Oh my God, how times have changed! This girl's either blind or completely deranged Ah, but time seemed to halt When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs Childhood dreams for me were cracked When that damn Shirley Temple stole my friggin’ act! But the crown's in the vault From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges They padded their cups, but I screwed the judges Those broads thought they'd win If a plate they would spin in their dance Ha! Not a chance! 'Cause I hit the stage, batons ablaze While belting high Cs and preparing soufflés! But that triple somersault Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs! Proceed
Excellent rendition. I really like the trio in the red sequined dresses. I think the lady in the center might have sung backup on the Pink Floyd "Dark Side of the Moon" album.
this is good and all but the costumes and hair were really lacking…and why did they change the lyrics? i don’t think that’s the broadway-lyric version and it definitely isn’t the movie version.
