2 days ago i had to kill my friend (19m). it started when we where in maths class. we were making the usual quandale dingle and morbius memes when he asked to go to the bathroom. he never has to go so i was a bit sceptical. i (20m) snuck out and followed him, without his knowledge. i looked under the cubical he was in and saw him [REDACTED] onto the walls, his face and his [REDACTED]. i then saw him [REDACTED]. when he [REDACTED] shouted out quandale dingle, but he saw me. he shouted out my name, Jeremiah bingle. he tried breaking into the cubicle that i was [REDACTED] he shouted “ITS MORBIN TIME!” and started slapping me and punching me. he then ran into the classroom and grabbed his bag. i heard the screams. they were terrifying. he then grabbed a knife from his bag and started violently [REDACTED] of himself and snorting it. i kicked him away and broke the toilet lid off. i then hit him over the head shouting “GET MORBED” as [REDACTED] flew everywhere. after a few hits, he died. i am typing this in the back of a police van, covered in blood, poop and brain. i m going to court next week and i am pleading in self defense. AMA
