how virgin can i be in life? Saito:

yea, I think we've all seen the video where he is clearly shuffling faster than this. No wonder he got disqualified for stalling.

Me: Cool man but can you speed it up? We're on a clock here

His shuffling takes 3 business days

The ceiling is so interesting…………

Weird that the bottom card never changed placements for all of the side shuffles and was one of the last 2 cards to be added to stacks.

His opponent already knows he lost

Is a ritual

上見上げるのがなければ100点

Arnost Zidek, our czech player

Feels like waiting for your opponent to finish their turn in Master Duel :D

早くしろハゲ

bottom card repeating several time tho

send this video to any1 and they will think u have autism (rightfully so)

The 5-part division was insane.

Chudák Arnošt

What sleeves is he using in the video?

That other guys waiting, thats for sure 😂

this dude probably spent hours and hours practicing

Omg why

Hace todo eso para JODER al oponente. Un Warming / o una penalidad se lo merecìa. Lastima que aquellos años eran muy aceptado todo.

Come...the...fuck...on

Oh heck no I shuffle my own cards like bruh that's how you gonna be don't touch my cards 🤣 shuffle ya own crap ya snail 🐌

Yesssss

Opens triple nib😭💀

i saw the same card in the bottom 😂

That guy across from him stared through the camera at the viewer at the very end there. 😳

O mais brabo do Yu-gi-oh

I'm a patient man but I'd probably wait till the 30 second mark to say that's enough. 60 second mark is when I'd call a judge.

Bruh

Ah, I see you're playing a stall deck.

He my favorite magic player

muligan

Thats enough

This is all just mind games to throw off his opponent. Seems to be working pretty well lol

What a nightmare

The opponent: Bruh its the preliminary rounds how long are you gonna shuffle 🗿

Pidiendo pon pal cielo pai?

Not a great shuffle tbh. Bottom cards are still on bottom, top cards are still on top. Ofc in a slightly different order but, if you know generally what's on top, and that's what you want, then they're still there.

Full hand (ground)

The real housemaster of slifer red

Failed to mentioned this was x8 speed

One of the reasons I dont play competitive anymore. Shufflers like that, damn

I was into magic before I was into mtg and I never trust an overly neat and smooth shuffle

I like how the other guy is so over this guys annoying shuffling technique

Ah yes, the shuffle where you take the bottom half of your deck and merge it with ~40% of the other bottom to know the top several cards, still in palm placement, is knowing where they’ll be. So is it shuffling problems or slight of hand?

Legend has it that Saito is still shuffling to this day

That's very impressive. Looking it with a modern stand point, I think how fast hw almost do a flower as a 1st move to his shuffle and how fast and neatly he can divide 5 stacks of cards- it's very very amazing. Never seen someone do it like that and that fast

The newborn baby who was picked up by Saitou Tomoharu was completely satisfied with his life, picked up a shovel and dug out the grave.

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