In the Japanese commercial, Sienna (my OC) is the lead singer upon being the lead heroine of Super Mario RPG. She's also the entertainer in the English commercial, instead of a random elder.
90's American game commercials were made by people who knew nothing about video games. It's got a castle, magic and horses or some shit? Yeah make all the text ye olde English.
I honestly had no idea there was even a Lightning item in Super Mario Kart lol. I feel like you could play the whole game without encountering that thing once
Krew:(laughing and throwing the random fruits) Mr puzzle: what are you doing kiddies? Eddy: throwing the fruits with kids (throws the banana) Zeena:(throws the orange) Kevin:(on the fence with tape) uhh kids doombox just use the tape somehow Nazz: yeah but-(the face was on her grapes) they wouldn’t Ed: I HAVE A WATERMELON MISTER!!! Master zik: ed no-! Ed:(throws to kids with the watermelon) Bittergiggle: so Ed’s can you go home? Eddy: yeah yeah yeah we should go home Ed: and I’m gonna eat gravy *laugh* Rolf: excuse me mr jimmy Jimmy: what’s wrong Rolf? Rolf: I’m out of jujubes jimmy! Jimmy: then I got bag of jujubes now here you go!(places on Rolf plastic plate) Rolf: thanks jimmy! Jimmy: your welcome Kids krew deadly six wren crew and gobb 1-7: JUJUBES?!? Rolf: what? Hmm? JUJUBES?!?!? Eddy: we’re the heck did you have a bag of jujubes?! Jimmy: what are you talking about? Queen bouncelia: and look! A paint scatter boots! Ed: and I smell something Jimmy: yes! It was me i did! Zazz:(qasp) jimmy what the heck is that for?! Edd: and jimmy why did you do that? Jimmy: because I got revenge Zavok: wait revenge-? Eddy: REVENGE?! The heck is that for!? Jimmy: cuz i know what you did something! Zor: wedgie? Zomom: yeah it was funny! Everyone: *laughing* Jimmy: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!! I wanted know why I got revenge because Sarah gave me wedgie and it was that moment… *bird chirp and harmony broke* i finally got revenge…until Sarah got mad because she will ask mom so I steal the paint brush and she said… Nazz: where is the paint brush? Sarah: wait nazz ed-! I mean krew! Jimmy: bingo…and I got the tissue so I rob planks mouth and I put my tissue on Kevin pocket after a while i use the Hockey the name is boopkins and I ad on the heart Margaretcat: wait hold up what is that? Jimmy: everyone won’t find out it was me and I use the acorn and I kidnapp 3 characters zeena Jonny and Luigi and I put some random jujubes and I wear a safety clothes because 12 won’t beat me up and they said hi 12 Twelve: hmm MAA! Jimmy: AHHH! and the 12 won’t beat me up and I ask them and the 12 splits on her hand and I put some jujubes and krew thinks they know about we’re does the jujubes follow and I pull my hair and I ask everyone they found krew Krew: AAAAHHHH!!! *close the door shutly* Everyone:(asking to open the door) Jimmy:*laughing and her story end* isn’t right guys? Hahahahaha! Sarah and eddy:(growls) YOU- Edd: genius! Sarah and eddy: what? Edd: i know Sarah gave jimmy wedgie bc that’s why jimmy got revenge! Ed:(hears the tummy getting hungry) can we eat the food? Kevin: wait kids JIMMY CAN WE GET DOWN FROM THERE AND ARE WE GONNA EAT NOW?!?! ed: yeah! Edd: Jimmy the kids wants to eat! Zazz: and this time-! Jimmy: QUIET PEOPLE!!!!!!! I have something doombox *flicks her finger* Doombox: should I beat up the kids? Jimmy: yes Doombox: oh ok NOW IM GONNS BEAT YOU UP KIDDIES! Kevin: oh no! Nazz: eeeeeekk! Kids: AAHHHHHHH!!!! Everyone: *laughing* Eddy: also should we go home? Jimmy: of course you do zeena: ok thanks *the episodes end*
I love how hard Nintendo has backpedaled from their poor portrayal of Samus in Other M, Dread is really the most badass we’ve seen her. I really like how a common theme of these commercials is calling the player/Samus herself the greatest weapon/biggest threat
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