Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested en mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and said it was really really good...So I'm very eager to see what is up and that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the night shift." Oh. 12 am. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night why would I stay any more than five? Why I stay any more than two-- hello.
I watch this everyday i cant live without this. it's my favorite thing of all time. One time at a christmas dinner with my family i had the insatiable urge to sing this song. When every one saw the look on my face they knew what was about to happen. In my loudest voice i said REV UP THOSE FRYERS and i heard dogs across the street barking as a result. Car alarms went off. The whole neighborhood heard me and marched towards the house with pitchforks and torches. We were surrounded. Bring him to us, or suffer, someone said on an intercom. My family gave me up instantly. With my last breath, I uttered REV UP THOSE FRYERS and i was relased from this mortal coil a happy man.