If you interact with that caveman in any way at all, the shopkeep will acuse you of stealing. I learned that the hard way...

I love how the Shopkeeper was like "STOP! THIEF! IM GONNA FIRE A WARNING SHOT! *BANG* I'M FIRING ANOTHER! *BANG* YOU BETTER STOP! *BANG* GET BACK HERE- aaaand he's gone... crud. Welp, nothing I can do now.'

this is a certified gah dahmn 🤯

He gambled too close to the sun

Fine work 👍🏾

i was meant to be here 3 year old video with 2 comments

ayo ?

AROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND!

This always happens to me too, and what's worse is that the banner cards are completely devoid of characters as well so instead of the champion being Lifeline or smthn it's just a mountain in the background

This has been happening to me too

why would you even upload this? It happens with all characters its because your pc is shit. no one needs to see this lame upload

Idek why this glitch exists. Happens w other legends too like rampart and loba

Gg dude

Been happening for a while

Pwn'd.

Even in death the guy gets rejected…

same thing happens in yakuza4 as tanimura when you kill an enemy in an armlock

Least sexualizing male (coming from a male as a joke)

Phew! Its always winnable 😯

If a caveman steals a dice and you defeat the caveman, can you get the dice from the shop without angering the shopkeeper when you pick the dice up? If so, can you use a caveman to steal the dice to place on an alter and get a free hired hand?

Technically, yes, but it doesnt have to reload if you don't overheat it

I've been getting randomly stuck in corners/on roofs A LOT MORE this season, especially on Kings Canyon. The collision feels weird in a lot of spots

What typing could Deino even have to resist Ohio

Perfect timing, I was looking to show someone this move lol

Taken From Marvel vs Capcom 3 Fate Of Two Worlds With Banjo-Kazooie Xbox 360

super rare

why is f upside down t?

There is worse, you can spawn under the map with nothing you can do, so you have to drop down and hope you don't spawn there again

So stupid, I spawned under the map

Engineering a new way to kill you...

Kids in my basement every morning:

never pirating yakuza again 💀

lol wtf I'm kinda surprised I've never seen this

One must imagine shopkeeper happy

Pov back to school:

Bro is actually doing numbers rn

Look at that schmovement

Put this every time your cooking something

Seizure dance.

(Inhale) (Exhale) MAHVEL'S BACK BABEEEEEEEEE

Came here in order to comprehend a meme

Jesus will fly at this location 💀🚬.

Dude, that diamond crusher off that bounce pad was hilarious, i miss this game tho. D:

since the caveman does not know he is stealing, and does not speak english (ungh ungh), he is technically unaware of his crime and is therefore innocent. murder of an innocent caveman is illegal under the Ungh Ungh Act of 2017. due to this, the shopkeeper vents his frustration of losing a perfectly good die by unloading his shotgun into a nearby wall instead of a random spelunker's cranium. *note: the spelunkers do not abide by the Ungh Ungh Act because they will likely die in a couple minutes anyway and the law refuses to enforce it

"You rolled a 12! You win!"

boing :)

pain

If spelunky 2 had hard mode(How spelunky can be HARDER?). It would sound like this in start

Lord ASD: you dare defy a god

Wait, the shopkeeper gets angry, but since he's not angry at the spelunker he's frozen in place, forced to forever tremble in pointless rage, unloading his shotgun into a poor dirt wall that never did him any harm?