Therese Johaug (født 25. juni 1988) er en norsk langrennsløper fra Dalsbygda i Os. Hun er 14 ganger norgesmester på ski og har vunnet 73 verdenscuprenn per 2020.
Her på kanalen får du følge med bak kulissene til verdens beste langrennsløper! Vi følger Therese blant annet på trening, matlaging og på ferie med kjæresten. Du vil se henne gjennomføre oppgaver og utfordringer som er utenfor hennes komfortsone, men du vil også få et unikt innblikk av Therese i sitt rette element!
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Therese Johaug (born 25 June 1988) is a Norwegian cross-country skier from Dalsbygda in Os. Per 2020, she has won 14 Norwegian skiing championships, and 73 World Cup races.
On this channel, you get to follow the world’s best cross-country skier behind the scenes! We’ll join Therese on anything from training to cooking sessions, and even off time on holiday with her boyfriend.
hei, Therese og Nils Jakob. det er en helt fantastisk blogg . for lyst til og besøke Lofoten en gang selv også. Therese du er helt fantastisk. Bare det å være gift med en Bergenser gir deg så mange + Topp. Håper det blir ett bra Comback i langrennsporet ønsker deg alt vel til neste år. Elsker deg og det du står for Therese.
By the SKIEN PATHS; there shall be 1-m-+ INFLATABLE ROUND-MATTRESSES for HIGH-SPEED SKIING’s Championship Tracks for SAFER SKIEN BOUNCE-INS [vs. NETS’ CATCHES-&-CALCIUM-CRACKINGS of past decades]. LATIN+AMERICAN BIRTH-CELEBRATIONS with AIR CASTLES by the SAILING LAKES are an inspiration. HOLYTAKK! Holytack. J. 3 AIR IGLOOS’ jumps [A. CHILDREN; B. COMPETITORS & STAFF; C. FAMILIES] ❄️ 70 10-m SKIEN MATTRESSES [1/2 for slidable roofs, detachable with air-emptying, air-filling & jumping modes for >2,100m of SKIING BOUNCE-INS PROTECTIONS] ❄️ CENTRAL COLUMNS’ TIPIS [with air pressures, heating, hertz-frequencies music & lights, disinfectant sprays & ladders. AIR IGLOOS can stay at SKI STATIONS yearly or be transported for competitions.] ❄️❄️❄️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo]
With FIRST SNØ, GUD: 1 year to 1 second of a PHILOSOPHER’s Artistic Pursuits; EUREKA! DEUSA PSYCHE. Bravo! Beautiful! Homages! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] HAVØRN’s cold plunges ⚡️ THUNDERCLAPS to fishes’ beauties ⚡️ ARCTIC NORSKNAVIA ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] Hej LEO! 1 small mammal flies the High Mountains, the (HIMALAYAN) BATS; the OTTER is an Oceanic mammal; no forestmightier can mammals be than WILDCATS, such as LEOPARDS, LIONS, TIGERS & over 60 Wildcats Subspecies. Mammals might be a synonym of HEARTSY, ARTSY Mammas respectful of 1/2 unexploited WILDFORESTS RATIO [of any & all properties]. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo]
5 HOLYTAKK jōdan [冗談 funny stories]: . . . KING RAGNAR… vs. RESPECT & TOLERANCE are best friends; shining in the WISDOM OCEANS of SALTY TEARS: RESPECT says “YOU MUST, well YOU MIGHT [BOW with HOMAGES & HONORS; HER HIGHNESS, HIS HIGHNESS vs. HER HOLINESS, HIS HOLINESS].” TOLERANCE answers ”JA JA JA, OH OH OH DEERS: ELKS, EAGLES, LYNXIES & POLAR BEARS can.” “YAHOOOOO" sing ARCTIC WOLVES toward NORSK LYS; with RRRrrrr heal SIBIRSKAJA TIGERS. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] vs. NEI-JA asks NEHAN [涅槃 ⚡️ Illumination Suprême]: Would you like to have dinner with me? NIRVANA answers: Nei nei nei; I must remain free of thinking food & birds feathers’ inner winds. Hours pass; days pass; months pass; years pass; decades pass; centuries pass. NEHAN asks NEI-JA: Would you like to go for a drink together? NEI-JA answers: Ja ja ja; I have been dying for a thirst date. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] vs. a HOLYTAKK DAY, a 俳句 HAIKU POET tells WILDCATS with their NAMES’ SONGS: 10 eggs for you, milkies [餅 mochis’ hammers are overpriced these days] ⚡️ 11-KEYS TRAVELING GONGS ⚡️ 12 [to 21+] OLYMPIANS’ starries ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] vs. welcome CLINGING GHOSTS’ merits ⚡️ contemplate YOUTHFUL PHILOSOPHIÆ DIRECTIONS ⚡️ [360 PHILOSOPHIC] MASTERBOARDS’ long-latitudes: [VALKNUT COMPASS is MAGES’ 7th LOTUS PETAL] ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo]
映画術 eigajutsu: with ETERNAL ICES & 1/2 UNEXPLOITED WILDFORESTS COVERINGS; it has been a long contemplation; 20 (best-artisans-quality 5mx5m-to-10mx10m) 畳 tatamis, LYNXIES, WILDCATS & 1 秋田 AKITA couple [cute spitz, singing shiba, strong hokkaido & wild huskies inu-options]; ELKS’ SAMI SLEDGES with HIGH MOUNTAINS & NORSKNAVIA CROSSINGS’ preparations: OH, OH, OH! ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] VALKNUT COMPASS [of 360 PHILOSOPHIC MASTERBOARDS ⚡️ MAGES’ 7th LOTUS PETAL] is 1 answer to an existential question of human nature: 2 lovers on 1 (flowers) island ⚡️ philosophers must get lost to find their ways (without burdening BĒBĒS’ cash-flows future) ⚡️ medites with wildcats’ (family) directions ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] [2020-2023] Righteous Efforts to turn 1 EUROPA HOUSE into 1 TOTORO HUS eggs+milking 20+ WILDCATS might require better 畳 tatamis than anticipated. The “TREE TUNNEL” & OAK TREES are growing with BIG PINE TREES. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] In 2020s PANDEMIC EUROPA, I start saying “merci.” ⚡️ I run into “SOYEZ BÉNIS” before “[SOYEZ BÉNIES] BÉNÉDICTIONS, Bênçãos.” ⚡️ We now sing 🎶 GUDᛝDĪTĒ: HALLELUJA, HOLYTAKK! 🎶 ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] ⚡️⚡️⚡️ For good GUD’s sake, … vs. For BALANCED / UNIVERSAL EDUCATION’s sake, … 1 shall be able to get back to their MAGES’ 9 LOTUS PETALS’ records & update them, with DRAFT VERSIONS (e.g. SOMMAR DRAFTS to complete during Summery Lights) or new projects [vintages] altogether. It is challenging to venture into novel SPIRITUAL ENDEAVORS with (righteous) character & courage; even further after retiring with FAMILY STABILITY & declining (bones density & cerebral) functions. To be honest, I focus on being a GOOD ASGARDIAN PRINCE healing; reaching for HEAVENS LYS dreaming: ETHOS ᛝ PATHOS ᛝ HOPELIGHT WISDOM. … [blue blue blue blue] a poem ends MAGES’ 9 [with 30+ ARCHI+ARKS]⚡️ LOTUS PETALS push to 9 LOTUS FLOWERS ⚡️ filmmaking løv drafts can start ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo]
HBDs 先聖 Sensei JOHAUG! Loving “XC SKIING JO-JO” a.INTERPRETED.a. Therese JOhaug x JOhannes Klaebo. NORSK Invitations did not make it to SØR UTOPIAS, good GUD. HOLYTAKK ASGARDIANS! . . . Where’s the PRAIA PEACH? In an EMBASSY! It is out of JURISDICTION. ⚡️ The GOLDEN PEACH. A champagne with full blueberry nectar in. ⚡️ GOLDEN BERRIES. vs. (“versus”) Funny “best clarified butter” GHEE is not found in pharmacies in the WEST, yet it can be cruelty-free. CATCHRISTMAS is MILK-EGGS, perfected every day. Offerings might be holy. ⚡️ SECRET WILDFORESTS GUARDIANS. vs. 義 gi means JUSTICE in 日本 Japan, 1 of 4 COSMIC SEASONS’ DEUSAS. ⚡️ GOLDEN HEAVENS. How are the AÇAI TREES playing with JABUTICABA TREES? My hidden lovers I could not seed with AMERICAN LOTUS FLOWERS. ⚡️ TRANSCENDENTAL MYSTERIES. … ⚡️⚡️⚡️ [JUPITER SKÅL] Hej LEO! 1 small mammal flies the High Mountains, the (HIMALAYAN) BATS; the OTTER is an Oceanic mammal; no forestmightier can mammals be than WILDCATS, such as LEOPARDS, LIONS, LYNXIES, TIGERS & over 60 Wildcats Subspecies. Mammals might be a synonym of HEARTSY, ARTSY Mammas respectful of 1/2 unexploited WILDFORESTS RATIO [of any & all properties]. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] DOLCE KHRĪSTŌS-ianas [“DO(L)CE KHRISTIANA” Continental] Pilgrimages ⚡️ 6 MEDITES DAGER av FILOSOFENES TRAGEDIE [1-page PHILOSOPHERS’ TRAGEDY (MAGES’ 4th LOTUS PETAL) to 12.13.20xy ⚡️ 13.12.20xy 精神 seishin medites weeks’ 8+ SACRED ELEMENTS] ⚡️ MAGES’ 9 LOTUS PETALS, GUDS SKYLD [på sangen, skien og surfen; good GUD’s circle sake is sirkel: fa up f notes for GUD’s SIRKLER 座禅 zazen] ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo]
俳句 HAIKU POETS simple with [1/2 of superficies, 100%-unexploited] WILDFORESTS’ BREATHS [& ICY SUMMITS’ Elevation Temples] ⚡️ 瑜雷公 YURAIKŌ THUNDER humanist with [EUREKA! WILDCATS'] LIFE FLOWERS & BERRIES [⚡️ MAGES’ 9 LOTUS PETALS] ⚡️ 映画術 EIGAJUTSU ARTS’ 4 [COSMIC] SEASONS LOTUS [& 24 節気 SEKKI LUNAR SEASONS] ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] vs. WRITERS must keep a firm handwriting, a straight back, fast feet up & down cleaning stairs & (re)mistakes. ⚡️ SINGERS must unlock happy notes daily if it is to sing with WILDCATS, EAGLES, OWLS & milk-eggs co. ⚡️ Blessing inner breaths within & unclinging from passing GHOSTS & (13+) REALMS have proven to be time-consuming in my 30s; challenging my energies, lights, løv & thunder. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] vs. SWEDE ANTHEM unlocks TOTORO AH! ⚡️ NORGE ANTHEM is a sublime story ⚡️ ÍSLANDS þúsund ár teaches good chorals ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] NORSKNAVIA DIVAS ⚡️ 24-hours PLAYLIST done, a DAG! ⚡️ ᛋᛝᛈ ᛞ music objectives (end with LANDSLIDE by Diva DAGNY) ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo]
2 (or 3) baby eagles? [BELA & EUREKA! ⚡️ KARMA & STORILOGIAS ⚡️ LYS, LØV & PRINCESSA] 3 wildkitties double to youth [20+-ARCHI+ARKS-based PROGRESS(O)] singing is better now ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Do you know what a sumō pancake [相撲 お好み焼き sumō okonomiyaki] is? A sumō pancake is a jūdōka 柔道家 who has not learned the (rolling) art of momentum. I mean… 7 PANDEMIC 瑜伽 JUGA ASANAS [朝な morning] only? 2020-2023 0 PANDEMIC CONTAMINATIONS: I. Rolling from HAPPY BABY to LION MEDITE ASANAS (Right & Left Legs First, Back & Forth on 1 DREAMED ISLAND) ⚡️ II. Tibetan Art of Crushing the Dragon Tail (on a gentle mat, with wildcats’ fun) ⚡️ III. 100% Relaxation Asanas [朝な mornings] over 44+ Pandemic Months ⚡️ IV. Dreaming of Moving, Skiing & Surfing Most Days ⚡️ V. SHAKKI MATTI! vs. COMPUTERIZED HUMANS & HUMANIZED COMPUTERS [抑止詰み yokushi-tsumi CM, le CHECK+MATE。 XM, o XEQUE+MATE.] ⚡️ VI. 30+ OLYMPIAN SYSTEMS of PHILOSOPHY ᛝ POETRY ᛝ 瑜伽 YUGA include the VALKNUT COMPASS of 360 PHILOSOPHIC MASTERBOARDS ⚡️ VII. (OPERA) SINGING with EAGLES ᛝ WILDCATS’ FORESTS ⚡️⚡️⚡️ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] ⚡️⚡️⚡️
“BĒBĒ, this is not my fault. Great ACTRESSES & ACTORS must be investigated by their CHARACTERS; with hints of good humor. And I mean invested in.” (CLARITY) BLIZZARDS’ SHAKKIZARD
✨✨✨ translating from MEDIA SPIRITS’ 3 (SPIRITUAL) CUPS: [I. turned upside down for EARTHLY APPETITES ⚡ ANTIDOTES? LIFE & LOGOS A. YGGDRASIL: 1/2 (unexploited) WILDFORESTS COVERINGS ⚡ B. LOGOS: HEAVENS are lightful & higher than SUMMITS, CLOUDS & HUMAN CROWNS ⚡ C. VALKNUT VACUITY, HOLYTAKK! ⚡ II. pierced by ECONOMIC, MILITARY, POLITICAL & RELIGIOUS (institutional) INTERESTS; & (unsustainable) WRONG VIEWS ⚡ ANTIDOTES? KŌSMOS A. LIGHTS: ETERNAL, INFINITE LIGHTRAYS across ALL DIRECTIONS; B. INTELLIGENCE: ECONOMIC & SOCIETAL DASHBOARDS; C. WISDOM: VALKNUT COMPASS of 360 PHILOSOPHIC MASTERBOARDS ⚡ III. poisoned by 1. (108+) DEFILEMENTS, 2. INCARNATIONS’ SPIRITUAL LIMITS, 3. UNCLEAR GOVERNANCE’s SHADES (with IMMATURE ANTHEMS) ⚡ ANTIDOTES? ETHOS vs. PATHOS: EUREKA! HOPELIGHT WISDOM A. BLESSINGS: MAGES’ 9th LOTUS PETALS over 1 JUPITERIAN REVOLUTION? ⚡ B. DIVINATIONS: MAGES’ 9th LOTUS FLOWER FILMOGRAPHIES over 1 JUPITERIAN REVOLUTION?⚡ C. EUREKA! WISDOM? 20+ ARCHI+ARKS’ poetry (architecture projects) & Co.] ❄ 1.3k HOURS + of SKIING YEARS [> 3 hours a day alongside CLEANING & HYGIENE a.INTERPRETED.a. GOOD TRAINING over 1 JUPITERIAN REVOLUTION] required for CHAMPIONS [in HEALTHY, SPORTSY ENVIRONMENTS] ❄ THERESE JOHAUG is a real [LEGENDARY] CHAMPION ❄❄❄ JAR[RA] [壺 tsubo] Endnote: HANDWRITTEN BOOKLETS must lose interludes, parentheses & side notes lightfully. from MEDIA SPIRITS’ 3 CUPS: THERESE JOHAUG is a real CHAMPION 1k HOURS + of SKIING YEARS ✨✨✨
