Well, Mister Fancy Pants Rich McGee over here, fuck you. 'kilometer.' Pfft. Say, 'MILE.' or 'PRETTY FAR.' 😑 We don't use them communist measurements 'round these parts, son. We use IMPERIAL MEASUREMENTS. That's right - why deal with increments of ten, when you can be multiplying everything 'times twelve?' It's far more annoying to do it our way. We will continue to be ridiculously stubborn about the whole thing, and because we're America, we'll force _the entire rest of the world_ to deal with our system if they wanna build stuff for us. And they'll comply if they know what's good for them. 😄 Ah. You smell that? It's FREEDOM, baby! 🇺🇸🦅 [insert 'eagle cry' sound effect here] [play song: Freebird]
