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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that's just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects. Beware they don’t hold back.
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@Blackwidow88951
@Blackwidow88951 2 часа назад
Only just found you guys .. 😫 absolutely lovin the podcast👌 Had a shitty week but watching you has helped so much ❤ Luke.. you are 🔥 😜 Please never change when you blow up.. keep going! 💪
@justjoe5863
@justjoe5863 5 часов назад
Not me going back and re-watching every episode 👀 😂
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 13 часов назад
Air con 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 i can't comment at every funny thing, but this one was FAR from depressing to listen to even if that was the topic
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 13 часов назад
The whole 300 saga 🤣🤣🤣 BLIMEY 🤣🤣🤣
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 13 часов назад
Fucking hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pete said now were going at it in a gay way ...i start laughing knowing that Luke was about to pause 😂😂😂😂
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 13 часов назад
You are proper going through all the eps ain’t ya Casey!😁❤️👊🏽👊🏼
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 13 часов назад
@LukeandPetePodcast I definitely am ❤️ where do you advertise your tour dates?
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 13 часов назад
We haven’t started yet, but we will have them on the episodes and on the patreon x
@isaac-jt4bd
@isaac-jt4bd 16 часов назад
You guys are hilarious, been binging all your episodes for the past week and will be joining on Patreon! Love from Aus keep it up lads 🤞🤞
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 16 часов назад
Thank you! We’ll be expecting you 🫡👊🏼❤️😁👊🏽
@JVsGalacticAdventures
@JVsGalacticAdventures День назад
I'm convinced Pete is an Alien 😂
@harmanrooprai5942
@harmanrooprai5942 День назад
If I ever need a pep talk I'm calling these guys lmao
@jamesdawson2393
@jamesdawson2393 День назад
Complaining about racism in South Africa because somebody made a joke Isn’t the same as being deliberately targeted as a white farmer and being murdered because of the colour of your skin.. not only that, but it’s also government approved and supported. Obviously the history in SA with apartheid was despicable and wrong, and of course some people living there will still have a racist attitude, but let’s not pretend it only goes one way. 30 year old white person in SA haven’t done anything to anybody, they played no part in past atrocities, yet they are the ones having land stolen and their lives taken simply because they’re white. The people who reply with “it serves them right” or “they’re getting what they deserve” are just as racist and simple minded as the people who insisted on segregation.
@jamesdawson2393
@jamesdawson2393 День назад
Luke trying desperately to not piss off his liberal audience members 😂 Pete doesn’t give a shit lol
@Aaronjm13
@Aaronjm13 2 дня назад
As soon as the half brother half sister dilemma question came up, I knew Pete was gonna struggle, I was in full tears watching his face trying to work it out
@Carpo19
@Carpo19 2 дня назад
Started watching from tiktok and Pete made me spit my coffee all over my phone 🤣 love the pod lads keep it up💯
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 2 дня назад
Nice one Aidan! Welcome to the party, thanks for tuning into the full pod 👊🏼👊🏽❤️
@mdehlavi
@mdehlavi 2 дня назад
Pete you are right.....if two objects are dropped at the same time, regardless of shape and mass, they will reach the ground at the same time IF and ONLY IF there is no air resistance. Like if it's dropped in a vacuum. Not just from the Eiffel Tower, because there will be air resistance. So a booger, a feather, and bricks will fall at different speeds and hit the ground at different times if just randomly dropped at the same time from the Eiffel Tower. Also - terminal velocity means the maximum speed an object can obtain as it falls, determined by its size, mass, shape, weight, and air resistance. Therefore, all objects have different terminal velocities. But great stuff nonetheless. You were definitely close, and 100% hilarious. 😂😂
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 2 дня назад
Thanks man! Glad you understand I am not scientist!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 unlike everyone else!
@getabs6227
@getabs6227 2 дня назад
😂😂😂
@sophie6621
@sophie6621 2 дня назад
Munveer was on love island just.... not for very long 😭🤣
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 2 дня назад
Exactly
@halfbaked413
@halfbaked413 2 дня назад
here's a comment
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 2 дня назад
Thanks for that
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 2 дня назад
I'm not shitting on the guy for taking drugs, I'm shitting on him for buying a card machine 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I just can't cope 😂😂😂😂
@123MansonsBride
@123MansonsBride 3 дня назад
I had a lot of learning from books when I was young and they really dont explain a lot. I ended up asking infront of a whole sex ed class "How do you know when to disconnect" like it was some kind of plug in an outlet situation. 😂
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
Oh my god no way!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s amazing
@123MansonsBride
@123MansonsBride 3 дня назад
​@@LukeandPetePodcast Just became a patreon sheetster, my family wont hear from me for a week now while I catch up on the great content. 😃
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
That’s so nice of you ❤️👊🏼👊🏽 thank you so much for supporting your boys, we appreciate you 🥰😁
@christancred101
@christancred101 3 дня назад
Found your podcast a little over a week ago. But I’ve gone back and started from episode 1 because I didn’t want to miss out on all the great conversation! Currently on ep33 and catching up, but wanted to leave some love. Both of you are so funny, but deliver in different ways. I think hundreds of friends think they could do a podcast together and make it interesting but this is what success looks like. Looking forward to this episode when I catch up.
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
Chris, this is a lovely message man thank you. Glad you are enjoying it and binging into the backlog!❤️👊🏼👊🏽 respect man thank you, we appreciate it
@KanezaMac
@KanezaMac 3 дня назад
The language with the click is called “Xhosa” from South Africa. Btw that was hilarious lol
@user-yl2bq6ln5d
@user-yl2bq6ln5d 3 дня назад
Bladwin!! 😂😂 nah I can’t breathe!! Pete you’re hilarious
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
🤣🤣🤣 thanks
@user-yl2bq6ln5d
@user-yl2bq6ln5d 3 дня назад
Bladwin!! 😂😂 nah I can’t breathe!! Pete you’re hilarious
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
True innit…Bladwin
@salmaj2016
@salmaj2016 3 дня назад
22:55 I live for that grinch smile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
I’ll do it more often 😌
@KanezaMac
@KanezaMac 3 дня назад
Can you bring charlotte? I would love to see you two interact even if for a few minutes
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
When we reach 1,000,000 patreon subs she said she’ll come on…never for nothing else less than that will she for the life of her ever show her face on an episode unless that happens, sadly 😌. I’ve tried, but honestly, 1,000,000 patreon subs or nothing…and the way you lot are going we’ll be dead before that, so…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve tried to convince her, I promise you, I’ve tried. But that’s what it will take. We discussed it with her.
@KanezaMac
@KanezaMac 3 дня назад
@@LukeandPetePodcast oh man I wish I could but I’m cutting down on spending with this economy 😥
@thefallaeffect5371
@thefallaeffect5371 3 дня назад
Love you lot! But pete your fully wrong, terminal velocity is when something falling from a height reaches a speed where it cannot go any faster. If the brick weighs 1000 kg and the booger weighs 1g the brick will reach the ground first.
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
Yeah yeah yeah whatever
@johndeacon180
@johndeacon180 3 дня назад
This is fast becoming my favourite podcast. Big fan of 2 bears one cave but it's great to have a UK version that's even funnier!
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
Thanks John, what a compliment. Glad you are enjoying the pod ❤️👊🏼👊🏽
@sjosiah
@sjosiah 3 дня назад
"Say Less Bladge-rin" i nearly crashed my truck😭😭 Pete is not from this world😂
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dredias96
@dredias96 3 дня назад
Pete has nearly killed me 4 times now 😂😂😂 i NEED to stop listening to the pod whilst im in the gym 😂😂 Luke is also hilarious (no favouritism here🤝😂)
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
Respect ❤️👊🏼👊🏽 thank you
@KannisaA
@KannisaA 3 дня назад
Watching from Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹.... i've been binging episodes for the past week.❤❤
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
Love and respect to Trinidad and Tobago! Can’t believe you guys are tuning in all the way out there ❤️👊🏼👊🏽
@daaljones9584
@daaljones9584 3 дня назад
Skinny legs🤣
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LD-tk6oo
@LD-tk6oo 3 дня назад
Pete doesn't understand growing up in London 😂
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
Why?
@LD-tk6oo
@LD-tk6oo 3 дня назад
@LukeandPetePodcast because culture is different to calling everything roadman 🤣 I absolutely get what you mean by it but im similar to Luke where the passion for something sometimes is taken for "roadman" or "aggressive" when really we just care about the subject lol. that fire comes from living in London I think.. maybe I'm wrong 🤷‍♂️
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
No I just noticed a lot of people pretending to be something else, and it frustrates me cus I didn’t understand it, I just kept thinking, why don’t they want to be like me?😁
@LD-tk6oo
@LD-tk6oo 3 дня назад
@LukeandPetePodcast remember Pete.. Just because you don't understand something.. doesn't mean it's wrong geeza 😅 I'll be the first to say a girl couldn't ever call me "bruv" or "fam" that is impossible.. but people are raised by their environments to a certain degree. I do too believe it's cringe when big adults talk like kids.. But the way you go on sometimes is like you don't understand London culture. there's a difference between a roadman and being unapologetically from London ✌️
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
Yeah well, what can I say? That’s me 🤣
@darthgman
@darthgman 3 дня назад
Bloody hell Pete is confused. Never seen a person of colour best mates with a black person not understand colour.
@emilygolub7007
@emilygolub7007 3 дня назад
THE LADDER 🪜😂
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 3 дня назад
Omg that bit was so funny, Luke had me in stitches
@xof2642
@xof2642 4 дня назад
oh my fucking days, best episode yet. My sides are splitting LMAO
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 4 дня назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 4 дня назад
8:00 a job where you have to do something you hate doing, but you get money. You get money? Yeh? Yeah, that's like work. 😂😂😂
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 4 дня назад
OK hold on I'm laughing so much already - "takes my reality" Pete: NOT NECESSARILY... Luke continues.... OK SO SOMEONE GAVE YOU A JOB ... PETE: WHAT JOB? 😂😂😂😂 pete can never just go with the pretend situation 😂😂😂😂 I'm watching these from the start and going through all the podcasts
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 4 дня назад
❤️ glad to see you going through the old school x
@SwampNinja96
@SwampNinja96 4 дня назад
37:15 The amount of times Pete said "BOOM" in his snowboarding story😭😭😭😭 he's so descriptive💀
@jamesdawson2393
@jamesdawson2393 4 дня назад
Literally speaking nobody is the colour black it’s all shades of brown lol even the sweatiest Brother in Ethiopia has a tinge of blue about him 😂
@jamesdawson2393
@jamesdawson2393 4 дня назад
I immediately thought of a glow stick 😂
@Kirichiarella733
@Kirichiarella733 5 дней назад
Still here watching you 2! Going through a shit time and this is my DAILY comfort ❤ love to you both always ❤
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 5 дней назад
Sending love back❤️ don’t let the bad times hold you down. 🥰👊🏽👊🏼
@Carmel2010
@Carmel2010 5 дней назад
I am a little late to the channel, enjoying catching up. None stop laughing at you both, keep up the hard work. Signed up to patreon aswel 😊
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 5 дней назад
Respect for signing up to patreon carmel! As long as you arrive at the party it doesn’t matter what time you show up 😁👊🏼👊🏽❤️
@Sue_beckerx
@Sue_beckerx 5 дней назад
Don’t take this the wrong way Luke but I would love an episode of just Pete! Unfiltered Pete just ranting down the camera for 1 hr taking and complaining about whatever the f he wants 😂😂😂😂 that would be an AMAZING 🤩 episode ❤❤
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 5 дней назад
I’d never leave my boy behind…and it wouldn’t be the same on my own. I love chatting to Luke... I always say to Luke I wouldn’t have done this on my own, no need, what’s the fun in that, I’d be lonely 🙂
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 6 дней назад
I've got to stop listening whilst I'm getting ready because my mascara can't cope. "I don't think I should come back in, because I'm going to make it in hollywood" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Alicia-gx5bo
@Alicia-gx5bo 6 дней назад
Calling a calf cow child now. Also the meat from cow children is called veal… it’s delicious child meat
@GemmaDManifestation
@GemmaDManifestation 7 дней назад
😂😂
@mckylemusic
@mckylemusic 7 дней назад
Left guy is bonkers
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 7 дней назад
Stick to making music Mckyle
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 7 дней назад
I'm CRYING and I've been getting ready whilst listening/watching and now I've got to start my make up again 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 7 дней назад
🤣🤣🤣 Luke told me someone cried and I was like that’s not the response we want!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 6 дней назад
@@LukeandPetePodcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
@caseychildress8718
@caseychildress8718 7 дней назад
I think I almost died 700 times from laughing during this podcast, gem after gem, I don't know who is funnier it only works with the pair of you. I can't even type out the classic lines because there was so many 😂😂😂😂😂
@LukeandPetePodcast
@LukeandPetePodcast 7 дней назад
That’s great to hear 🤣🤣🤣 we do like to have a laugh