Laf: **screams rapidly in french** me: **wheezing** help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Wash: alex plz help i dont understand chinese Alex: **triggered** its french you bald mango me: WOW WHAT A BURN
i made the lyrics so uhh here 😜 you can be a new man (just you wait) in new york you can be a (just you wait) NEW YORK YOU CAN YOU YOU YOU CAN NEW YORK! (NEW YORK!) jUST YOU WAAAAAAIT 😆 ALEXANDER HAMILTON ALEXANDER ship is in the harrrb see if you can spot em! another bottom comin up from the immigrant his enemies destroyed AMERICA his rep AMERICA got him! we! ####ed him! me! i loved him! him. me i trusted. me. ME. Loved him. i lovehim. and me. IM ME. look around, look around at how ####ed we are to be alive right now! look around, look around at how ####ed we are to be alive right now! history is history IN THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WOoOoOoOoooOlrD! 😆 she grabs you by the groom thinking ‘i’m through’ then you look back at me and suddenly i’m HELPLESS OH LOOK AT THOSE SUSUSLEYES OHH HELPLESSSSS I KNOWWWWWWW france is following us to status quo and there is no more revolution but the sun comes up and the world still spins 😱 i helped lafayette draft a lafayettion then i said I GOTTA GO 😎 GOTTA BE IN MONTICELLO 😎 now the work at home begins... SO WHATD I DIDUH WHATD I MISS virginia my home sweet home i wanna give you a kiss! *MWAH*
Ham:Now that laurens is dead i have no gay love interests Thomas:you called >:3 Ham: i said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi Hams fav quote: there are approximately 300,000,000 words in the english dictionary but none can describe how much i wanna hit you with a chair Phillip you ok? Phillip: My name is poet, i am a Phillip and i look like u deadd bf --- dad Ham: OH NO HEE FOUND OUT Lizard: les break a take Ham: no. Knock knock* Maria: heyyoo im here to be ur new gf baba grill Ham:❤i luv my family❤ PLOT TWIST ALEX CHEATED ON LIZARD JORGE WASHINGMACHINE ABANDONED HAM😢😢 PHILLIP IS GONNA DIE😢😢 PHILLIP DIED😢😢😢 OHH ALSO ITS NOISY DOWNCITY HAM APOLOGIES LIZ SAY NO PLEASE ...SHE SAID ACCEPTED... V: aww... Hamo:Aaron what are you doing in my house??? Aaron: Vote 4me UWU Ham: No ew ypu ugly coconut i vote for trombone Aaron: Im gon kill him Ham: o.k Aaron: Oh nawrrr i killed him in his ribs womp womp guess ill see ya on da other side... Everybody is depressed Liz wanted her husband Maria wanted to be nasty James Reynolds wanted more mooney Idk why trombone and mr kadison are crying but oh well Laurens go his bf back so ig happy tears Angelica wanted him too Veggie aint cryin so cool! Phillip is ded so is ham so happy tears Sam still hates the revolution Burr didnt want to kill him Now 😅 i explained every thing!!!
