Allan Sherman had several songs about diets. One had the lyrics, Fare thee well, Metrecal, and others of that ilk. Let the diet start tomorrow for today I'll drown my sorrow in a DOUBLE MALTED MILK.
You know when you're old--when you hear at 1:58 "pass Eddie Cantor a bourbon there" instead of "pass that decanter of bourbon there"! But, this is a great song even though I now realize I'm really old, lol!
I was reading about him on Wikipedia just prior to watching this video. Seems like he followed the advice from the lyrics of this song to an early grave.
Hey, this version is missing a verse. I grew up listening to an Allan Sherman album my father had bought long before I was born, and I distinctly remember that the lunch verse is: "For lunch you can have three martinis. What better lunch is there than that? One caution: do not eat the olives, 'cause olives make you fat." Repeat the refrain as after the first verse, but with "The pounds you will burn off, so pass me the Smirnoff, and drink, drink, drink." Then the part that is given as "lunch" in this video is the final verse.