hes the fkin one who took the chipmunks

We tried to by Duncan Donuts tripping balls an all we can do was laugh at the poor girl 😅😅😅😅We finally left with $30.00 worth of donuts she picked out for us. 😅😅😅😅😅 That was in the 70s.

haha drugs....😴

Nice one!

thank you

ZZzzzzzzzzzzz this guy's a fucking bore

We want to order a pizza

sick

"hello, today "

“Hello today.” 😂😂😂

I have been hunting for this clip for the "hello.. today!" line for ages. I use it to this day.

I got chased out of the kitchen by refrigerator once. NO Really 🙀

His batteries on his boom box ran out lmfaoo

What is it about having to go up on a roof while tripping. I nearly lost my finger nails trying to hang on to the shingles because the sky witch was trying to push me off.

Great description of acid. I like the concept of inside 😂

You can tell he’s tripped a lot

Holy crap. My two friends talked me into going in to the grocery store for batteries for our boom box. I was tripping so hard. It was a Sunday afternoon and we were going for a hike. Everyone in the store nodded and their eyes popped open when they looked at me as if they knew what I was up to. This store had a generic isle, all the packaging was white with black lettering. I had to read each package. It was insane, but I could only afford the generics. Spaghetti, flour, sugar, beer, and on and on. Finally batteries!!! Fuck those friends. Never make someone do that alone.

One time on acid i wanted to listen to music and all I had to do was connect ONE CHORD on my stereo and I could not figure it out. So I grabbed my iPod and layed on the floor happy as a clam listening to the Beatles.

I pissed myself laughing at everyone's tripping stories 😂🤣😃😄 thanks for sharing 👍

Did you ever notice that there are no instructions on a bag of cheetos?

So, I guess I am not the only one that heads up to the roof while tripping. Don't know why. I don't go up any other time.

I belly laugh every time I rewatch this :D

:) Ayahuasca.

I have to have that self talk just for social situations in general 😂

Run Ronnie Run.

Dudes left arm is from jail and his right arm is from the suburbs

I want this bit to last for 3 hours

I can't even buy a donut at Tim Horton's after smoking weed without fucking up the order lol

coming down rn. I feel this

So on point lmao

“hello today”

It's offensive to me that this guy took psychedelics in such a ridiculous way. I know I'm not supposed to be narrow minded about how to use them, but man, this just feels wrong.

one time I tried to buy a drink trippin dingaling and I didn’t know what to do so I handed the lady everything in my hands and said what do I do

Tripping is good , till u realise your in a reality that you were never you and that was never that :o then the rabbit hole begins yet never end. Then the shrooooms wear out several anticipating hours

Isn't he Terrance McKenna?

This is a really accurate description

Way back in the day my friends and I were out of our minds on some really good visual acid...just plain looking red squares but MY GOD that shit melted our brains. So were all hanging out in the garage and getting bored...so we decide to go on a quest, as people on acid tend to do. So with no concept of time, we take off walking..."hey, lets go see a movie" a great idea! So we take off, walking the mile or so to the local theater. We get there and not a soul there. Panic. What's going on? There's no one here? So as were standing around in the parking lot like a bunch of idiots, we try to justify why there's no one here...nuclear attack? Hostage situation? Zombies? About that time, a local cop rolls up on us and soon we find out the reason to the lack of moviegoers...its 4am. Oh shit...the cop starts asking us questions and we all hold it together ...except my one dickhead friend who decides this injustice WILL NOT STAND. He starts arguing with the cop asking him "what's it to you, puppet?" and "your just a pawn!" ...Christ...I can almost feel the nightstick getting ready to crack our skulls. Cop pulls us closer and says "what the fuck is wrong with him?" and somehow we convince the officer he's mentally challenged and don't take him seriously. Cop somehow lets us go and we hitail it back to the safety of our boring garage... Much better than being off our gourds in a jail cell. Whee!

Small soldiers anyone?

Not a veteran tripper I guess I can do anything lol with ease

Hello today

And every time ur trying to do something you just keep forgetting what’s going on and talking about other stuff

Ya thanks. I'm pretty sure you have had some sort of trip, that's really not how it works though

David Cross has most definitely tripped his balls off... I like inside like the concept of inside I get it, Hello today!! , and the way he hides his face when he's stuck in the C battery loop is all 100% accurate as fuck 😂😂

ive tripped so many times, over the years they've all sort of blended together. one of my best experiences tho was the time me and my friend laughed so hard, we both peed while laughing. not our pants, but while laughing, literally walked to the edge of the patio, peed, and came back. we did this one after the other, and continued laughing well after we both peed. i didnt think i was ever gonna stop, shit was just too god damn funny. dont think any laugh will ever surpass that one.

totally nailed the time and money concept being absent while tripping

100% accurate. One time I had to go to rite aid at like 1am for something while tripping, and they volunteered me to go in, and when I got to the register, the older cashier lady knew immediately I was on something lol (lsd), and she said something to comfort me and be playful like "it's okay I won't tell anyone hehe" and I looked her dead in the eyes with a straight face and said "oh I know you won't." And she looked horrified, I got the hell outta there and didn't go back for like a week lol

As an experienced acid taker, I'd say roughly 60% of this is fact. The rest is just an act of his imagination.

That is too accurate

I smoked a bowl of 40x extract of Salvia. I wouldn't recommend it.

Hahhhhhhahaha. I tried to buy hamburgers but they didn't understand me. Another time i just gave them 8 bucks or so and they understood cheeseburgers. 39 cent cheeseburgers were an amazing deal. Thats when they got busted for putting addictive ingredients into the food.