down. it only takes about I don’t knowactors, producers, director, cinematographer, editor, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah to get some shit project together and eventually made well dream on. It’s impossible my point.
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
I mean, there are some examples to contradict what their big plan is the big plan it’s not viable not doable. If we don’t excel we’re not we’re in a league of our own when it comes to deception and the narrative. I’m almost secure building. Well you got a dip shit, air controller, air controller going in come back he’s going again, I don’t believe the other hangers. I don’t believe the other jet airliners was fake job so there aren’t three plane modes, maybe four who knows 93 legit yeah you got all that to contend with somebody the fact that somebody won’t have anything to do with it if you voted for the dude Too bad idiot otherwise it’s physically geographically. It’s just not even a shot in the dark. It cannot be done but how many times have we had to restock that what you could ask the surgeon general what are they doing? Anyway at least they can be liaison between the lab that has every freaking known, we let bacteria spiral kids viruses. Guess you can throw in radiation. We don’t have capability to filter out the registration. I don’t think you’re gonna be wearing masks down in this underground tomb being said come down to crunch time. You don’t wanna play army anymore you don’t wanna be accused of Passenger with Americans on it even though kindergartners in pre-K or watching this live and remember that word live a lot more damaging a lot more mindfuck. It’s real time all kids with different devices different plans different characters carriers they’re watching real time. What are you doing walking in for a photo op if you already knew a painful into one of the towers there should be no response. Don’t even roll the eyes don’t wink down to all of their own with pictures. Yell, squeeze those floppier. You know this thing when you realize all that’s a decoy one of the moves they made that’s what they’re trying to convey, so try to convey to American how the hell are they going to get their vaccination if they last five or six days they’ll die of radiation poisoning with the side of smallpox virus so what is amazing how many money will follow the finish that one yourself no that’s enough for me here. Almost how is it? Daydreaming kind of like the bad pigs, could’ve been a power keg at the time no I’m not buying it. There’s no shuttle. There’s no space station. There’s no I don’t think yeah we put a man on the moon. A lot of locations could put a man on biological warfare and chemical to even though we can’t take care of the incoming, do you think they’re all gonna give you heads up, all these like me call the cat called the pot the kettle black Alvin, every person for themselves don’t waste your time. Say goodbyes now or have a note. You never know all those people in the top of the buildings. You gotta be a retard to think you’re getting out, fine skill convey that nuance and the reassurance of the guy was great. No I’m not saying that I was. I am on the eighth floor is coming in. There is a wicked ass fire outside this well well what all the elevators are 86 One stairwell nightmare, Chicago, Ryan Four 3830 bumper-to-bumper stop and go what else we have. Oh yeah we prop machine like no other but when these gizzards finally get cold as the aging her normally does it’s nothing. It’s a circle of life like if you idiot to go along with just a yes person, but that’s your party, we can use every weapon that instruction and I don’t know about anybody. I’m not commenting for anybody. We can test the shit out of nuclear missiles. Why you don’t know their effect OK multiply Fukushima by female island by Chernobyl by about half a dozen of the other nuclear plant fuck ups what do you come up with, the military absolutely no freaking way even if we had 20 years to protect and get ready for we’re ready for camping more ready are you gonna really leave those 200 C131s whatever tarmac or shipyard plain yard and I’ll just start right up and you can whisk yourself away bullshit I could be wrong but I believe they’re not gonna have the capability building capability of refilling can’t make a freaking nuclear plane like a nuclear submarine oh no the vastly different when push comes to you don’t wanna play army anymore. You wanna own it it’s ugly 3000 already the dust, I’ll go. I’ll go there so horrible about 90+ souls on board I get terrible of velocity. I got it way before kick ass 737 by Boeing the filth they put for the narrative, Marshall and lineup open wide. I’m gonna shoot you in in the teeth that’s not right ROSE going either
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
So I see we’re all going to be prepared. Everyone knows what to do and how to expedite it in less than 20 minutes our military can’t stand up a missile knowing every single thing they need to know about it and they can’t shoot it down 5050 fuck that fucking coin Silos are bullshit trash and they won’t get transferred but why why waste your stuff you know where they are then you think that’s where they think they are. They want us to think that’s what they are. Don’t matter unless you take them out for a test drive to up every month or two in the sitting there for 75 years and you got idiots, turn 312 or 3123 well, if you win cheating on that cheated on the damn test, you would know the answer that stupid imbecile yeah screw your teachers. There are dumb questions tons cause they’re lotta dumb people like who’s idea was it too con someone into someone the pharmaceutical give us 400 million in those files of smallpox vaccine cause it’s gonna be rampant every nuclear war Until you know otherwise watch out for the small box. Does it surprise you who knows what you be injected with? Don’t matter don’t worry Bobby Kennedy‘s funeral four people wide around the Corner Street Alley, New York for the funeral and then not a whole lot was sad, but couple people gave her some shit And she just too classy to it’s not a business to shut up. I want to wear this pink suit had red blood that’s not oxidized especially that heat box a.k.a. Air Force One I gotta sit down that I gotta stand next to that creep out. JOHNSON hear these tapes they think he’s the biggest tool that ever lived, but he wanted to have a judge come out and flare him in that he was waiting for bitches. I told y’all ask me that one more time and you think a shit storm is something to worry about. Yeah here comes Jackie hurricane you better get out my way and don’t worry about what I’m wearing. Don’t believe the majority of gossip bullshit you hear yeah it was hot as fuck that plane stopping it And you’re lucky if you get to stand by LBJ the whole time and then whatever they set out your dresses what you should wear that stylist well but that’s not fair. Mrs. don’t care about your clothes. I was intelligent to know that but protein air blood normally doesn’t hit air, I thought that was the answer. I was here. You can count well scratch that he can’t count on the truth no matter what you think you’re gonna get. It will be every person for themselves and maybe some people already decided to screw that we’re all set. We are ready to go. We had some sirens hell, we’ve already done tequila shots yeah, my basement I live in a ranch style house that’s gonna prevent speaking. I’m not aware that way shape or form. We have the technology filter out viral particles from here. Someone would like to believe that we do that happening as what they call them it can be used for things with monkey butt virus the glob and gown they never go the room. They just doing hand stuff for these thingies reference and strain so the timeline just isn’t fit. You made it late to the supper table. All gets leftovers take a look around you know leftovers for breakfast. You got leftovers of the destruction That you’re not gonna live long enough to kill the supply of that commodity for your breakfast and then if he thinks his contingency plan, this is how it will connect with my wife my daughter and the children you’re not gonna include the husbands I know space is tight, but Only thing is you pick out your location way before your ass but wasn’t that 10 times worth he’s a big mouth fat mouth loser little bitch from God knows forever. It can’t take it. Sister confirms what a tool is no denying your most recent wife, she doesn’t have a stare that compares to your retina and just burn him, but Serena Williams also has a stare. I called the Serena stare, actually I texted him all night and Serena texted me twice so I said Venus talk with your younger sibling reality check
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
So eBay who thinks anything it reminds me of the movie witness Harrison Ford that cute actor Kelly Miguel is and then he’s like guy is hot. He was trying to back on her character. Mr. Indiana Jones showed up and we don’t have that oh not missing nothing rum, Springer, Rams Springer, where you get to go in the Kansas Rams Springer, Rams, the place with the people kids, they can take a year off and take a ride in the wild side forget that sounds the Ammas get a a year off to go explore see if they wanna stay or go. They didn’t make TV shows about it called Rams Springer now it’s not Rams Springer anyhow Chinese coloring in the corner. He’s asked several times if there’s a there should be no freaking purple communication I’m not saying everybody gotta learn American Sign Language but the protocols were in place. It’s military if pink slipper shit those 40 bags that cheated how difficult can it be and who cares 85% of our arsenal is gonna come from submarines and here’s another prop again the best the biggest they can stay at or waterahead how long how long before that suit resurface and then a vessel near them they get this ancient ass let’s put a rub across and then that’s how we send it. You like police system sure, how long is it gonna take that?
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
So I’m dating myself no one else well Bobby Kennedy I could see with John Kennedy and people can say what they will about Jackie and oh that’s crazy those tapes that you found in your spreading them out so you can get a tease for two or three weeks and increase your network rating Not so much kind of made it sound like a lunatic oh Jack don’t send the kids in me away. Where is he gonna send you David the line hugging each other the kids don’t wanna leave you kids in charge so when you’re down the room set room where 10 stories not staying there they’re hyper looping it to one of 50. Donate donations Destinations good to have a plane absolutely zero capacity to refill mid air couple problems issues with that not any particular order but they come dear enough planes screw the TC screw the ATC screw your intuition. It’s not a new concept Hawaii 1945 Tora Tora Tora just fly the whole damn plane with bombs on it, but surefire hit Well it’s a sad sad commentary. This is probably ended as well. We push out the best propaganda in the world so we can’t even shoot a missile at least were smart enough to not have it equipped with little nuclear bomb settles split off and do a lot of damage we send it out we know when we sent it out we know it’s on there. We know that directory we know blah blah blah blah. We’re testing to see if we can shoot our own playing down when we couldn’t ask for any more Intel Where it’s at the guy did nothing shy just getting 50 Cent and flick it in the air heads or tails don’t matter. We’re getting the Pentagon well I don’t believe that White House narrative. It ain’t his place and maybe one of the hijackers just you can tell the difference between a pentagonand the White House and speaking of North Korea it’s amazing the technology well he went to school in Switzerland and ask Switzerland what his date of birth was all these Easter Pacific Rim they all say the same thing. I’m not exactly sure what year I was born in OK I’ll give you $1 million find out. I’ll bet to find out there.
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
Honey, what are you talking first week? You don’t need your enough meals for 30 days for 2000 people OK just like you don’t need 400 million.As pox vaccines you couldn’t even handle Covid crisis who picked smallpox so quick says such a high rate not as high as a nuclear bomb so let’s see what weapons of mass destruction that’s what that’s what that’s what you came up with DW and come up with something we’re not really on the fly how long it take you to fly home it was real another hour or two or if they double their 19 men army who do anything to anybody anytime for any reason you think those hostages with the rusty machetes to the neck believe what they’re being told do you think they read it? they’ll be OK the triple double reverse to have to sing Gainer spy guy while you’re pushing nine Russians out of United States eight years eight years from nine how many came in somewhere else in eight years you idiots but when it comes down to making those decisions, first of all, no word needs to be said it’s all in code. I don’t care if it’s sign language Morse code. I don’t give a shit, you’re ridiculous command center flying around. They just booked the 30 mile no zone we have been in suicide mission honey. You were sitting in your ass in your hanger where you weren’t even coming close. Why didn’t you send it for? It’s all over you got you got another monster fighting two little shitheads can build a little bar while they were but well they weren’t nuclear. It’s amazing. I worked an ER. It’s amazing what high velocity whether it’s a bullet high velocity standard blood or a shotgun where who cares what they put in there pellets it doesn’t matter. The bottom line is when it comes right down to it, all you big fat cats with all your little medals and stripes and whatever that goes for you to Secret Service. You’re down there to check out the site when the presents gonna be there in two years. Make sure everything‘s cool yeah Columbia why bother he’ll get well with open arms no problem. I’m sure El Chapo will be in charge of hors d’oeuvres in the guest list. Screw the wall the Olympics sport vaulting and what’s the sport out these guys can climb up like a Rockwall whatever I don’t know three or four stories high hundred win but TW you can’t sprout your wings and pretend you’re a phoenix rising from the ashes, you just delayed and then the weapons disruption we have chemical restored now you’re not gonna do some kind of one to kill kazoo we’re gonna fool this time. Sure you are.
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
But that’s where is going with us other than George W while you’re Dorking around on your morning run then you go to the stupid photo app up. It was no more than that and you know it wasn’t those kids can teach how to spell another time the golden hour forget it was there a command center in New York, OK you can’t believe 19 guys get together. Will Nida could the check out in the check out the checking guy at Logan airport Boston oh well I kind of thought but that no big deal and then let’s see the check before this. I bought it and my luggage goes on there now I don’t care about your protocol. I bought ticket now and my bags gone. I don’t care it’s against policy the whole bit, honey. Are you gonna do call your supervisor it works every time not the fact that he’s looking at you, you can’t just say he’s my supervisor and hand it to the guy next year whoever Now it’s even more secure bullshit. We get to go to the kiosk and we check ourselves in and it’s $80 million for an extra suitcase and yeah there’s nobody there no more ticket lines no more stupid looks from the people that look at you like you’re stupid anyhow they all screwed up and there’s so many chances but it’s, you didn’t think it would happen well I don’t know that fat looking bearded guy that he drove a van down below below the tire tower of course I forgot I didn’t really know how much went into that building. It’s whatever the foundation it’s seven stories below the surface of the street And there’s major league walls in this and that so you know if the Hudson River decides it wants to go flood the bottom seven stories of a trade center hurricane Sandy so one guy nobody knew it he was doing it. He single person drives a van with a bunch of fertilizer crap in it and blows up and well it did some major damage. Yeah, I like that ship Port somewhere somewhere I don’t know some little tiny dingy couple clothes I mean, you could see him maybe 500 yards yeah big hole in the damn thing what did you think was gonna happen I guess you guys were in charge of the little scramble something your brain scramble so you pick out what she wants scramble Scrambling scrambling to eat their own narrative so they can make sure they were heroes on that day and as far as 19 guys get together and pull this shit off come on you can’t be that thick Timothy McVay rips off the face of the federal building Oklahoma about 160 bodies Just because it wasn’t knocked to the ground one guy one van I took a doll house. He ripped off the whole first day of it and you can see in there like I will just like a dollhouse you think he die by Terry Nichols alrighty funny how is that Sentence went so quick no peels no to 10 and you thought that was just gonna try this one time they fail that’s the calling card and lots of people you don’t have to knock down 110 towers to get across for example Ted Bundy how many did he kill and none of them had any friends relatives colleagues family nothing so there’s no ripple effect Let’s see what PATTY has been put in jail right poor little girl and every freaking news news item around the planet yeah she’s a billionaire apartment with her boyfriend studying Berkeley oh dingdong oh that’s either Avon lady or the pizza for us I guess it’s not the pizza that was her life goal. I want to join this radical group the SLA, trust me I don’t think there’s I don’t think the spelling bee championship you can’t even spell the first word and even if you could you don’t know what Cian is means liberation SLA Cindy I don’t know what a stand for but Ashley Bailey you couldn’t win this one what what’s your big hangup man, you believe that she really wanted to be Tonya Tanya I don’t believe it and then Mr. Mormor Willie Clinton complete pardon get out and then the North North Korea thing send her Dennis Rodman. He said more FaceTime with that little fat dumpling in North Korea then all the others put together except of course, well be that for sure Lisa or Lisa ring. She makes fun of her name anyway so her sister and a friend of her sister decide let’s go to North Korea and take pictures and video of that if anybody should know, I’m not doing this bullshit everyone in the Pacific Rim has Asian or yeah you should know not to go there, so you’re somebody Lisa you have connections I’m not your connections were to Willie Bob Clinton who knows maybe you’re hanging with Monica I’m not sure what a joke unfair. Dennis Rodman did offered to help situations like that now we don’t need them. We’re good at screwing up and not figuring out anything, but that’s not going with us
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
But that’s where is going with us other than George W while you’re Dorking around on your morning run then you go to the stupid photo app up. It was no more than that and you know it wasn’t those kids can teach how to spell another time the golden hour forget it was there a command center in New York, OK you can’t believe 19 guys get together. Will Nida could the check out in the check out the checking guy at Logan airport Boston oh well I kind of thought but that no big deal and then let’s see the check before this. I bought it and my luggage goes on there now I don’t care about your protocol. I bought ticket now and my bags gone. I don’t care it’s against policy the whole bit, honey. Are you gonna do call your supervisor it works every time not the fact that he’s looking at you, you can’t just say he’s my supervisor and hand it to the guy next year whoever Now it’s even more secure bullshit. We get to go to the kiosk and we check ourselves in and it’s $80 million for an extra suitcase and yeah there’s nobody there no more ticket lines no more stupid looks from the people that look at you like you’re stupid anyhow they all screwed up and there’s so many chances but it’s, you didn’t think it would happen well I don’t know that fat looking bearded guy that he drove a van down below below the tire tower of course I forgot I didn’t really know how much went into that building. It’s whatever the foundation it’s seven stories below the surface of the street And there’s major league walls in this and that so you know if the Hudson River decides it wants to go flood the bottom seven stories of a trade center hurricane Sandy so one guy nobody knew it he was doing it. He single person drives a van with a bunch of fertilizer crap in it and blows up and well it did some major damage. Yeah, I like that ship Port somewhere somewhere I don’t know some little tiny dingy couple clothes I mean, you could see him maybe 500 yards yeah big hole in the damn thing what did you think was gonna happen I guess you guys were in charge of the little scramble something your brain scramble so you pick out what she wants scramble Scrambling scrambling to eat their own narrative so they can make sure they were heroes on that day and as far as 19 guys get together and pull this shit off come on you can’t be that thick Timothy McVay rips off the face of the federal building Oklahoma about 160 bodies Just because it wasn’t knocked to the ground one guy one van I took a doll house. He ripped off the whole first day of it and you can see in there like I will just like a dollhouse you think he die by Terry Nichols alrighty funny how is that Sentence went so quick no peels no to 10 and you thought that was just gonna try this one time they fail that’s the calling card and lots of people you don’t have to knock down 110 towers to get across for example Ted Bundy how many did he kill and none of them had any friends relatives colleagues family nothing so there’s no ripple effect Let’s see what PATTY has been put in jail right poor little girl and every freaking news news item around the planet yeah she’s a billionaire apartment with her boyfriend studying Berkeley oh dingdong oh that’s either Avon lady or the pizza for us I guess it’s not the pizza that was her life goal. I want to join this radical group the SLA, trust me I don’t think there’s I don’t think the spelling bee championship you can’t even spell the first word and even if you could you don’t know what Cian is means liberation SLA Cindy I don’t know what a stand for but Ashley Bailey you couldn’t win this one what what’s your big hangup man, you believe that she really wanted to be Tonya Tanya I don’t believe it and then Mr. Mormor Willie Clinton complete pardon get out and then the North North Korea thing send her Dennis Rodman. He said more FaceTime with that little fat dumpling in North Korea then all the others put together except of course, well be that for sure Lisa or Lisa ring. She makes fun of her name anyway so her sister and a friend of her sister decide let’s go to North Korea and take pictures and video of that if anybody should know, I’m not doing this bullshit everyone in the Pacific Rim has Asian or yeah you should know not to go there, so you’re somebody Lisa you have connections I’m not your connections were to Willie Bob Clinton who knows maybe you’re hanging with Monica I’m not sure what a joke unfair. Dennis Rodman did offered to help situations like that now we don’t need them. We’re good at screwing up and not figuring out anything, but that’s not going with us
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
So back to 911 the president blew the golden hour. It’s over whatever you could’ve done or should it done or would’ve it’s done and you’re lazy ass is sitting in a chair biting them buckle Nicos inside your mouth. I can’t believe you went there he knew, and then I was her name and Compton, fat reporter chick for like 30 years I’ve never never in my life seen. This is very odd. What’s Odd some tall dude bending down and blowing kisses and your presence ears you know what he said, and then we’re on Air Force One and they all they checked our everything they made sure they did and made it take clothes off you go to company company go to country South America or Ecuador is Quito Quito, Ecuador big capital city airport smaller than the one in my hometown I don’t know how can take a guppy and a super guppy, but I can’t. I’ll think it take more in the 737. It was a dinkiest piece of crap airport ever, that’s something about it. I guess they don’t need to make it big when you stand out in line like you’re information and the sniffing dogs come by all cold sweat oh God I gotta find me these dogs are gonna sniff me out yeah they said you know take anything without declaring it and they’re certain items that you can’t take it at all. I was in that fresh rosemary I picked because that’s my mom’s name. I put it in the baggie. I put that baggie in another baggie, so those two baggies covering I put in another thicker baggie and another another another and then I wrapped it with Kevlar and then oh my God no mine goes racing. If they smell something screwed I come back. I’m at the Miami airport custom guy I don’t know they’re total blow offs or they can size somebody up just like a glance. I caught his eye like I don’t know a 10th of the second and he was kind of I couldn’t believe it. I almost felt like stopping man. I’m staying here until you search me man what is your deal, what if I was a spy dresses like a dork you’re not good at your job just eyeballing me split a nano I feel hurt. I feel left out. I feel gutted. I’m not moving for you. Make sure that I’m not a criminal with drugs or ROSE MARY.
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
So back to 911 the president blew the golden hour. It’s over whatever you could’ve done or should it done or would’ve it’s done and you’re lazy ass is sitting in a chair biting them buckle Nicos inside your mouth. I can’t believe you went there he knew, and then I was her name and Compton, fat reporter chick for like 30 years I’ve never never in my life seen. This is very odd. What’s Odd some tall dude bending down and blowing kisses and your presence ears you know what he said, and then we’re on Air Force One and they all they checked our everything they made sure they did and made it take clothes off you go to company company go to country South America or Ecuador is Quito Quito, Ecuador big capital city airport smaller than the one in my hometown I don’t know how can take a guppy and a super guppy, but I can’t. I’ll think it take more in the 737. It was a dinkiest piece of crap airport ever, that’s something about it. I guess they don’t need to make it big when you stand out in line like you’re information and the sniffing dogs come by all cold sweat oh God I gotta find me these dogs are gonna sniff me out yeah they said you know take anything without declaring it and they’re certain items that you can’t take it at all. I was in that fresh rosemary I picked because that’s my mom’s name. I put it in the baggie. I put that baggie in another baggie, so those two baggies covering I put in another thicker baggie and another another another and then I wrapped it with Kevlar and then oh my God no mine goes racing. If they smell something screwed I come back. I’m at the Miami airport custom guy I don’t know they’re total blow offs or they can size somebody up just like a glance. I caught his eye like I don’t know a 10th of the second and he was kind of I couldn’t believe it. I almost felt like stopping man. I’m staying here until you search me man what is your deal, what if I was a spy dresses like a dork you’re not good at your job just eyeballing me split a nano I feel hurt. I feel left out. I feel gutted. I’m not moving for you. Make sure that I’m not a criminal with drugs or ROSE MARY.
@stevelang3679
@stevelang3679 4 дня назад
you know, I thought to myself here we are we’ve made weapons that can wipe out the entire planet who cares about a drought who cares about other wars who cares about money and banks who cares of the damn president is we make this stuff and every time we do it, it’s like can we make anything more worse with this next invention weapons of mass destruction we have a quadrillion bombs bomb whole world million times over some idiot things that we should have 400 million vials individual dose for poxvirus smallpox well number one how long we’ve been storing them and were they stored don’t tell me you don’t know where you everybody knows where the 89 silos with the Mrs. zoom yeah sitting there for 80 years you got these creepy idiots that 40 of them cheated on test to return on three we put it in the 123 or turn on after three like 123 turn oh is this real world or exercise world that’s what the traffic told dummy not 911 check right away is this real word exercise thrill world cool oh God and then interview this check after and she’s one of the fighter jets we know we knew if we were called to go it would be a suicide mission not this is a joke I might do you actually believe yourself, honey first of all the ones that are there to watch the building or see what it looks like oh 18 Eric go out seven 9585. Can you hear me 135 can you hear me back? Nothing will happen if you go anywhere we’ll go ahead back to the airport quiet and don’t say nothing yet. Turn off the trans you dick and then, these military mighty guys yeah I wanna see you guys down at Norad and let’s see it’s 2000% capacity yeah who’s bunker next to Trump? Oh I don’t know what Obama side and then Nancy they’ll be on the side OK so let’s go back to all right where do we lineup for the smallpox vaccine? Are you kidding me first of all there’s a lot more. It’s way down the list. It’s gonna take forever, it’s not a good kill rate not maybe they’re not who cares if they’re but poison shot to kill or whatever the lines are gonna be too long and we don’t even have 400 million people in America yeah the president of the country and decide oh my gosh should I get this photo up with a black student in the black teacher in South Florida learning how to spell OK OK oh another plan meant the building sure, no problem. OK yeah probably a small thing. Whatever a big deal. yeah let’s think about the least case scenario and who who’s protecting the safest building on the planet you know the one where I drone landed in the front yard, the guy just walked in Mexican guy Trumpy I picked grapes and lettuce for you meat and cheese and yeah you fat ass I just open the door bingo and then there’s the older guy that has Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He landed on the freaking front. OK I didn’t see any swat that day, they’re painted you know like you see these artist they like paint you and you look like the background no one can even tell that it’s a person to oh sure shut up it doesn’t matter then they show a TV show. This is what happens if you decide to go anywhere near Air Force One which Air Force when talking about OK there’s two of them so they have to hit two planes. Don’t know which one the presents and he’s not in any of them flying a fighter jet. We need to scramble something and we scramble eggs or scramble your brain when we need to somebody’s gonna get it we were so prepared, no covering nautical mile no fly zone who’s enforcing it because here’s this at ATC I’ve got on radar playing. Can you tell how many passengers how many souls on board tell right towards the Washington DC and it’s going very fast to speed like 580 miles an hour wait wait wait wait they turned around the head to Cleveland. I’m from Ohio. Don’t rag on Cleveland, Ohio lady any other place you could’ve said all going to Cleveland yeah you should be the mistake by the lake. They clean up the rack. It’s like one of the shit cities to live in in Ohio and all these ethnic communities around them old town, going to Cleveland fine fighter jets knock it down passengers to start whining military boys let’s play army. I can’t believe it. Might you guys never do shut up 19 guys can never do this and get it accomplished. Get well accomplished three planes three hours three buildings kaboom no one ever takes to the grave if there’s 19 that means there’s another 19 easily who knows about it and then they told someone and that one told someone and someone and someone it sounds like the perk commercial shampoo in the 70s my hair a great and she told her friend and her friend told different before he’s 30 to 64 then 128 256 and 512 then 1096 then 2000.
@timothy3727
@timothy3727 9 дней назад
Perfect video! Love to both!
@maxfromojf6725
@maxfromojf6725 18 дней назад
Where can you find the original video?
@sbludba
@sbludba Месяц назад
When the real deal is delivered, Non will be ready.
@sarahmulhausen472
@sarahmulhausen472 Месяц назад
I'm am meteorologist and the videos of what are clearly thunderstorms being used as nuclear mushroom clouds had me dying.
@JRichard20
@JRichard20 Месяц назад
7 mins I'm and only just realised that mouth and nose in the corner the entire time
@JamesWilliamStevenParker
@JamesWilliamStevenParker Месяц назад
1:01 Bum scratch. 😂
@christopherleubner6633
@christopherleubner6633 2 месяца назад
Plot twist. The prank gets pulled... only to find out its really happening 😮😮😮😳💀
@jasonjonston948
@jasonjonston948 2 месяца назад
Nuclear attacks don’t half give you an itchy bum don’t they ? 😂😂😂
@fatbudgiekillen8997
@fatbudgiekillen8997 2 месяца назад
Very helpful, thank you!
@jzandel6086
@jzandel6086 2 месяца назад
That booty is asking for water 😂
@ItisOKtobewhite
@ItisOKtobewhite 2 месяца назад
What a stressful shit that must be .
@user-qf6oo8jr6f
@user-qf6oo8jr6f 2 месяца назад
You should be ashamed of yourself. This bs is not funny all all. Why in the world would you want to do this to your Mom knowing what dangerous times we live in. Young people are so damn stupid
@austinmacdonald9419
@austinmacdonald9419 2 месяца назад
Sad uninformed life you live , you do realize we would all get phone alerts only dumb boomers like you believe this and get offended get with the times or get left behind
@g1jhen
@g1jhen 2 месяца назад
the poor lady, I feel realy bad for her lol
@Crystarga
@Crystarga 3 месяца назад
I can’t be the only one who sees part of a statue face at the top-right.
@chrisjones4863
@chrisjones4863 3 месяца назад
You evil woman 🤣🤣🤣 piss funny tho
@DreadnoughtHvor
@DreadnoughtHvor 4 месяца назад
When the Wind Blows popped in my mind during this
@user-ii7gy1rw5w
@user-ii7gy1rw5w 4 месяца назад
BE CAREFUL WHAT UOU WISH FOR
@boogiesg84
@boogiesg84 4 месяца назад
Jesus gave you a bum-rash for this 😂
@user-eh2sj2mc1u
@user-eh2sj2mc1u 4 месяца назад
I wonder if anyone has jumped out of a window during one of these nuclear-attack pranks? If you convince someone that they have only five minutes to live, they might do something desperate. It could all go horribly wrong.
@ExShamoo
@ExShamoo 4 месяца назад
Godspeed. I hope both sides of your pillow are forever cold. ❤️
@xurakeos
@xurakeos 4 месяца назад
i literally cried hard when they hug
@janemalik008
@janemalik008 4 месяца назад
How I do I know my number
@hipartco
@hipartco 4 месяца назад
If you dont have the code and it is not In hand book ,you can get in touch with audi dealer they may get it for free sometimes there is a charge Hope this helps 👍
@johnwayne2442
@johnwayne2442 5 месяцев назад
I’ve seen many of these clips from others but to be honest with you…I couldn’t stop looking at you scratch that beautiful ass 😉
@spamanator666
@spamanator666 5 месяцев назад
Pretty soon this won't be a prank, getting closer and closer to real life every day.
@terenceporter9786
@terenceporter9786 5 месяцев назад
when you buy onn products from walmart, they use it to spy on you and turn your children out. Thats why they mock you with ON then use double N as it means double cross. By turn your children out i mean they take video and record EVERYTHING done in view of ANY onn product
@terenceporter9786
@terenceporter9786 5 месяцев назад
when you buy onn products from walmart, they use it to spy on you and turn your children out. Thats why they mock you with ON then use double N as it means double cross. By turn your children out i mean they take video and record EVERYTHING done in view of ANY onn product
@lisamendelowitz3377
@lisamendelowitz3377 6 месяцев назад
Not funny. These type pranks are in very poor taste.
@benjimanlee
@benjimanlee Месяц назад
Because?
@bradi5050
@bradi5050 6 месяцев назад
Shits not funny
@willisgls
@willisgls 6 месяцев назад
that was hard core girl!!! you made your mother almost shit herself! 🤣
@mathewbayley1770
@mathewbayley1770 6 месяцев назад
If it happens, most of us will pissing in our pants and it won't be funny, enjoy the nuclear fallout people!
@franciskimani9950
@franciskimani9950 6 месяцев назад
Your mom is wow . I wish to marry you
@bigchris80
@bigchris80 6 месяцев назад
Happy mothers day😂😂😂
@VAN17INO6
@VAN17INO6 6 месяцев назад
oh you bastard! HAHAHA
@joegugliucci3513
@joegugliucci3513 6 месяцев назад
Funny unless mom has a heart attack
@daviddaniel4687
@daviddaniel4687 6 месяцев назад
The daughter was horrible at selling it. Down right annoying. Mom was so precious though. God bless them both.