(The Krusty Krab restaurant, SpongeBob SquarePants bursts open the kitchen door.) スポンジ・ボブ (SpongeBob): クラビーパティはカニでできています！ (KRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRABS!!!) (The customers gasp in horror. A green fish retches and spits out his bits from his Krabby Patty.) クラブスさん (Mr. Krabs): はぁ！ クラビーパティが私の家族の秘密のレシピであることは誰もが知っています。 (Ha! Everyone knows Krabby Patties are me family's secret recipe, boy.) スポンジ・ボブ (SpongeBob): それからこれを説明してください。 (Then explain this.) (holds out a box with the label "Crab Legs" in it with some crab arms in it, and as everyone gasps at him and a box of crab legs of Carl, the night janitor, Spongebob demands to know if Mr. Krabs has fired Carl) 夜間管理人のカールを解雇したって言ってたけど、これは彼のタトゥーだよ!! (You said you fired Carl, the night janitor, but this is his TATTOO!!) (Holds a crab arm that says "Born 2 Lose" and the camera zooms in on it. Mr. Krabs grabs him by the shirt.) クラブスさん (Mr. Krabs): この黄色い野郎め！ 私はあなたを息子のように扱ってきました、坊や！ (You little yellow bastard! I've treated you like a son, me boy!) (SpongeBob pushes him aside) スポンジ・ボブ (SpongeBob): そしてそれはカニだけではありません... (And it's not just crabs,....) (turns to Squidward, eating calamari rings) イカルド！ これらのイカのリングはイカです！ (Squidward! Those calamari rings are SQUID!!!) (Squidward vomits and Mr. Krabs was disgusted to see him vomit) そしてシーチキンのサラダは？ ハッ！！ マグロ！ 海の鶏肉はマグロです！ (And your Chicken-of-the-Sea salad?! Hah!! Tuna! CHICKEN-OF-THE-SEA IS TUNA!!!) (A yellow fish gasps in horror and pushes the bowl just out of her reach. The angry customers mob around Mr. Krabs.) フランスの緑の魚 (French Green Fish): あなたは私たちに食べ物を与えてくれました！ (You fed us to us!) オレンジ色の魚 (Orange Fish): 私たちを殺すためにお金を払わせたのか？ (You let us pay you to kill us?!) (points at Mr. Krabs) スポンジ・ボブ (SpongeBob): あなたにはうんざりだ！ (You're disgusting!) クラブスさん (Mr. Krabs): いいえ！ 私はビキニボトムの最後の正直な男です! 男の子も女の子も、私たちはみんな動物です！ 共食いは自然が意図したことだ！ (No! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls! Eating each other is what nature intended!) (The customers fight him, and the camera pans away to SpongeBob.) スポンジ・ボブ (SpongeBob): (sighs) スポンジに嫌な事が起きなくて良かったです。 (I'm just glad nothing disgusting happens to a sponge.) (At a hospital, an extremely obese man sits on a bed with a nurse at his side.) 看護師 (Nurse): さて、脂肪のロールの奥深くをこすれば完了です。 (Okay, just gotta scrub deep within your rolls of fat and we're done.) (Does so, as SpongeBob abruptly pushes the scene aside) スポンジ・ボブ (SpongeBob): 私は「スポンジに嫌なことは何も起こらない！」と言いました。 (I said "Nothing disgusting ever happens to a sponge!") (The nurse is heard in the background) 看護師 (Nurse): うーん...そこにプリンが入っていればいいのですが... (Ughh... I hope that’s pudding in there...) (SpongeBob is seen with a weird look on his face)
