'...and Scotland'. Damn that burn. And no wonder he never got to do the rap on World in Motion with that voice.

Paul taught me that the word "lips" is somehow 3 syllables and not 1

Hilarious!

Dog dirt

0:33 0:43

This theme song brings back memories 😇

the bit where it cuts back from the montage and he's still singing - it's been like 30 years and I still lose it every single time

Can you imagine a premier league player doing this today? There are no characters like this any more. Beardsley wasn't a washed up player when he did this - he was one of the best players in the league, playing for Kevin Keegan's Newcastle

baybeh bay-BEH !!! 😂

...and Scotland.

As a glazing contractor...I was part of a team replacing the glass in the observation towers at the missile test ranges in the outer Hebrides...There was some female members of the armed forces stationed there...When we went for a drink in the NAAFI bar, the female service personnel were also in there enjoying a drink...the best looking of them looked the spitting image of Peter...and guess what...she was a Geordie...

I still sing/yell 'Baby Baby!' every once in a while, all these years later.

Cracking player in his prime. Seems like a great laugh as well.

The two backing singers look hot until they start singing.

Dog dirt

2000 or 2003

Omg .. Butlins rises again!

Athlectico mince brought me here and I can't belive Bob mortimor is so spot on with his impression

The best English player ever, and a poachie expert

One Peter Beardsley. There’s only one Peter Beardsley. One Peter Beards-ley.

That's got to be the funniest Pheonix from the flames ever.🤣🤣 bring back fantasy football league. Loved it

Baby, BABEH!

remember seeing him at pompey when he played for bolton he was the best player on the pitch

He was only there for a good stare

Baybee BAYBEH played at 0.25 speed, or x2

Give him an Oscar for this performance

I think this is my favourite phoenix, the gags combined with Beardsley's poor delivery just make it comedy gold. P.S I love Peter Beardsley a great player.

Bloody love the man even though he has trouble with the foreign lads, a class act, one of the last old school players, he's got a style of football, demeanor and life that can't be replicated so easily these days

1:36 flew over that thick audiences heads.

anyone remember when they did skill compilations sometimes and it used to make a little sound effect when they done the skill

Ya fucken midnight creeepa!

0:50 Keep stirring, Paul. Don't let the sauce stick.

I reckon Tom Cruise in Top Gun just edges it v’s Paul Shane here🤔

hes coming up off a pill there

I was at that game and used to watch fantasy football every week. But must've missed this episode somehow. Only just seen it for the first time now in 2020.

Jo Brand looks like she has inserted her finger into an electric plug socket

He looks as if he's just about to make a big smelly poo with that facial expression

What ever happened to Mark Lamarr? He seemed to be there one day and gone the next having disappeared completely off the face of the earth

Paul & Co took to this horrendous act of cruelty against a beautiful ballad with the same talentless intensity as kids performing in the school talent show. Fucking hell! 😂😂😂

I love the way he tries to sing the next verse of All By Myself...

You fookin doyle

Comedy gold.

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Eggghhhh sorry mate thought you was dave

The good old days under mark Bolton. I remember that music, this season really got me into la Liga, Sevilla were really good that season and probably should have won it!

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get off that fookin bus an' go an make me a couple of fookin boilers!

very fucken funny!

Brilliant !

Thanks for making me even more weepy with the James Taylor track...