Bloke walks into a bar with his dog. The barman hollers at him "Oi! You can't have your dog in here!". The bloke responds "But this is no ordinary dog. Anytime Richo takes a mark, the dog does a backflip." The barman says "Ok, this I've gotta see!" and changes the tv over to the Richmond game. Richo takes a hanger, the dog does a backflip. The barman says "That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does it do when Richo kicks a goal?" "Dunno, I've only had it 7 years."