“In the ‘60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.”
1. "I run a small fake ID company from the car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the sheriff’s station." 2. "I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women - often outdoors, in the mud and the rain - and it's possible a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing." 3. "I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader." 4. "It's Halloween. That is really, really good timing." 5. "Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave." 6. "If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What am I working toward?" 7. "The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive, like I did when I was a homeless man." 8. "You ever notice you can only ooze two things: sexuality and pus? Man, I tell ya." 9. "When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go." 10. "Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton." 11. "BOBODDY. B-O-B-O-D-D-Y. Boboddy. What does the first B stand for?" (Jim: "What are we doing?") "We're making acronyms. Okay, what does the first B stand for?" (Jim: "Um, business?") "I like it. Business. Good. The O..." (Jim: "Is this a real meeting?") "The O is for 'Office'."
So there I am, minding my own business and Darnell offers me 3 bucks. All i gotta do is walk by Andy and do this (moves finger across throat). Darnell's a chump. I would have done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less.
I'm just watching this episode and when Creed started singing this I said, 'damn I wonder if this is one of his actual songs' so I went to youtube and low and behold. Awesome.
