SUSHI IN A CAR..OH BOY😅😅😅😅

Moore Anthony Brown Helen White Jennifer

great title, profile name and description

Jon cryer makes the show two and a half men

angry women, the most dangerous force on the planet, you know what they say, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Can't like the video cause l never liked her. I doiss rhos show. ps. Be careful who you marry, it changes everything. 😢

If she danced with me I’d have been honored.

"one time she trained a seagull to swoop down and *knock knock* OH GOD THIS IS IT!!!!"

1:05 love how quick charlie did that

0:58 me when i heard he got cast as lex luthor

Evelyn was toxxxxxxxxxxic! We laugh because we are glad that our own mother's personality is not like Evelyn

🤣😂🤩

"How you can afford the sport car?" That moment even Charlie realized that Judith is not friend of Alan.

alan bully judith? yeah i think thats a bit of the pot calling the kettle black

if charlie asks if its too early to start drinking, that just means he wants some

"laugh now but when i di i will be coming back to haunt you" "how will that be any different from this?"

a blacklight, in charlies room, uh oh indeed

Alan would have been rich and just as successful as Charlie as a dentist!! His only crime was marrying a gold-digging bitch whose lawyers are sucking the life...blood and money out of him!!

Capitulo y temporada plz

Ugh i left off a "p" when searching for this. I knew the rest of the title though 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tv show name?

RIP Cloris Leachman.

Jon Cryer is pretty much playing himself in this scene. He's been a theatre geek pretty much all his life.

wow, shes huge

1:48 that's just stupid funny

"fruit should not look surprised" say that out of context in public and count the ammount of strange looks you get

My name is Lisa Ann Hoffman, that's what they told me since I was young. I live in Canada, a place that boasts human rights, democracy and a free health care system. For twelve years i have been tortured, I was made sick and had a line put across my face from a hospital that I lived by for almost two decades. I was made homeless, I was harassed daily and I get shocked. I have had some strange procedures done when I was a kid through our hospitals and had some terminated pregnancies as others around me had in-vitro. I never agreed to any procedure where they able to invade my womb or body in a negative way. Our system is corrupt and disgusting and there is no due process or real law. I have had my privacy violated and my body violated and they refuse to scknowledge anything done to me. We are not a democracy and there are no human rights for whom they don't want to have any. There is no due process as I'm treated like I did wrong but have never been confronted. I am a human woman who has never been fat or bulbous and worked legitimate jobs most of my life and thought I was married and had a band and did lots of artwork that was mostly de-faced and stolen. I have not been told truths by our corrupt medical community, I am denied dignity and am sleep deprived and harassed and tortured for years now. There is no real law and there are no real doctors in our hypocrital country.

There are usually appointment times, not needing to take all day.

I'm so glad I didn't have food or liquid in my mouth when Berta said the line about snapping necks.. 5:00 in the morning & I LITERALLY INSTANTLY *LOL'D* 😆🤣 woops😬🤫.. Laughter is the best medicine!

Great writers, great delivery

Jake was taught to be a big whiny freeloader like his dad

We could've prevented you if we'd used a condom 😂

He had the ultimate plan all he had to do was keeping sleeping with her get rid of alan he win the divorce get his house back charlie live on his own he dump her but no he dump her when the divorce settling happens so charlie did it to himself this is why you need 🍆 disclipine gents learn from charlie mistake

"Alan, you‘re like an Alzheimer‘s victim in a whorehouse. You‘re constantly surprised that you‘ve been screwed. And you don‘t wanna pay for it."

I can see how Alan becomes more and more nutty as the series goes on , and I don’t blame him hahaha, great stuff

..they really picked a great kid to play Jake I wish I could be as nonchalant to stuff as he was when I was a kid. Excellent lil actor

…..after Charlie left to spend all his accumulated earning, they should of changed the name of the series to The Jon Cryer Show.

2:19

Candy is only good for one thing, but really good at it

I believe Allan owes Jake a car for that A

always worry if alan gives more then a penny to someone

if you want a long term relationship, dont listen to charlie

Remember people this is a "TV" show, not real life. LMAO

Gridlock!

Berta, peeing off of the deck???🤔🤔🤔

Obviously Rose, Gordon is perfect 4 U. Leave Charlie alone.

the fact that alan kept trying to get back together with Judith, is just depressing

he had rainbow sherbet for desert? thats my favorite

Cinderella wasnt a nester,she was a slave on her own house

Jake: he's peeing off the deck, i thought we weren't allowed to do that? Alan: we're not Berta: We're Not!?!