"Are you a pathetic, worthless punk? Cos I'm going to turn you down as if you were a hippie parasite. Then I'm gonna call you a turkey fucker. Why? Because I'm the big man and you're the shit heel, right?" (*Turns to JLB team*) "Or I could treat Mr Corrigan as a valued customer. And we both end up as winners."
I just want to be driven around Kettering in a leather-interior BMW by a handsome, black company director like it's the most natural thing in the world.
Yeah yeah, it's not the actual lighthouse family but it's a sweet video. Those who are posting horrible comments about "imposters" should be more light-hearted.
