polymorphist's jest

⚡ 💎 ⚡ 💎 [Intro: Gunna] Aimin' at a date, aimin' at a Wraith, aimin' at a date, mm✨🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦✨ Aimin' at a date, aimin' at a Wraith, aimin' at a date, mmh✨💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️✨ Aimin' at a date, aimin' at a Wraith, aimin' at a date, mmh✨💎⚡💎⚡💎⚡💎⚡💎⚡💎⚡💎✨ Aimin' at a date, aimin' at a Wraith, aimin' at a date ✨🏦⚓🏦⚓🏦⚓🏦💫⚓🏦⚓🏦⚓🏦⚓🏦✨ [Verse 1:Superboy Kenzino] Shit, me, Gunna, and Wheezy, that's a tailed beast Saves Rubberk.Luffy 24h12m better than shanks💎✨ I fucks wit them Stars, them female ones💎🚁💎🪄 Every time I pretend, it earns Kenzino his girls💎✨ Will be in a Royce, We Gon see better space 'Bouta fuck a brain 🧑🏼‍💻🧑‍🏫, Benz never sads Me Sharingan only💎💕⚡ Kenzino and Love ⚡🏦✨💫 my nuts could save your life [Verse 2: Superboy Kenzino] Bitch, drink my nut cause it's like gold💎🔱💎 I was fucked up broke, had to reinstate (Uh-huh) Look and see I'm straight✨💎⚡💎⚡💎⚡🦸🏽‍♂️✨ Me, Sex, and Wave got birthday cake (So hard✨) Gang keeps an A💕K These niggas play games like arcade (Uh-huh) Pull up in a Porsche💎🚊💎🚊💎🚊💎🚊💎🚊💎 If you're unloyal, had to part ways (Uh-huh) [Verse 3: Kenzino] I drip on my dawg's stage I brought this shit down even at the Barclays (Uh-huh) I fucked her so good we Gon see diamonds 💕💎✨ I ran it up, fillin' my loves safe (⚡💎👰🏻💜🥷🏾💎⚡) Cashed out on some dark Ye's✨🔱⚡🥷🏾⚡🔱✨ You niggas was taught to follow the way (Uh-huh) I made another 💎💵Millie💶💎 today 💎⚡✨💫 stalkin' my pages only making M€ better (Uh-huh) I got a blonde & I got a brownie, hey 💎🥰💎 If I leave the spot, I go to the yacht, hey👽🚀 New Gucci stocks, cover her twat, hey Givenchy socks, dress up the spot, hey Jeepers creepers, they got Me measles, ⚡💪🏽⚡✨ bank,bought Us💕a rose gold shank,yeah 💎🚿💎🚿💎 No realer than this Dunk with the assist, we hit us a lick (Lick) ✨💎🕸️💎🕸️💎🕸️💎🕸️💎🕸️💎🕸️💎🕸️💎💎 I went and got rich, my necklace glist' (Yeah) Two hundred a fist One hundred my 🏦👰🏻💕🥷🏾💎, I'm real as it get ✨💎⚜️💎⚜️💎⚜️💎⚜️💎⚜️💎⚜️💎⚜️💎⚜️💎✨ Talkin' that shit, Kenzino gonna earn 4 lambos If They hit up my mans They got caught down bad, I want some revenge They shut them Kenzino enemies down again Need cash in my bank or pull up in a Brinks. [Chorus: Superboy Kenzino] Kenzino, worths 3 three-tailed beast My love got saved by a three-tailed beast That gain Us made a few Millions of euros ✨⚔️⚡ ⚔️💎⚡⚔️💎⚡⚔️💎⚡⚔️💫🏦⚔️🏦⚔️🏦🔱✨ Just 'cause I listen don't mean I debate, uh I don't got no time to be late I don't got no time to lose🏦⚡💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️⚡🏦 Hey, the six tailed constantly Us💕 dodging the heavy blows🛡️💎⚡🛡️💎⚡💎🛡️⚡💎🛡️⚡💎🛡️⚡💎🛡️ The world might be a cage,the Planet of Apes helps constantly keep the family straight We know what it takes, the SuperBoy Kenzino , uh I done gained a whole millions of dollars again I'm not chubby, my pockets growing richer Got racks all inside the safe ⚡💎🧑🏼‍💻💕🥷🏾💎⚡ If I run out of space, still paid out of state [Verse 4: Super Kenzino] Top off the Benz,keeps granting Me trillion smiles 🙏🏽 It's drivin' itself, hit the gas and it goes wild 🎡💎✨ I had her bent inside the room and fucked her so good She blessed The holy Spirit 3hundreds couple times better than pornstarz did💎🎡⚡💎🎡⚡💎🎡⚡💎 I had to sprint all way to the end 💎🚀💎🚀💎🚀💎 C and the future got better and brighter even than the Suns step each steps better and happier⚜️🏦😈🏦😈🏦😈⚡😈🏦😈⚡😈🏦😈⚡😈🏦😈⚡✨⚜️ My dates are sponsored by Wraith and peugeot I'm dodging the rain and I'm dodging the hate I don't need a pass 'cause I'm not in school You playin', Alice might get lovier and more familiar Kenzino with each desires better faster⛲💎💕⛲💎 My diamonds gon' dance, they come and enhance My dick in her, satisfies her better ×888888 They spends sixty bands if they tryna diss Us 👰🏻💕🥷🏾 The paperwork in, my CEO-D is safe YSL, always pays double 🏦✨🕸️🏦✨🕸️🏦✨🕸️🏦✨🕸️🏦✨🕸️🏦✨🕸️🔱 I show you around like I Spy🏦🚁🏦🚁💎🚁💎🦸🏽‍♂️💎 This city is mine 'til I FLY, ah Patek the SUPERBOY K, ah Soon up, we party at your spot, ah Perfectly aim for the top, ah Fuckin' lil fat ass 'til she married Kenzino yeah Yeah, just look at these rocks, uh Lil' mama got top, it's wet as a mop, whoa I got a better view ✨💎🧿⚡💎🧿⚡💎🧿⚡💎✨ It's knock knock zoom, he on the way out Got too many vibes🪄💎🪄💎🪄💎🪄💎🪄💎🪄💎 I'm gon' free my cousin, I won't let him suffer You sent me a dyke Kenzino fucked her so good, I got her back right It's locked, and she got shark jaws But I never want the key to the heart, nah She say my music art wanna be my Muse And love it when I'm close to her 💎💕💎 We really going to the top 💎🚀💎🚀💎🚀💎🚀💎 My shit flowin', so I keep earning plenty of bars [Chorus: SUPERBOYKENZINO] Kenzino, worths 3 three-tailed beast My love got saved by a three-tailed beast That gain Us made a few Millions of euros ✨⚔️⚡ ⚔️💎⚡⚔️💎⚡⚔️💎⚡⚔️💫🏦⚔️🏦⚔️🏦🔱✨ Just 'cause I listen don't mean I debate, uh I don't got no time to be late I don't got no time to lose🏦⚡💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️⚡🏦 Hey, the six tailed constantly Us💕 dodging the heavy blows🛡️💎⚡🛡️💎⚡💎🛡️⚡💎🛡️⚡💎🛡️⚡💎🛡️ The world might be a cage,the Planet of Apes helps constantly keep the family straight We know what it takes, the SuperBoy Kenzino , uh I done gained a whole millions of dollars again I'm not chubby, my pockets growing richer Got racks all inside the safe ⚡💎🧑🏼‍💻💕🥷🏾💎⚡ If I run out of space, still paid out of state [Outro: Gunna] Aimin' at a date, aimin' at a Wraith, aimin' at a date, mm✨🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦🎡🏦✨ Aimin' at a date, aimin' at a Wraith, aimin' at a date, mmh✨💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️💎🌪️✨ Aimin' at a date, aimin' at a Wraith, aimin' at a date, mmh✨💎⚡💎⚡💎⚡💎⚡💎⚡💎⚡💎✨ Aimin' at a date, aimin' at a Wraith, aimin' at a date ✨🏦⚓🏦⚓🏦⚓🏦💫⚓🏦⚓🏦⚓🏦⚓🏦✨

On point

I mean, everything EXCEPT the gameplay was amazing 😂😂😂

HARDCORE DUDE SHIT 😂

Now south park need to poke around how shitty Hasbro have been.

Can't believe this episode is already almost 10 years old...

"Rofl this is soooo accurate." Tell us more about how you've never touched a TCG in your entire life. South Park is such trash.

That was some serious dude sh!t

the autistic kid shuffling his cards nonstop for no reason is infuriatingly accurate

My man couldn't have attacked with a newly summoned creature. Didn't have haste.

LOLOLOLOL!

Dude this WHOLE episode is hilarious btw 😂

So is Matt or Trey the Magic fan?

There r so many funny comments about how accurate the match is. But it sounds like people that never played the game and only ever half watched. Such as very very rarely did any cards allow u to target specific ones, when u attacked it was the player ur attack targets and they r the one who decides if they take it or block with 1 able to block or if able play another card to act. There was no mention of life points which must reach or drop below 0 for most games to end minus the rare card that must b removed from play to let the game end. Was also funny how they have such a short game with so few cards in play esp the land that powered everything. Only 5/6 on both sides wow. I played so many that couldn't finish and a couple that ended cause the library was depleted to nothing. Those r the epic ones😊

No idea what going on but I like it.

Yep it’s official the white males have truly fallen off 😂😂

kenny might be the poorest but in terms of skill he pretty much is great at everything. MTG, video games, etc etc....kid has talent

Instants.

I'm still surprised that Kenny of all people has the money to play Magic The Gathering, it's why I stopped playing. Now my poor Meren commander deck is just sitting there gathering dust

Is this to parody Yu-Gi-Oh?

A rare moment when they're actually friends and kids

I think i'm stupid, because i never played competitive yugioh and understand everything thats happens, but if you show me any Magic thing i will get lost, and for this day, i can't understand a single word thay happens im this episode

Like if you hate blue players

Yeah the boys have things better to do

how can he afford that deck...

Un ironically i would go to an event like this. Im a nerd for games.

In school kids were about Yu-Gi-Oh I was mostly about magic the gathering

Imagine Kenny playing against boogie2988

…the absolute CARNAGE. 💀

The funniest part has to be the poorest member of the boys being the best at such an unreasonably expensive hobby

got to love how he attacked with his newly summoned creature who has trample but not haste lol

0:43 newly summon? It cant attack, it doesnt have haste

That grown-ass child 🤣🤣🤣

Yall geeks lol jk

I believe that Kenny genuinely has skills at the game. He was able to make a move in less than 5 seconds, and almost as if he planned for his opponent to fall for his trap. Oh my god! Kenny killed them! Wait a minute...

I asked my brother if he wanted to come to a draft with me and he sent me this. Jokes on him he went so hes just a big of a nerd.

Hay dos cosas que salen de la boca de Pedro Pool: estupideces y mierda.

What! You can't play an enchantment at instant speed, it didn't have flash!

0:41 - Kenny has 3 lands tapped, how did they untap?

If it only has trample and not haste, it cannot attack upon summon

It’s not even real, but I can smell that room all the way here.

As a non magic the gathering player i've always wondered if this is actually something that can happen in game and not just bs Tbf i havent watched the full episode so im not even sure if its even magic the gathering

Lol is it odd that Kenny is the poor one but he’s always the one who have the newest game and toy

If only Magic the Gathering was fun

NooooOOOoo

There is awesome game with Turbo Gum you have to flip 2pictures to win!!! East Europe biggest game ever!!! TURBO DUEL

The whole part of the opponent trying to dissuade kenny from attack by saying “but i can block that with uprooted minotaur”

Im surprised South Park havent referenced Yu-Gi-Oh! yet.

There's hardcore dude shit to watch, lol.