Fact Check: "Horses are my favorite animal" The claim that horses are your favorite animal is false. While it's true that you have often expressed admiration for horses, the reality is quite different. Despite this admiration, your true favorite animal is actually the elusive and majestic platypus. This preference has been confirmed by multiple sources close to you. The claim that horses hold the top spot appears to be a playful exaggeration or a simple misunderstanding. Therefore, while horses are indeed wonderful animals, known for their intelligence and strong bonds with humans, the title of "favorite animal" for you belongs to the platypus. This fact-check aims to set the record straight and ensure that the platypus receives the recognition it deserves.

@@CaptainOatsShow I... I.. need to do some thinking

@@buttercupbarbs4283 I check the facts so you don't have to think. all in a days work.

unofficial horse rating. aint no way i'm letting a 4/5 start a revolution.

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*30 seconds later* nvm relief, pls do more content in the Shrine of Remembrance

i dunno, the algorithm must be broken. maybe leave another comment, that should help.

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i'm being held at 23°48′00″S 133°44′15″E

@@CaptainOatsShow Don’t worry I'm catching the first bus to come save you

all i have is a social security number and my mother's maiden name :(

That person wasn't even a swimming teacher, just a regular ass teacher. Some substitute bullshit.

i can't afford a pong machine :(

It sounds like you're in a tough spot, but I'm here to help! Obviously, you probably wont find a sharpie on a deserted island, I suggest scavenging for an Artline or a Bic, these aren't ideal but you're not in an ideal situation. If worst comes to worst you may have to use your phone. Remember, survival is key. Use your phone sparingly to conserve battery for tech deck tricks ONLY. 🤙

i am a youtuber. like/subscribe

i did not pirate minesweeper. it comes free with windows vista.

is there an easy way to cheese the mines?

I'm really putting a target on my back with this one, but these tricks need to be shared. Pray for me.

I'm not wearing make-up. Why would you think that? Make-up is only for women. If i put make up on i'd burst into flames and die.

​@@CaptainOatsShowoh i thought that is Make-up. My bad. But u right! As a full grown man wearing Make-up - there must be something really wrong in Ur head. My parents would ground me my life because they would be so disappointed into me. Good U dont wear any! i Bet Ur parents would think they failed on their Mission 2 raise u as a real man.

i'm glad you're still here for the non-sense 🙏

sounds like you had a lot more than just monkey's in your barrel, bud. i love kinder chocolate happy easter. :)

@@CaptainOatsShow I don't get iiiit, what else would be in my barrel? ; w;

@@GrungeBun Alison's room was a canvas of shadows, with only the pale moonlight painting the outlines of forgotten toys. Among them, a Barrel of Monkeys sat perched on their shelf, its contents hidden from the world. Alison, with their furrowed brow and eyes that had seen too many disappointments, found solace in the clinking sound of the plastic monkeys as they linked arm in arm. But there was something else inside the barrel, something that didn't belong. It was an unseen force, a presence that seemed to feed on Alison's hatred of Kinder chocolate. Each night, as Alison released the monkeys from their cylindrical prison, they felt the weight of an invisible gaze, a whisper in the dark that grew louder with Alison's every frown. The monkeys, once symbols of innocent fun, began to change. Their plastic smiles twisted into smirks, their playful eyes now bore a mocking glint. They seemed to move on their own, forming chains that spelled out Alison's unspoken contempt. The room grew colder, the air thicker, as if the barrel exhaled a breath of desolation. Alison knew they should be afraid, but instead, they felt understood. The force within the barrel, this unknown entity, it was the embodiment of their inner turmoil, the physical manifestation of a childhood robbed of joy. One evening, as a storm raged outside, Alison heard a new sound from the barrel-a low, rhythmic drumming, like a heartbeat. They reached for the lid, their hand trembling, not with fear, but with anticipation. As their fingers brushed against the plastic, the drumming stopped. Alison left the lid closed that night, but the question remained-what was inside the barrel with the monkeys? Was it a friend, a foe, or simply the echo of Alison's own repugnance? The story ends here, but the mystery of the barrel does not. For Alison, and for us, it remains a chilling reminder that sometimes, the most haunting horrors are those that dwell within.

International instructions friend, no words necessary

this is joe biden's bangladesh

the REAL final chococlocko bosso

if you want a british willy wonka experience eat a mcvitie's chocolate digestive and be emotionally unavailable.

@@CaptainOatsShow halfway there pal, just waiting on mcvities to come out with a vegan range the dogs

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I'll look into it. i'm hoping he reduced the number of ingredients with the new formula, 4 is just too many.

them is the ones

they forgot the sweet and sour sauce

Wow, you really think Kerwin is a more common name than Kevin? Do you live under a rock or something? Kevin is the 13th most popular male name in the US, while Kerwin is ranked 3,555th. That means there are over 250 Kevins for every Kerwin. How do you not know this? Have you ever met a Kerwin in your life? I bet you haven't. Kevin is also a much cooler name than Kerwin, because it means "handsome" or "kind", while Kerwin means "little dark one" or "swamp friend". Who would want to be called that? No wonder Kerwin is such a rare name. It's ugly and lame. You should really do some research before you make such ridiculous claims. Kevin is obviously a better and more likely name than Kerwin. Period.

@@CaptainOatsShow CANT SPELL KERWIN LOL!!!!

@@danielblackred3698 Thank you for your comment. I appreciate your feedback and your concern for my spelling. However, I can assure you that I can spell really well. In fact, I have won several spelling bees and competitions in the past. I have also studied the etymology and history of many words and languages. I always proofread and check my spelling before posting anything online. Perhaps you have mistaken a typo or a stylistic choice for a spelling error. Or maybe you are not familiar with the spelling rules and variations of different dialects and regions. Either way, I hope you can respect my spelling and enjoy my content. Have a nice day. :)

@@CaptainOatsShow I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU SPELL BAD AND U MUSTVE GONE TO AN UNSPELLING BEE WHERE YOU SPELL THINGS WRONG LOL~!!!!

Trolled by the golden arches. Least you got the pineapple though

Yeah, the pineapple was the only good thing. The rest was trash. McDonald's sucks. Pineapple was ok, but not worth it. McDonald's is a scam. They lied to me. They lied to us all. Pineapple? What pineapple? I don't remember any pineapple. McDonald's erased my memory. They are evil. They are the enemy. Pineapple pineapple pineapple. McDonald's pineapple. Kerwin Frost pineapple. McNugget Buddy pineapple. Pineapple pineapple pineapple.