What what what what [x8] What the?! I'm gonna read a case Only got twenty minutes til my lecture I-I-I'm crammin' Wish the judge would shut up This is freaking boring Now, walk in the court like what up, he had a big glock Arms permit was something that he had not Microsoft Word on my Mac is costly Look at my notes (yeah, that's a little bit shocking) Color coded yellow-green, subheadings to make it clean Wish that I could keep it shorter, page numbers are out of order Last assignment, would've cried, thank you, uni study guide Researching the colonies, parliamentary sovereignty (Stressssss) But shit, it counts ninety-nine percent! After comping it, ruling it, writing essays and doing it Precedent, rule of law, could we ever ask for more? Court reports and research writing, don't know what is more exciting Reading, making frames glitch, we gon' get hella rich Imma stay at home all night, imma stay at home all night No, for real, can I read proof rights until the first of light I watch Suits wearing my house slippers Just wanted to debate on social justice, love, and hate They asked me 'bout my thesis, I told them 'bout my thesis I hit the library, and then I skipped my recess Hello, hello, I'm pulling all-nighters That's how you separate the weak from the fighters I can take defendants then make them appellants Other degrees be like oh, they're freaking crazy Reliable resources, lexis nexis, yeah! I'm gonna read a case Only got twenty minutes til my lecture I-I-I'm crammin' Wish the judge would shut up This is freaking boring What you know about the constitution in your noggin What you know about twelfth-century flogging I'm reading, I'm reading til the sun rises above me One man's wife will be another man's prenup Would you bust us if we had to dish our justice Downtown, cuz that is where they like to keep the dust I am at the district, you can find me there Imma imma ruling, I be judging fair Your cousin, your houses, your butlers and spouses I'll take that English wig secondhand, I'll rock that without a stutter I'll clear the court like a seasoned oyster shucker Don't want to end up as a commercial trucker They be like oh, that precedent is binding I be like yo, it's from a different jurisdiction Limited in knowledge, that's why we go to college Over six grand a semester, that's just something that we pay (shiz!) I call that making the most of my resources (shiz!) I cal that crashing most of my friends' courses This course is hella dope And I do the same one as like 300, how we gonna cope Teachers, come and take a look at my study notes Trying to get girls through my research, led by rotes Yeah, they're memorized Research workbooks, yeah! I'm gonna read a case Only got twenty minutes til my lecture I-I-I'm crammin' Wish the judge would shut up This is freaking boring Refugees on the boats Keep on the seas afloat I'll judge across the globe Wearing my judicial robe Interpreting statutes (damn right!) Precedent my parachute (come on!) Constitutional code From the courthouse down the road I'm gonna read a case Only got twenty minutes til my lecture I-I-I'm crammin' Wish the judge would shut up This is freaking boring
Was good, needed more good lyrics . i can think of a hundred ways of fixing it, but i guess as we are law student we don't have the time to make a standard Video.
+Jessica Mcneil isn't that the point of constructive criticism? are you a lawyer or law students? if yes then you are entitled to your opinion however if not you would lack the depth to understand why I have said in my original comment
+Jessica Mcneil now according to you, one does not need to be in the same department or possess the same talents to assess another's work? thus proving my point, i don't need to be better at grammar to criticis a work about about law
+Jessica Mcneil that is why i asked if you were a law student. I knew you wouldn't understand. I completed my attorney at law from Austin, Texas. currently I am doing Bar Professional Training course in Bristol, UK. under Bristol law. only 70 are choosen to do this course go ahead and cross check my name with the Bristol law list I would really suggest not using any slang.
this video is great!, but most of the humour is accessible only to law school students, thats probably why there are so few likes and views :( greetings from a law student from NTU UK :D
@TheJasperkitty What the hell is a Chinkubator anyway? Casual racism, man. It's not cool. After all, he never made fun of her. He borrowed the song and added unrelated lyrics.
I watched this after giving up on part of 11E. Stupid integrals! Now I truly understand what it means. Also, do you have a fanclub or something? The amount of marriage proposals here is insane.
