Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday night Everybody drink a lotta whiskey and wine We dance like no tomorrow, we're on burlesque time But everybody's gotta work tomorrow at nine Touch me, t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair (o-o-o-o-oh) Love me, l-love me crazy But don't get too attached This is a brief affair Vanity (o-o-oh) Pictures in magazines, movie screens Vanity (o-o-oh) There is a camera, so many beauty queens Vanity (o-o-oh) It's so good to be populous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-vanity V-vanity V-v-v-v-vanity Nothing wrong with being just a little bit vain We need a little pretty 'cause this country's insane So go ahead and label me whatever you like But nothing's quite as sexy as a woman this fine Touch me, t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair (o-o-o-o-oh) Love me, l-love me crazy But don't get too attached This is a brief affair Vanity (o-o-oh) Pictures in magazines, movie screens Vanity (o-o-oh) There is a camera, so many beauty queens Vanity (o-o-oh) It's so good to be populous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else Look at me (watcha lookin' at) Look at me (watcha starin' at) (2x) I'm comin' around, I'm sippin' on andre, it's time (o-o-oh) I heard the cutie's in the back startin' the p-party line (o-o-oh) Let's dance, quick round, we're in the vanity house We'll cover the sequents, diamonds We're happy 'cause we're shining Touch me t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair (o-o-o-o-oh) Love me l-love me crazy But don't get too attached This is a brief affair Vanity (o-o-oh) Pictures in magazines, movie screens Vanity (o-o-oh) There is a camera, so many beauty queens Vanity (o-o-oh) It's so good to be populous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else (2x)
Ow, come here boy I met a drummer last week At a pool bar down b-by the shore With a body like that and your stonewashed eyes I want you more He cried, "Mother! What'd you do to me?" I said, "Mother mother mother's for babies Call me kitty." Shake your kitty Shake your kitty (meow) Put your arms around me, babe I'm giving you permission to feel me Shake your kitty Shake your kitty (meow) Put your arms around me, babe I'm giving you permission to feel me Shake your shake Shake shake Shake your sh-shake Shake it, shake it Shake it, shake it Shake it, shake I took a drummer by the hand To the Juke box then We hit the floor With your Van Halen pin And your dark side burns I want you more He cried, "Mother! What'd you do to me?" I said, "Mother mother mother's for babies Call me kitty." Oh, why Shake your kitty Shake your kitty (meow) Put your arms around me, babe I'm giving you permission to feel me Shake your kitty Shake your kitty (meow) Put your arms around me, babe I'm giving you permission to feel me You never call me by my name But I still want you You play some pretty tricky games But I still want you Your best friend drives a fancy car But I still want you You're working every hour at a bar But I still want you yeah! If you see a girl this pretty Shake her, shake her, shake her kitty When you see a girl that's pretty Shake it, shake it, shake that kitty Shake your kitty (meow) Put your arms around me, babe I'm giving you permission to feel me Shake your kitty Why Shake your kitty (meow) Put your arms around me, babe I'm giving you permission to feel me When you see a girl this pretty Shake her, shake her, shake her kitty When you see a girl that's pretty Shake your, shake your, shake that kitty Shake your shake Shake it, shake it Shake it, shake it Wow Ah Oh oh
In 2009 I was 18. Had a iPod Touch 3rd gen I downloaded this song to my blackberry I would strut to beauty school smoking a cigarette 🤭 oh the memories
Really though, did everyone forget she made a solid country song after they made Miranda do an album. Then throw her under the bus some more while making a ditz out of Ariana, way before anyone knew she could sing-sing. Should've turned the tables on that Nickelodeon, but Dan Schneider had y'all by the collar 🤨
Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday night Everybody drink a lotta whiskey and wine We dance like no tomorrow, we're on burlesque time But everybody's gotta work tomorrow at nine Touch me, t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair (o-o-o-o-oh) Love me, l-love me crazy But don't get too attached This is a brief affair Vanity (o-o-oh) Pictures in magazines, movie screens Vanity (o-o-oh) There is a camera, so many beauty queens Vanity (o-o-oh) It's so good to be populous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-vanity V-vanity V-v-v-v-vanity Nothing wrong with being just a little bit vain We need a little pretty 'cause this country's insane So go ahead and label me whatever you like But nothing's quite as sexy as a woman this fine Touch me, t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair (o-o-o-o-oh) Love me, l-love me crazy But don't get too attached This is a brief affair Vanity (o-o-oh) Pictures in magazines, movie screens Vanity (o-o-oh) There is a camera, so many beauty queens Vanity (o-o-oh) It's so good to be populous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else Look at me (watcha lookin' at) Look at me (watcha starin' at) (2x) I'm comin' around, I'm sippin' on andre, it's time (o-o-oh) I heard the cutie's in the back startin' the p-party line (o-o-oh) Let's dance, quick round, we're in the vanity house We'll cover the sequents, diamonds We're happy 'cause we're shining Touch me t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair (o-o-o-o-oh) Love me l-love me crazy But don't get too attached This is a brief affair Vanity (o-o-oh) Pictures in magazines, movie screens Vanity (o-o-oh) There is a camera, so many beauty queens Vanity (o-o-oh) It's so good to be populous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else (2x)
