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Hey! I'm Jonathan Schrantz and welcome to my second channel. Here you'll find me playing random games and doing silly chess stuff that doesn't belong on the main channel.

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This is Silly Good…
30:09
2 часа назад
I Think You'll Like This...
27:12
4 часа назад
One-Point Africa IRONPOT!
45:57
7 часов назад
This is IMPOSSIBLE to Win... or is it?
20:59
9 часов назад
Games Like This Make Me Feel UNSTOPPABLE!
23:35
12 часов назад
UNBEATABLE Supermax Center Cap!
28:15
14 часов назад
I'm the Noob That Always Caps Next to You
46:57
16 часов назад
Sometimes Everything Goes Right...
21:28
19 часов назад
This is Too Easy...
34:30
21 час назад
They Didn't See This Coming!
45:46
День назад
I Took the MEME BONUS!
25:58
День назад
This Guy Had It Coming...
39:15
День назад
High-Level Plays on Supermax Prison!
56:06
14 дней назад
Is This Guy a Genius or a Noob?
46:16
14 дней назад
This Guy Thought He Could Ruin My Game...
1:52:51
14 дней назад
Going All-In for a Turn 1 Bonus!
33:00
14 дней назад
I Went 80 Minutes WITHOUT A CAP!
2:03:35
14 дней назад
ALL SIX CAPS on the Same Side!
29:22
14 дней назад
RARE CENTER BLIZZARD on Supermax Prison!
30:47
21 день назад
This Never Happens...
30:31
21 день назад
The PERFECT Deadliest Trap
31:18
21 день назад
I Didn't Realize It Was an Expert+ Lobby...
1:15:50
21 день назад
Why Isn't This Map More Popular?
29:12
21 день назад
This is Too Good to Be True!
12:05
28 дней назад
Комментарии
@syx3s
@syx3s 2 часа назад
if that's greens highest ranked account that was some pretty dang good play.
@tau93
@tau93 6 часов назад
at 4:33, you rolled a 7 on 3 Attacker lost 6 Defender lost 0 the odds of the defender having perfect dice in True Random are 3.8% (1 in 26)
@TakeOffGoAround
@TakeOffGoAround 7 часов назад
If there were Stockfish for Risk, I wonder what it would have to say about the accuracy of this game...
@MccauleyFinnerty-oj6vu
@MccauleyFinnerty-oj6vu 7 часов назад
Alliances should definately be on for these settings
@81chimi
@81chimi 7 часов назад
Spaceport sigma saturdays!!!
@Bra-a-ains
@Bra-a-ains 8 часов назад
2nd place is not a big deal for those of us who don't care about our ranking and just want to have fun. Regardless, I enjoy watching you play this map. No fog is nice so we can see what is going on.
@90DegreesAngle_
@90DegreesAngle_ 8 часов назад
20.06 missing the white kill giving you another trade in is crazy
@Sushigh0st
@Sushigh0st 9 часов назад
31:51 red was hoping for a cap run I think, low odds but I might consider doing the same
@primekrunkergamer188
@primekrunkergamer188 5 часов назад
no way he would get a cap run he would have to split his troops after cap hitting in true random thats garbage play when you have guaranteed second place
@Sushigh0st
@Sushigh0st 5 часов назад
@@primekrunkergamer188 it’s true random you never know, there’s a universe where it works
@duncanmitch8088
@duncanmitch8088 4 часа назад
​@@primekrunkergamer188red should absolutely go for the cap run, if he won it he wouldve remembered the sin for a long time, if he loses then the difference in points being 3rd rather than 2nd is minimal
@merlinthe7a312
@merlinthe7a312 9 часов назад
Hi and well played! What are you talking about horseshoe? Didn't you see, it's the millenium falcon? 😉
@TreeCamper
@TreeCamper 9 часов назад
Good morning VC 🌞
@MarkWiseTechno
@MarkWiseTechno 10 часов назад
29:55 I think it would've been a bit better to put everything on cap and hit the green 180 stack perhaps. You were really focused on getting through the 120, but hitting the 180 and breaking green that way was probably a better play, and I'm sure you would've had enough left to continue guarding the god cap against red. Not a huge difference in how long the game took, but probably a little more optimal.
@wahnsihansi
@wahnsihansi 7 часов назад
yeah but you don't have the cap bonus then.
@davidholland4713
@davidholland4713 10 часов назад
Fun and perilous settings. The long-term cap and the yoink cap put you in a strong position and as usual nobody messed with you until it was too late, then decided to throw away their game. Typical ranked, and with no fog we get to see all the noobery in its full glory. Well played.
@Gary-zt9cp
@Gary-zt9cp 10 часов назад
18:00 white takes green's cap?😊
@user-iv5hc7rj7k
@user-iv5hc7rj7k 10 часов назад
23:00 orange lost his cap
@Gary-zt9cp
@Gary-zt9cp 10 часов назад
gm GM
@Bartwariat
@Bartwariat 10 часов назад
I love this map.
@charambe9945
@charambe9945 11 часов назад
Why wouldnt you take the bonuses behind you? Free troops no? I know its true random but they cant break
@vezquex
@vezquex 10 часов назад
Saves cards for progressive bonus in case he gets card blocked.
@Cooolman619
@Cooolman619 11 часов назад
Its always interesting to see players who are moments away from 2nd place and decide to throw it away on a bad cap roll.
@duncanmitch8088
@duncanmitch8088 4 часа назад
Who cares about 2nd place? Just risk it for the bisquit and go for the cap run. Points difference between 2nd and 3rd is minimal
@Me1le
@Me1le 11 часов назад
GM GM and GG like the true random though I think fog would make the setting even better
@hustler3of4culture3
@hustler3of4culture3 14 часов назад
Your comedy is on point in this one. 😂
@ladnavar
@ladnavar 15 часов назад
25:47 nice Trump impression 😂
@NigaAbushumu
@NigaAbushumu 22 часа назад
Calvary=pony😂😂😂
@zorination
@zorination 23 часа назад
Noob blunders winning position like 5 turns in a row.
@AtomicAndi
@AtomicAndi День назад
Epic energy on this one Maybe twitch is more fun after all
@cainantor414
@cainantor414 День назад
Vampire Chickisms "I'm pretty sure this guy is a grandmaster": "Take a card and pass/ Stacking their cap like a GM/ "Wait one turn? Thats GM thinking/ Only a GM would wait a turn" = 2 "Wait, this isnt chess": = 0 "I love this": = 0 Thumbs down 👎 break alliance = 0 That (continent/bonus) is (not) for me (opponent)/ This is mine = 2 (Remember me) Johnny yoink-ya-cap (Strikes again) / "Johnny take-a-bonus"/ "Johnny slow-roll" = 5 The BOAT \ best to ever do it = 0 I'm a psycho/ Tycho Psychopath = 2 The Slippery snake shake and bake/ "Sneaky Snake" = 1 Get Toasted = 0
@ehabfahmiehab
@ehabfahmiehab День назад
LOL funniest risk game ever thank you so much
@Apparition-hl1vv
@Apparition-hl1vv День назад
THE KING RETURNS
@pietroconstantino4848
@pietroconstantino4848 День назад
Need a five minute cool down on joining new games if you bot. Each time you bot adds an extra minute. Eac game you finish removes a minute.
@manolocordovez9323
@manolocordovez9323 День назад
I have been watching your videos and been learning, started playing about 2 months ago, closo to be a Grand master thanks to you , Pete and Kylie’s. Thanks for sharing bro!
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken День назад
That's awesome. Keep it up!
@sean3533
@sean3533 День назад
The bot out problem can be solved quite easily. You bot out, you lose as much ELO as you would for taking last place. Then you can set your lobbies to intermediate plus and the botters never make it out of beginner.
@a_wild_Kirillian
@a_wild_Kirillian День назад
I'm glad we've gotten to see this. It was entertaining just right =)
@BornInOz
@BornInOz День назад
Sir Jonathan of Schranz, Lord of the Bots🤣🤣
@Th4tGuy
@Th4tGuy День назад
You should have botted after green so all the bots could decide their one true king.
@davidholland4713
@davidholland4713 День назад
Legendary cap run against bots. Next time, surely your 3 caps hold strong.
@davidholland4713
@davidholland4713 День назад
No, 6v3 cap roll in balanced blitz is 61% according to the Risk blitz calculator. Remember, in manual they only have to take some troops off in one 3d v 3d roll, and you then only get 1 or 2 dice and they're odds on. 3 caps are not strong, who knew?
@Goreganacher
@Goreganacher День назад
69th like ;)
@louisianaman1981
@louisianaman1981 День назад
Best game I've seen in awhile
@TreeCamper
@TreeCamper День назад
Good morning VC 🌞 Fixed command base. 🤔 😎 Dad sneezes 😂
@joakrage3972
@joakrage3972 День назад
My guess is pink had connection issues
@viksox13
@viksox13 День назад
I was having connection problems where I would drop out of matches. Turned out it was VPN causing the problem. Turned it off and had no more drops. But toxic playing opponents made me drop the game
@a_wild_Kirillian
@a_wild_Kirillian День назад
Who plays games with VPN turned on? Unless it's an unpopular paid option, it would be rather unstable. Glad you've figured it out, though.
@MarkWiseTechno
@MarkWiseTechno День назад
Pink bot-out made no sense. I was ready to give green mad props, but then they bitched out too. SMG needs to directly address the bot-out problem. Lots of other online multi-player games have measures to punish intentional disconnects and quitting and incentivize staying in the game even when you have no chance. Start docking players 1000 rank points for every game they join and don't finish. Restrict ppl who leave or disconnect too frequently to a separate server where they can only play with each other. Implement temporary bans. There are so many options available for SMG to fix this, and their continued failure to do any of those things is really unacceptable.
@galois6569
@galois6569 День назад
I think some sort of Karma system would be good. Could also be based on other other bad form behavior or be less harsh for those who stick in the game longer. It could be an option when starting a game to restrict to people over a certain karma rating.
@TakeOffGoAround
@TakeOffGoAround День назад
This is the true zombie mode, where each turn a new player becomes a soulless automaton, until you're the only human player left. Chilling to watch...
@saidshaher6766
@saidshaher6766 День назад
✨️"A group of Highly skilled bots"✨️ 😂 u made my day🩵
@tau93
@tau93 День назад
East Cross, a territory held by black at the beginning, is a one point hold on 3 bonuses!
@AtomicAndi
@AtomicAndi День назад
That's GM talk 😂
@Gary-zt9cp
@Gary-zt9cp День назад
gm GM
@vampirechicken
@vampirechicken День назад
Good morning!
@Bongolala909
@Bongolala909 День назад
20 views in 26 seconds, bro fell off
@behavior2836
@behavior2836 День назад
Just for this video and its ending, I watched the ending ads
@remcovanhartevelt588
@remcovanhartevelt588 День назад
You could have taken the +5 with a double cap lock
@outkast506
@outkast506 День назад
Al Tor likes this settings and the same cap. Played him 2 days ago same exact cap and settings
@jameskline1104
@jameskline1104 2 дня назад
Wow! My favorite band! HO ON!