This is British one-liner comedian Gary Delaney's youtube channel it features TV clips, and exclusive recordings from live shows that aren't available elsewhere. Tour dates and mailing list (sign up for free download of full shows): Www.garydelaney.com Twitter: @GaryDelaney Facebook: @GaryDelaneyComedian Instagram: @GaryDelaneyComedian
I went to America recently and I didn't realise they did chocolate oranges over there well I did see Obama stood next to Trump that one time. Recently I was on holiday in America and stopped off In Texas and I couldn't believe the amount of hookers that propositioned me on every street corner I shouldn't be surprised Texas is just an anagram of Atsex. There was a statistc published recently that said there is one particular region in the world that has the most gay men that wear hats and you will never guess where it is...Manhattan. I decided to surprise the wife for our anniversary so I bought 2 tickets for a lovely little trip down the Suez Canal, well the big day arrived and she was dressed in next to nothing, thong, high heels I said aren't you dressing a little bit risque for this trip? she said no not for Sue's sea anal trip?
I used to post my own jokes on your TikTok I can see your account on google websearch but not when logged in I got blocked for some unknown reason? Anyhow I just had this little beauty randomly come into my head, a guy in America is having s3x with a hooker and he hears his wife coming home, he quickly calls his best friend and said help! help! I am with this hooker and the wife is coming up the driveway do you know a good place I can hide her? his friend goes Idaho???
Apart from Gary being very talented, I love watching the lady second from the right of screen laughing so fitfully at EVERY joke. I'm sure she'd be hurting the next day and even took the a day off work. Wonderful to see humour being such a great tonic!
I have no idea what you’re talking about or who that is. If it’s an Apollo video copyright in that is owned by Open Mike who made the programme. If it’s Mock the Week then it’s Angst productions.
Hi Gary, I hope you and your family are doing wonderful and staying safe. I haven't listened to your youtube videos in a while. About 6 - 8th's ago, I was watching your videos constantly, not constipated, 😅. I wrote down my favorite one - liners that you tell. I almost forgot about you, sorry. Lol. About an hour ago, I was looking for some important documents, and I saw a few papers that i wrote your jokes on. Lol. It's great to hear these jokes again. Do you have any new comedy videos on youtube? Do you have any new jokes and one- liners from your recent shows on youtube? I will google your website and see what you have been up to lately. Thank you, Glen
The only real criteria for being a comedian is to funny and make people laugh, and you sir pass with flying colours. Had me laughing out loudly on a train !!!