Heres my ranking: 5. the sea of monsters 4. The lightning thief 3. The battle of the labyrinth 2. The titans curse 1. The last Olympian(a.k.a ricks masterpiece of a book and my second favorite book of all time)
1. Thalia (Very easy) 2. Luke tbh. The fandom wouldn't give a crap about nico if he wasn't traumatized. 3. Posiedon kid. Athena kids have intelligence, and it just about ends there. 4. Punch Ares. Punching octavian is funny sure but punching the god of war is a massive flex. 5. Dagger 6. Be a demigod, but then BECOME a huntress 7. Camp Jupiter 8. Hairbrush is too op, pen. 9. Invisibility cap just sounds cooler 10. Jason. He's super underrated and chill, and it means that means I double as Thalia's as well, which is a huge win
I only got it by counting syllables. The options were, "I'm so cool" or "Artemis pleads for my help" and then I remembered haikus go 5 syllables then 7 syllables then 5 syllables
