My grandad was an Italian solider who was imprisoned in Britain. I'm happy they took his condoms away from him.

FYI Guys with foreskins can't use them. They either break going on or snap and fly off. What else ya got?

Rubbers. Condoms. Prophylactics. So many ways to tag such a delicious thing and so ick.

H. Cocksworth holds the secrets to all of the world's questions nobody asked for and will continue not to ask for 😄👍.

I heard the RNC was a Grindr spermfest.

Peter Sellers wannabe. Try harder.

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2nd comment.

1st comment

thanx for the song idea (C)

There has to be a story behind this character but I choose to ignore it

This is the kind of content that youtube has been missing

let me watch my pirated movie in peace

Q: Why does your partner fake their orgasms? A: Who cares?

hahaha

What did i just watch

I wonder if they'll have dandruff-covered American cheese balls after the funeral.

I've never like Hertz since they left the donut business.

Delbert? I hear Delberts are perverts. I even know one who played a Delbert once. Total perv'.

Below me? Don't say that near a school.

I saw head-bobbing during "The Rescuers."

Rose Nylund shot one out of a cannon.

Tell the dog you like pee soup.

I may or may not be abusing my system right now.

Maybe you could get a brown-nose job.

At least OJ can rest in peace knowing his wife's killer is dead.

i thought I was your chocolate pudding fluffer.

Sweetie, Walgreens isn't a department store.

Your mustache looks like turds.

I had some little crustaceans for dinner.

I'm confused. is this a network news show?

LOL :)

Dammit. I've been leaving your PHONE NUMBER on bathroom walls. That's how I found you.

I use the darkie background mode on RU-vid.

Huh. I saw some guy getting rich this way in a porno. He was getting paid in the face.

I'm tired of the religious wars, too. Ha! Free ham sandwiches. The dilemma! Hughes is in a town called Julian... at least he was pseudonymically.

BBC forever!

Hej Hughes who’s the voice in the background ? I thought you were single ? That voice sure sounds well you know 😍🏳️‍🌈

I sat on a chocolate banana once. It took a few minutes, but eventually made a mess.

Cuck-a-doodle-doo!

Throw them out?! I just found the big one today after hiding it when I had a houseguest three years ago!

Thanks for the info you are soooo sweet!

Don't waste it on the rug.

I touched myself in an unspeakable manner after hearing about corporate merging.

Great business advice!

How dare you make fun of Queen Charles

There's a joke in here somewhere, but I'm too tired.

Prigozhin sounds like a perscription ointment you rub on hemorrhoids.

dude you a great comedian

Rocky load? See a doctor.