Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse. Lt. Uhura, report. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Analysis, Mr. Spock. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse. Medical update, Dr. McCoy. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. Starship Captain, James T. Kirk: Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse! Engine room, Mr. Scott: Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics; ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim. Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up! It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead. Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim! Ya cannot change the strength Jim of the engines. It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim. Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9. Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n! Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse. Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.
Lieutenant Uhura, Report There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, Jim Scrape’em off, Jim Analysis, Mr. Spock It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, Captain Medical Update, Dr. McCoy It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim, dead It’s worse than that, it’s physics, Jim Starship captain, James T. Kirk Ah, We come in peace, shoot to kill, men Scotty, beam me up Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9 Engine room, Mr. Scott Ye cannae (You can’t) change the laws of physics, Jim Ya cannot change the strength, Jim, of the engines Och, if I give it any more, she’ll blow, Cap’n! Ya cannot change the strength, Jim, of the engines It’s worse than that, it’s physics, Jim Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9 Och, if I give it any more, she’ll blow, Cap’n!
"Boldly going forward 'cuz we can't find reverse." That's a good reason to "boldly go forward". 1:49 Oxymoron LOL I used to hear this song on the radio when I was little. I finally got a compilation with it in the mid 90s.
Before anyone downvotes or comments on the spelling - remember OP was 11 when he made this, and transcribed it by hand! Must have been a true trekker kid like I was when I first heard it on Dr. Demento.
I don't know what makes me love that song I think it's there voices and the theme trying to find caption Kirk HA H ALIKE THIS VIDEO WITH LYRICS ITS GREAT
Okay... How did you miss EVERY TIME that Spock says, "Not as we know it, Captain." That's part of the joke. "Captain" doesn't even come close to rhyming with "Jim" which is why the composer inserted it as a comedic break. Have some respect for the artist!
I think my life has all concentrated, coiling, writhing, right at this point. And once I heard this song, all the energy of my life spread out across the universe. My life is completer, I'm going to go drink the Kool-Aid.
This song makes me feel like... | | | V V V Space, the Final frontier, these are the voyages of the sta... *Goes to warp* Dam it, now we got to do the fucking scene over again!
Cyn McCollum I did this when I was 11 xD By listening to it over & over again I managed to type out the lyrics, so my apologies if there are any errors.