Just unzip your pants and try to piss on the window from a safe distance.

Blink one eye at a time 😀

Going from fallout to warframe to stalker is a very jarring experience

Coud you talk about The QU from all tomorrows please 😁

Humans: why do you help us? IKEA employee: our mission is to assist and please our costumers

Need to ask, you played anomoly or GAMMA yet?

Just bring Steve

I absolutely love how quickly SCP-173 shifts from "Extremely dangerous but relatively easily contained" to "Extinction" as soon as there is more than one of them.

Danke!

Stop the cap

This Guy Is So Funny He Got Me When He Said “These Must Be Made In ****** China Or Something”

MPREG !? IN SCP !?

poor mike, at least his 401k is good

So what happened to site 13? Short answer: A simp and the revenge of a girl

Reletable

A

Mike more like Michael Afton

H-hunk?😊

its said that you dont die from the springlocks you die from DROWING IN YOUR OWN BLOOD

There should be a general grievous body too😂

The most cursed being here is that AK-12 with wooden furnitures

UnStalingrad: NO MAN STEPS BACK

8:03 Why'd you have to make it sound so brutal? I feel had for killing Grunts now 😢

Fun fact, you may be wondering "then why are the others so low ranked" or smth, an that's because the elites from the others are sent here.

¨gluck gluck 3000¨

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Mikes lore is insane😭

STALKER MENTIONED!!!!!!

I really do want to know exactly why the Lizard didn't attack the Little Girl. Like, I know what she does, but why specifically. Was it that he was just reveling in the hate she was giving off? Was it that her aura had a reverse effect of him? Was it that the Little Girl is tied to the Lizard's past in some way?

Leave mike alone bro😭

dam

Someone is excited about wendigoons stalker film

"This is mike, he was obliterated from existence" MIKE DONT GRAB MARRYS TITS

Leave my boy mike alone please!

Everybody gangsta until the popcorn start running

Damn, they're just modern and secrets SS/SA

Right, Mike?

Team fortress to be like

Sounds like Paul Bethany

The what

I’m honestly surprised that there isn’t a couple of scientists who try to steal the little goober :/

GOOD JOB MIKE

He killed s c p 096 Mike

Quick tip against the Burer: shining your flashlight on his ugly mug will cause the monster to briefly turn his back to you and stops attacking. You can then unload onto his back. Beware of the Burer's medium range "shotgun" attack whe he shouts "waaagh" and sends out a telekinesis shockwave in front of him. It deals moderate dmg and can smash movable objects into you for more dmg. Also don't touch these guys in any STALKER mod. For some reasons, modders really like to superbuff burers and controllers.

How has no one thought of blinking with one eye at a time?

Why does a blob of orange slime have rizz?💀

also Sköll class objects: You leave it in the box, and see it decaying.

Goc would appreciate this video

you know i would be interested to see what happened to SCP-1936 during this the "old gods" would devastating also alot of them would not tolerate what the sun is doing.

You know those channels that are like crazy top five and then they say springlock exist😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮